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maskenfreiheit posted:yeah weight is just a number, if the only reason you don't want to date someone is weight, you're a bad person. any on hot takes from /r/incels you care to share? I think what they were getting at is that there's a lot of daylight between "I would really like if my wife lost some loving weight" and "I no longer love my wife"
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Cheat on your wife, take half her poo poo if she divorces you. Gotta have that gorilla mindset,yo. Edit By the way, in court during a divorce case, does infidelity actually influence the outcome? Stickfigure fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Aug 29, 2017 |
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Aug 29, 2017 15:36
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loquacius posted:I think what they were getting at is that there's a lot of daylight between "I would really like if my wife lost some loving weight" and "I no longer love my wife" spoiler alert: all love is conditional
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Aug 29, 2017 15:42
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maskenfreiheit posted:spoiler alert: all love is conditional Cept doggos 
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Aug 29, 2017 15:46
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sneakyfrog posted:Cept doggos foiled again
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Aug 29, 2017 15:51
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maskenfreiheit posted:spoiler alert: all love is conditional I mean, sure, but like I said in the response, 4 months is a really quick time to go from "I love my hot wife and we're having a baby" to "well my fat wife is a hopeless sad-sack goon who I don't love" to "Kathy from sales wants me to leave my wife but she's just such a good meal-ticket"
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Aug 29, 2017 15:57
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loquacius posted:I mean, sure, but like I said in the response, 4 months is a really quick time to go from "I love my hot wife and we're having a baby" to "well my fat wife is a hopeless sad-sack goon who I don't love" to "Kathy from sales wants me to leave my wife but she's just such a good meal-ticket" i love many of my friends, doesn't mean i would make them my romantic partner. she was warned, but nevetheless - she persisted.
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Stickfigure posted:By the way, in court during a divorce case, does infidelyty actually influence the outcome? of course. why do think private investigators exist? if she has more money than him, he is hosed
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Aug 29, 2017 16:05
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Another case of class ijustice.
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Aug 29, 2017 16:13
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Pajser posted:of course. why do think private investigators exist? wrong! if the state has "no fault divorce" (most do) it will have very little bearing. edit: otoh if you have a reasonable pre-nup, often there's some sort of "split it down the middle unless someone cheated" clause
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Aug 29, 2017 16:19
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How fat is the confessor Having to eat at separate meal times so the wife doesn't get "tempted" seems like he's allowed to eat fat poo poo while she has to eat salad Go to the gym with your wife, make it your new hobby
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Fried Watermelon posted:Having to eat at separate meal times so the wife doesn't get "tempted" seems like he's allowed to eat fat poo poo while she has to eat salad i wonder how much the op weighs
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Aug 29, 2017 16:24
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maskenfreiheit posted:i love many of my friends, doesn't mean i would make them my romantic partner. you are aware of course that the confessor did not just now meet his wife Like, the idea is that 6 months ago, they were in a committed long-term (and legally-binding) relationship like, he's not seeing a rando in a bar and going "ugh, no fat chicks," he's giving up on the woman he married and intended to start a family with because she had a hard time with a miscarriage Which is fine if it's been years or whatever and she's still downing a quart of Edy's while blasting "Tears In Heaven" every night, 4 months is just a really quick turnaround time to go from happily married to having an affair with someone from work maskenfreiheit posted:i wonder how much the op weighs I'm not sure, I can't get on a scale to check because my rear end has fused to my Rascal scooter 
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Aug 29, 2017 16:27
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Cheating goon: Your wife needs time to grieve and you treating her like a child with no impulse control to help her lose weight isn't helping. When you talked about what you did to help her lose weight I was kind of with you until the locking the fridge thing. Like the other poster said, go to the gym with her. It sounds like you are not that fit either and it will do you both some good. You'll get closer and help be accountable to each other to help keep this up. Also stop cheating. She probably knows already somehow and it's making the situation worse. Or just continue what you're doing and hoping the bomb you're playing with doesn't explode. That's the more entertaining option for us.
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Aug 29, 2017 16:38
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loquacius posted:you are aware of course that the confessor did not just now meet his wife where are you getting the 4 month figure from? I saw that she gained weight during pregnancy (9 months) then took no healthy steps an additional 6
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Aug 29, 2017 16:43
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Hubert posted:ordering her salads when we go out, buying healthy things she can cook for herself, locking the fridge when I'm out of the house, signing her up for weight loss classes, and even offering to drive her to the gym One of these things is not like the others...
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Aug 29, 2017 16:50
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SniperWoreConverse posted:man it's gonna be weird when there's degrees for digital archeology and they look at this Non-anon confession: some friends and I solved Zork III when we were in high school. I am, therefore, a nerd.
