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Wait, was the pepperjack thing on a site mocking that they'd have Hermione like it, or mocking someone for being upset for Hermione liking it?
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Good old GAFF, my gateway into horrible fanfic and sporking. There's another old site that is still up, "Bad Fanfic, No Biscuit!" that has some short example "trollfics" written as examples of what not to do/poking fun at bad fanfic tropes of ten-plus years ago. I'm not sure whether it's within the ambit of this thread to discuss her but that's a nugget of classic internet crazy that never gets old.
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Oh god, that's something I'd managed to forget about. What a ride.
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See now I'm wondering whether we all know different crazy things about her. She was on a ton of different websites and seemed to get involved in a new piece of weirdo drama wherever she went. For the record, what I know her for is claiming to be psychically bonded with a huge number (200+) fictional characters then getting really angry whenever anybody contradicted her headcanon, because she was 'bonded with their souls'.
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quote:The first story in a fantastic new trilogy, "The Howling Tower" follows Benjamin Wildfire, the feisty protagonist, who runs away from his cruel bear owner with mad Mops, the girl-next-door. They are determined to find the fabled Hide Park (a place where it's said humans run free) but instead they are caught by a sap-catcher (saps are what bears call humans) and taken to Howling-Tower, a prison-like place of training, and it turns out, evil experimentation. It takes all of Benjamin's ingenuity to survive, but will he manage to escape Too scary for me.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:See now I'm wondering whether we all know different crazy things about her. She was on a ton of different websites and seemed to get involved in a new piece of weirdo drama wherever she went. I think the Celebrian they're talking about is an infamous fanfic from the late 90's-early 2000's about a Lord of the Ring's character who is Elrond's wife. Its about how she gets abducted by orcs and goes into some incredibly awful ape stuff. It was considered a 'classic' along with Agony in Pink (Pink Power Ranger being tortured in graphic detail) and Cloud Mows the Lawn (Cloud from FF7 kills and maybe eats the rest of the party?). All of them were staples of the bad fanfic mock websites, which used to be a pretty huge network before they faded away. Zore has a new favorite as of 03:30 on Aug 28, 2017 |
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Aug 28, 2017 03:28
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Zore posted:I think the Celebrian they're talking about is an infamous fanfic from the late 90's-early 2000's about a Lord of the Ring's character who is Elrond's wife. Its about how she gets abducted by orcs and goes into some incredibly awful ape stuff. But she was actually abducted and tortured in canon, but I think it was just in an appendix or something so it was basically "Kidnapped by orcs. Tortured. Now has wound that won't heal. Sailed to the West ahead of everyone else."
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Zore posted:I think the Celebrian they're talking about is an infamous fanfic from the late 90's-early 2000's about a Lord of the Ring's character who is Elrond's wife. Its about how she gets abducted by orcs and goes into some incredibly awful ape stuff. Awful apes are the worst kind.
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Proteus Jones posted:But she was actually abducted and tortured in canon, but I think it was just in an appendix or something so it was basically "Kidnapped by orcs. Tortured. Now has wound that won't heal. Sailed to the West ahead of everyone else." Yes, but the fanfic took these notes and used it to write a lengthy rape-torture story.
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Aug 28, 2017 03:37
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Yeah, that's the one I was talking about. Dark Lady Celebrian, who Surreptitious Muffin was talking about, is a whole different kettle of insane fish. Edit: Or DLC may possibly be a third unrelated insane person. cptn_dr has a new favorite as of 03:43 on Aug 28, 2017 |
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Aug 28, 2017 03:39
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neongrey posted:Yes, but the fanfic took these notes and used it to write a lengthy rape-torture story. cptn_dr posted:Yeah, that's the one I was talking about.  Jesus Christ, people suck.
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Aug 28, 2017 03:40
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Yeah, they do.
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Aug 28, 2017 03:58
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Nckdictator posted:
I'm in.
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Zore posted:I think the Celebrian they're talking about is an infamous fanfic from the late 90's-early 2000's about a Lord of the Ring's character who is Elrond's wife. Its about how she gets abducted by orcs and goes into some incredibly awful ape stuff. If only... some wiki for something posted:Tifa, while watching Cloud mow the lawn, needs to go to the bathroom and doesn't want to stop watching, so... yes, this goes exactly where you're thinking, and gets worse from there.
