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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

JoelJoel posted:

I hear some docks even prefer switches with right kind of bend.

I think you might be hinting at something else while talking about video game consoles

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Sucrose posted:

I probably have one of the oldest video game-playing dads, and he only ever plays first-person shooters, only ever plays on PC, only ever plays the singleplayer campaigns, and has zero interest in any sort of gaming culture.

Last page but this is me.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



It took me until my early 20s to figure this out: calculating the time after a certain amount of minutes is a lot easier than I previous tried to make it.

Say the time is 7:35 and you want to figure out what time it will be 45 minutes after that. Add 35 and 45 to get 80, subtract 60 (since the sum is greater than 60 minutes), and then add one to the hour. The new time will be 8:20.

Another one is calculating multiplication facts. 19 x 12 seems like a tough problem, but you can break it down: multiply 19 x 10 to get 190, then add 38 to that (19 x 2). The solution is 228.

My elementary school teachers tried to teach me this mental math, but it never really clicked until I was an adult. I'm better at math now partly because I've taken more advanced math (Calc I and II) that required me to hone my skills. What seemed like gibberish when I was ten seems like common sense now.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Another one is calculating multiplication facts. 19 x 12 seems like a tough problem, but you can break it down: multiply 19 x 10 to get 190, then add 38 to that (19 x 2). The solution is 228.

1) I find working with 10 divisible numbers easiest, so I'd do 20*12-12

2) This is literally common core math, and adults that use it in day to day life are making GBS threads themselves that it's being taught to their kids.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

This cannot be real, I'll believe that dude genuinely thought coldplay was a sideproject of pantera but good god.

beefnoodle
Aug 7, 2004

IGNORE ME! I'M JUST AN OLD WET RAG

Sucrose posted:

I probably have one of the oldest video game-playing dads, and he only ever plays first-person shooters, only ever plays on PC, only ever plays the singleplayer campaigns, and has zero interest in any sort of gaming culture.

This is me, pretty much.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Just because every other Nutribullet recipe calls for using unsweetened almond milk as a liquid base, you should not use unsweetened almond milk as a liquid base.

I figured, hey, the mildly untasty fluid would be compensated by the fruits and veggies I put in. I was wrong.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Use hotdogs as your base.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Use sodium bicarbonate as your base.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Use sodium bicarbonate as your base.

The Nutibullet is really clear about not putting anything fizzy/carbonated into the thing, because evidently pressure builds up and can actually explode on you.

I did one water-based (kale, banana, blueburries, vanilla yogurt, and water/ice to fill) and it was goddamned delicious. This is actually content; I never realized smoothies can be this good. I figured they were all gross good-for-you drinks.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MisterBibs posted:

The Nutibullet is really clear about not putting anything fizzy/carbonated into the thing, because evidently pressure builds up and can actually explode on you.

I did one water-based (kale, banana, blueburries, vanilla yogurt, and water/ice to fill) and it was goddamned delicious. This is actually content; I never realized smoothies can be this good. I figured they were all gross good-for-you drinks.

About 100% of smoothies consumed are categorically not good for you (health-wise anyway) any more than drinking a can of soft drink is good for you.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

rydiafan posted:

2) This is literally common core math, and adults that use it in day to day life are making GBS threads themselves that it's being taught to their kids.

Yup. A big piece of common core math is understanding that numbers can be broken down into smaller numbers/compared to larger numbers, and that you can use that knowledge to make mental math faster.

It's bizarre. A guy in one of my classes complained almost every class that he was bad at math and he hated it when he was a kid, but thought the "new way" was stupid and we shouldn't bother teaching it to kids. He seemed to fundamentally believe that math can never not suck, math must always be hard and bad for everyone except for a few people who are inherently "good at it," it is impossible to make it more accessible because some kids will still be bad at it so why bother. It was really weird and uncomfortable and the professor was really patient with him.

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!
All I remember from math class as a kid was the teachers constantly telling us we had to learn it because we won't have calculators with us all the time as adults...

...and now everyone on the planet has a smartphone

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ferrule posted:

All I remember from math class as a kid was the teachers constantly telling us we had to learn it because we won't have calculators with us all the time as adults...

...and now everyone on the planet has a smartphone

Which is irrelevant because doing math in your head or on a piece of paper is about 40000 times faster and more convenient than using the shithell that is smartphone calculators.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Jerry Cotton posted:

Which is irrelevant because doing math in your head or on a piece of paper is about 40000 times faster and more convenient than using the shithell that is smartphone calculators.

This is true for all equations and applications.


