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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Screaming Idiot posted:

That's impressive multitasking -- trolling trade chat in Darnassus, smoking a cigarette, and slowpy working on his impenetrable fortress of soda cans cemented by excreted nose grease.


Why are you resting under his thigh?

:fry:

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I think he's playing EverQuest?

That's early WoW, very early judging from the CRT monitor and OG Xbox. Also WTF, off-brand Mountain Dew, sheesh. What kind of gross nerd doesn't drink name brand.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

TheKennedys posted:

That's early WoW, very early judging from the CRT monitor and OG Xbox. Also WTF, off-brand Mountain Dew, sheesh. What kind of gross nerd doesn't drink name brand.

If that man's not dead he's probably sitting in the exact same place doing the exact same thing, but it raises the question of whether the cigarettes or the not-MTN Dew will kill him first

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Mountain Don't

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Randaconda posted:



What's his forum handle?

Just imagine what this guy's mouth smells like.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Mountain Don't

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


I'm the lone coat hanger.

Imagine what article of clothing used to hang on that. His interview suit? An academic gown?, Military dress whites?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

It's his mother's, there as a reminder of the path not taken.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I'm compelled to ask by morbid curiosity, but what image inspired the thread title?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Arcsquad12 posted:

I'm compelled to ask by morbid curiosity, but what image inspired the thread title?

Some dude dusted his brown-hued fuckdoll with cocoa powder, so as not to look ashy as it would have with talc or whatever they normally use, presumably, and it got et up with bugs. I think it was just a screengrab of some forum post somewhere.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Mountain Dew or Mountain Dew Not, there is no Mountain Try

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Why are you resting under his thigh?

Ranaconda wants some cause he's mostly bun, Hun.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

He uses the single hanger in the closet to hang up his formal t-shirt each night.

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
You idiots. This ISN'T EVEN HIS FINAL FORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E: 1!!!11!11!1111!111!!!!!!!

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




ReidRansom posted:

Some dude dusted his brown-hued fuckdoll with cocoa powder, so as not to look ashy as it would have with talc or whatever they normally use, presumably, and it got et up with bugs. I think it was just a screengrab of some forum post somewhere.

I worked hard on that posted and read through a dozen threads of dollfuckers to get the goods.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I don't have any AUG to post, but just wondering if anyone else pronounces AUG like "AGG!" and says it whenever they open this thread. Because I do that.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

bradzilla posted:

I don't have any AUG to post, but just wondering if anyone else pronounces AUG like "AGG!" and says it whenever they open this thread. Because I do that.

You say "AGG!" whenever I open this thread? Usually that only happens when I post.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Nah, it's very much 'Awg!' for me. Maybe the G isn't as pronounced, because that means it's also almost an "AUGHHHHHHHGGGGG", with a soft, gutteral, groan at the end. That's what nearly all of these posts illicit.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

It just makes me think of the Steyr AUG.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I'm on Team Awg

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sludge Tank posted:

I'm on Team Awg

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Perhaps he was dictating!

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Sludge Tank posted:

I'm on Team Awg

I'm in the Castle Aaargh

Arcsquad12 posted:

Perhaps he was dictating!

edit: you fucker

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
But how do you pronounce AWP?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

TheMaskedUgly posted:

But how do you pronounce AWP?

Aydoubleyoupee.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

TheMaskedUgly posted:

But how do you pronounce AWP?

Throatwobblermangrove

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

CommissarMega posted:

Throatwobblermangrove

Don't you mean "luxury yacht"?

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




less words more content.




fat-cartoon-hunks!!




i can't belive it

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

chitoryu12 posted:

It just makes me think of the Steyr AUG.

I've never known how "AUG" is pronounced in that instance either, but a Steyr AUG would probably be a pretty good response to a lot of these images.

khysanth
Jun 10, 2009

Still love you, Homar

chitoryu12 posted:

It just makes me think of the Steyr AUG.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

text me a vag pic posted:

less words more content.




The artifacting on this image makes it look like a renaissance oil painting.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Nah, it's very much 'Awg!' for me. Maybe the G isn't as pronounced, because that means it's also almost an "AUGHHHHHHHGGGGG", with a soft, gutteral, groan at the end. That's what nearly all of these posts illicit.

Ok yeah this is what I was trying to say

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



AUG is the sound you make when reading the AUG thread. "Awgh!"

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

bradzilla posted:

I don't have any AUG to post, but just wondering if anyone else pronounces AUG like "AGG!" and says it whenever they open this thread. Because I do that.

Like this.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH


AUG Thread: I can't believe I'm in this yet i's stomach >_<

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
i think i know why thailand has such strict lese majeste laws..





Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Arcsquad12 posted:

The artifacting on this image makes it look like a renaissance oil painting.

I think it's from the same era as this guy:

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Arcsquad12 posted:

The artifacting on this image makes it look like a renaissance oil painting.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

:drat:
Puking good picture in the background really does it for me.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

text me a vag pic posted:

less words more content.






Does one have to go to a special shop to get underpants in that size? Do you have to have them specially made?

I personally am not a small or skinny man, (I wear size XL), but even in Target and Myer etc. I get freaked out by the size of the 4XL and 5XL T-Shirts and pants.

I can't imagine how hard it must be to shop for clothes if you are this size. And also if you are this size, how did you allow yourself to getthere? Surely there was a point where you said "Well, I can't find undies to fit me in normal shops any more, better cut down on the donuts and mountain dew."

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