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Aug 29, 2017 16:52
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Maybe OP secretly never loved his wife and just married her for the money, and is trying to justify cheating on her by using the tragedy-induced weight gain as an excuse
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Aug 29, 2017 16:55
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maskenfreiheit posted:where are you getting the 4 month figure from? I saw that she gained weight during pregnancy (9 months) then took no healthy steps an additional 6 miscarriage was 6 months ago; affair started 2 months ago. 4 months. You think he was locking the fridge while she was pregnant because if so yikes
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Aug 29, 2017 16:57
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ugh my pregnant wife is so fat for some reason I can't comprehend, and she gets mad when I lock the fridge, wtf, I'm gonna cheat on her
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Aug 29, 2017 16:59
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loquacius posted:ugh my pregnant wife is so fat for some reason I can't comprehend, and she gets mad when I lock the fridge, wtf, I'm gonna cheat on her You have my blessing
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Aug 29, 2017 17:03
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loquacius posted:ugh my pregnant wife is so fat for some reason I can't comprehend, and she gets mad when I lock the fridge, wtf, I'm gonna cheat on her yeah rereading this im getting a very different vibe, i shouldn't comment on confessions pre-caffeine ugh, my lard rear end wife gained a hundred pounds and i didn't even get an heir out of it is the sense i'm getting now
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Aug 29, 2017 17:03
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Jesus we really should stop letting Buckley submit. It will be no loss
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Maybe OP secretly never loved his wife and just married her for the money, and is trying to justify cheating on her by using the tragedy-induced weight gain as an excuse Bingo And when she dumps his mooching rear end he'll be a wreck at work and lose the job and mistress too
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Aug 29, 2017 17:22
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Fintilgin posted:I got it! I'm 38!! Same. I wish I didn't. Now let me introduce you to the written adaptation of Peter Jackson's probably award winning trilogy of The Hobbit and the fact that there was a text adventure on some ancient library computer You are in a hole.
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limp_cheese posted:
Totally agreeing with this. Goonboy she knows. You're a moron if you think you're getting away with anything.
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Aug 29, 2017 19:53
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syscall girl posted:Same. Holy gently caress, yeah. That brings back memories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dR25N_4aPw&t=15s had this on the c64 remember very distinctly how it would draw the line art and then slowly color it in
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Fintilgin posted:Holy gently caress, yeah. That brings back memories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrQg3lK0eOM
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Aug 29, 2017 20:18
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I hate tall people
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Gynovore posted:No one under age 40 will get this. 27 and checking in to say I got this
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fruit on the bottom posted:27 and checking in to say I got this 40 and I have no idea what you nerds are talking about.
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i got your obscure reference, it was extremely obscure so that means I have a IQ of at least 175
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maskenfreiheit posted:yeah weight is just a number, if the only reason you don't want to date someone is weight, you're a bad person. any on hot takes from /r/incels you care to share? Weight can be an important number and it's okay to break up with someone you're no longer physically attracted to. My only point was that if your emotional love for someone is entirely contingent on physical attraction and sexual availability, that's not love, that's lust. That's literally my entire point.
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loquacius posted:I think what they were getting at is that there's a lot of daylight between "I would really like if my wife lost some loving weight" and "I no longer love my wife" Yeah, this exactly. I even think it's okay to get a divorce if the physical attraction is gone and probably not coming back. Relationships can end up going nowhere without either person involved being The Bad Person.
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pffft, ooo, look at you guys, "I got the text adventure reference," I solved the goddamn babel fish puzzle in Infocom's Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy without a hint, gently caress all y'all (confession: I am being hyperbolic in an attempt to be humorous)
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:pffft, ooo, look at you guys, "I got the text adventure reference," I solved the goddamn babel fish puzzle in Infocom's Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy without a hint, gently caress all y'all I never solved any. When I was older I got through Myst in one night because there were helpful pictures  I had to call tech support for T7G
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When I saw that myst would not allow you to pick up a note off the ground and they expected you to write that poo poo down in the physical notebook I was like "gently caress this" and quit and never played again.
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loquacius posted:I think what they were getting at is that there's a lot of daylight between "I would really like if my wife lost some loving weight" and "I no longer love my wife" his big rear end loving wife was probably in the way of all the daylight
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:pffft, ooo, look at you guys, "I got the text adventure reference," I solved the goddamn babel fish puzzle in Infocom's Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy without a hint, gently caress all y'all It kept telling me there was a typo in my Vogon poetry, which was bullshit I checked it over and over again, nothing was ever good enough for that gamequote:I call local radio stations and, under fake names and voices, say the most vile and racist crap imaginable. This would explain several submissions to this thread actually  quote:Right now it's about 1030 pm EST on Saturday night. And I just finished loving an underage girl. The Bible part kind of gave this one away, but yeah people who are attracted to teenagers when they're adults are often just not very good at being an adult
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Underage loving goon: You realize as soon as this girl goes to college and realizes what's available your relationship is over right? I'll gloss over the rest but that is going to happen. She's 15 and has no idea what she wants, you're an older male authority type figure so of course she'll fall for you. I guess have fun while it lasts. Be careful you don't turn into the "I get older ,they stay the same age alright alright alright" guy.
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