(yeah, I get your point but c'mon son)

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I have a rice cooker, that I use pretty frequently. I always struggled with dividing up the cooked rice evenly, though, when I made a big batch of food and wanted to freeze it with rice. Like, it's easy enough to divide it into quarters when I made four meals' worth, just by splitting the rice in half and half again, but not as easy when making six meals' worth or whatever.

I worked out ages ago that one scoop of uncooked rice makes about two portions of cooked rice (when put with other food, like stew or whatever). It JUST occurred to me - like last night - that I can just use the scoop again, and that two scoops of cooked rice will be the amount I want.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Armenians are considered white in America. Or at least they are if their name is Kardashian.

Edit: I guess I have known more Armenians than I realized. I just always thought of the Kardashians as Middle Eastern.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Jerry Cotton posted:

About 100% of smoothies consumed are categorically not good for you (health-wise anyway) any more than drinking a can of soft drink is good for you.

A homemade smoothie like that is equivalent to eating some fruit and some 30cal almond milk. It may even be higher cal than a soda but it's actually nutritious and will fill you up and help your poops with delicious fiber. It's not at all the same as a totally non-satiating can of sugar.

Lol how people freak that fruits contain sugar and therefore are JUST LIKE SODA

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Henchman of Santa posted:

Armenians are considered white in America. Or at least they are if their name is Kardashian.

Edit: I guess I have known more Armenians than I realized. I just always thought of the Kardashians as Middle Eastern.

All Middle Easterners, as far as the US Census is concerned, are white.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

A homemade smoothie like that is equivalent to eating some fruit and some 30cal almond milk. It may even be higher cal than a soda but it's actually nutritious and will fill you up and help your poops with delicious fiber. It's not at all the same as a totally non-satiating can of sugar.

Lol how people freak that fruits contain sugar and therefore are JUST LIKE SODA

Really depends on your diet. If you eat well and get enough fibre you don't really need to add all that sugar to your diet. There are innumerable fibre sources that are far better for you (and far less expensive!).

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Barudak posted:

All Middle Easterners, as far as the US Census is concerned, are white.

I didn't know that, but that's perhaps the best example of how state-defined race differs from actual experience

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I'd love to hear the actual experience pinning down what race a person is.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

JoelJoel posted:

Really depends on your diet. If you eat well and get enough fibre you don't really need to add all that sugar to your diet. There are innumerable fibre sources that are far better for you (and far less expensive!).

That's not at all the same thing as "a soda."

Maybe dude just likes a fuckin smoothie.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Maybe dude just likes a fuckin smoothie.

Noted choking afficionado MisterBibs prefers his foods blended for an entirely more banal reason.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

JoelJoel posted:

Really depends on your diet. If you eat well and get enough fibre you don't really need to add all that sugar to your diet. There are innumerable fibre sources that are far better for you (and far less expensive!).

Remove all energy sources from your diet, just eat protein and fiber. You'll be bedridden and catatonic but by god you'll be skinny and regular.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Besesoth posted:

Remove all energy sources from your diet, just eat protein and fiber. You'll be bedridden and catatonic but by god you'll be skinny and regular.

Protein will get used as an energy source when needed.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

That's not at all the same thing as "a soda."

Maybe dude just likes a fuckin smoothie.

I was responding to the fibre comment and overall heath benefits of these things. Most people consume too much sugar. It's fine to like smoothies or soda; doesn't change my point. A proper diet will give you all the vitamins you need and smoothies exists to sell fancy blenders and Booster Juice/Orange Julius and the like.

E:

Besesoth posted:

Remove all energy sources from your diet, just eat protein and fiber. You'll be bedridden and catatonic but by god you'll be skinny and regular.

Lol, whatever you say, goon lord.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Henchman of Santa posted:

I didn't know that, but that's perhaps the best example of how state-defined race differs from actual experience

Its a big deal in the community as some feel like it leads to underrepresentation and others dont want to lose being officially white. There is/was talk of making it like Hispanic/Latino where you could pick it in addition to being whatever primary race you selected.

That said, as someone in the multi-ethnic middle eastern bucket, for the most part in the US if you dont have a beard and arent too tan most Americans people will just assume youre white which can lead to awkward conversations when pure white folks do that thing where they get super racist out of nowhere im private. Easy example of a middle eastern dude who is mainstream white is Tarek El Moussa from Flip or Flop.

Edit: Middle Easterners bring up white peoples average household income as a group, so removing them would make whites statistically poorer than currently reflected.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

JoelJoel posted:

... smoothies exists to sell fancy blenders and Booster Juice/Orange Julius and the like.
...

They exist to be delicious. Why is this so hard?

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Maybe dude just likes a fuckin smoothie.

It's 40% this (I'd rather not have to go to Jamba or whatever whenever the mood strikes me to have something), 40% understanding that I've got some spots in my diet that it'd be easier to fill with smoothies than keeping some fruit at home that I won't eat the last third of it before it goes bad.

The other 20% is having healthier option for those "I've been drinking water and milk for three weeks straight and I want something sweet" cravings that I currently go to a 8oz can of Red Bull.

food court bailiff posted:

Noted choking afficionado MisterBibs prefers his foods blended for an entirely more banal reason.

I think you have me confused with someone else. I'm the guy with the relatively obscure chronic immune disorder that results in an esophagus that is inflamed to hell and back.

Hell, that's kinda on topic for me (and others, when I tell them) though I've probably said it before. Growing up, I just figured everyone had that sensation of food slowing down halfway through the food pipe, or was risking their life by eating without a drink with them. Nope, my esophagus has been swolen my whole drat life! And it's an actual (if incurable, potentially cancer-getting, steroids-needed to-deal-with) disease!

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DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Tim Burton directed Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

JoelJoel posted:

I was responding to the fibre comment and overall heath benefits of these things. Most people consume too much sugar. It's fine to like smoothies or soda; doesn't change my point. A proper diet will give you all the vitamins you need and smoothies exists to sell fancy blenders and Booster Juice/Orange Julius and the like.

E:

Lol, whatever you say, goon lord.

I think we found Soylent's CEO, guys

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Barudak posted:

All Middle Easterners, as far as the US Census is concerned, are white.

Not by 2020, I bet.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Not by 2020, I bet.

You joke but...

https://www.brookings.edu/blog/fixgov/2017/08/31/the-2020-census-may-be-wildly-inaccurate-and-it-matters-more-than-you-think/

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

sweeperbravo posted:

Yup. A big piece of common core math is understanding that numbers can be broken down into smaller numbers/compared to larger numbers, and that you can use that knowledge to make mental math faster.

It's bizarre. A guy in one of my classes complained almost every class that he was bad at math and he hated it when he was a kid, but thought the "new way" was stupid and we shouldn't bother teaching it to kids. He seemed to fundamentally believe that math can never not suck, math must always be hard and bad for everyone except for a few people who are inherently "good at it," it is impossible to make it more accessible because some kids will still be bad at it so why bother. It was really weird and uncomfortable and the professor was really patient with him.

What the gently caress kind of math class were you in where you got to talk?

I mean, not that we were beaten if we dared to open our mouths or anything, but the professor talks about math for an hour straight, and you leave. I'm having trouble imagining HOW the subject came up, too.

"And as you can see, if we model the function as a graph on a two-dimensional plane, it makes it much easier to-"
"EXCUSE ME SIR, MATH IS BAD"

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



John Lee posted:

What the gently caress kind of math class were you in where you got to talk?

I mean, not that we were beaten if we dared to open our mouths or anything, but the professor talks about math for an hour straight, and you leave. I'm having trouble imagining HOW the subject came up, too.

"And as you can see, if we model the function as a graph on a two-dimensional plane, it makes it much easier to-"
"EXCUSE ME SIR, MATH IS BAD"

That's just weird to me.

Where the hell are the schools that don't allow you to ask questions of a teacher? It was pretty common for there to be a back and forth in my HS math classes to ensure we understood what was being taught.

I mean I can understand being in a large lecture hall in college or something and you'd need to save your questions for the smaller sessions with TAs, but you'd be way beyond Common Core at that point.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ask a question...that's a paddlin'

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Up to and including the Gamecube I meant. I don't know how well the Wii/U takes punishment and the Switch seems fairly fragile

https://youtu.be/y8QCFNAgPDo

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

John Lee posted:

What the gently caress kind of math class were you in where you got to talk?

I mean, not that we were beaten if we dared to open our mouths or anything, but the professor talks about math for an hour straight, and you leave. I'm having trouble imagining HOW the subject came up, too.

"And as you can see, if we model the function as a graph on a two-dimensional plane, it makes it much easier to-"
"EXCUSE ME SIR, MATH IS BAD"

I guess you were picturing something like an undergrad 101 liberal arts math class? This was a graduate level course on how to teach math to elementary school kids, with about 10 students in it. None of my pedagogy classes have been lecture based, they've all been student-centered, to model the kind of teaching they encourage us to emulate. Discussions and hands-on type poo poo made up the bulk of each session. The complaining guy did also ask genuine questions, but you just never knew whether this question was going to lead off into the confrontational mode tangents.

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lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I was just catching up on the IOSM thread and learned that Joe Walsh and John Walsh are not the same person. I was like, wow is that AMW guy a massive conservative rear end in a top hat, but maybe what happened to his kid made him snap or something.

Edit: Neither of them are Robert Stack either.

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