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Aug 28, 2017 04:17
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Didn't Agony in Pink cause some kind of massive kerfluffle in Australia that led to everything on that level being banned from FanFiction.net?
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Zore posted:All of them were staples of the bad fanfic mock websites, which used to be a pretty huge network before they faded away.  Edit: I have a sudden urge to log into LiveJournal even though my account's been deleted for years. Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 04:46 on Aug 28, 2017 |
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Aug 28, 2017 04:40
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Aug 28, 2017 09:16
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Aug 28, 2017 09:18
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Honestly, I thought Cloud Mows The Lawn was pretty tame compared to stuff like Celebrian, AiP and Tracy's BBQ (now that last one seriously traumatized me).
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Aug 28, 2017 10:24
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Kavak posted:Didn't Agony in Pink cause some kind of massive kerfluffle in Australia that led to everything on that level being banned from FanFiction.net? The ff.net kerfluffle I remember was when MST3Ks were banned because it was obstinately "plagiarism" but the real reason was fanfic authors getting upset that someone was being negatively critical of their precious story. 15ish years later published authors who came out of being fanfic "big name fans/BNFs" like E. L. James block anyone on social media that dares question the abusive relationship in her books.
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Aug 28, 2017 12:25
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Kavak posted:Didn't Agony in Pink cause some kind of massive kerfluffle in Australia that led to everything on that level being banned from FanFiction.net? I know a similar thing occured (the writer was taken to court over obsenity charges), over a story called Girls (Scream) Aloud - a fictional first person account of the Girls Aloud band being loving brutally murdered. Although the case was dropped due to the specifics required to be considered obscene under the Obscene Publications Act 1959 i.e; it could only be found by people actively search for it (unlikely for the band's tween audience to accidently come across it), and people who were actively searching for snuff fiction were "unlikely to be corruputed by it." The listing of horrible fanfiction is bringing back some repressed memories. I remember one being riffed on, where the premise was Sherlock Holmes (Victorian era one, not the modern interpretations) being given multiple enemas by Watson. And then a catheter. And then more enemas, for about 50000 words. Zero sex or erotism, just clinical descriptions of Watson giving Holmes an enema, which is weirder than if they were just loving.
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Pesky Splinter posted:The listing of horrible fanfiction is bringing back some repressed memories. I remember one being riffed on, where the premise was Sherlock Holmes (Victorian era one, not the modern interpretations) being given multiple enemas by Watson. And then a catheter. And then more enemas, for about 50000 words. Zero sex or erotism, just clinical descriptions of Watson giving Holmes an enema, which is weirder than if they were just loving. Haha, I remember that one was on Fan Fiction Friday back when Rob Bricken did Topless Robot. Quick Google says that the title was "The Case of Erudition Towards Reliance". Same Google search also provides a link to a different fanfic writer's ff.net page where they say they want to read the full story because, well... quote:A further point to note: I am absolutely into hurt/comfort fics, so this is what I tend to write and read. I have recently come across an absolutely terrible review of a story that sounds and reads (as the extracts the completely unqualified and nonreflective reviewer included in his/her description show) positively brilliant. So, author of "The Case of Erudition toward Reliance", if you should read this by any chance, I would give quite a bit to be able to read the full story. It sounds like an amazing piece of writing. If you can find it in you, can you imagine reposting it or sending it privately? It sounds so insightful and touching! (And if you felt it needed removing because of the reviewer - shame on him/her for not seeing your story for its greatness!) Thank you for writing it anyway!!! "Shame on you for making fun of 50,000 words of Dr Watson fingering Sherlock Holmes's rear end in a top hat!"
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Wheat Loaf posted:Haha, I remember that one was on Fan Fiction Friday back when Rob Bricken did Topless Robot. Quick Google says that the title was "The Case of Erudition Towards Reliance". Haha, thanks for finding that. That's a trip down memory lane - I couldn't remeber the name of it - and didn't want to type in Sherlock Holmes enema. I was wrong about the word count (it's only 13,000 words about Holmes' bowel troubles and making GBS threads the bed) , but holy poo poo it's just as weird as I remember: quote:I patted his thigh to get his attention.  The comments are long since deleted, but they did give out alternative comedy titles like; The Five Orange Shits, The Half-pound of the Baskervilles, Adventure of the Copper Breeches, and the Speckled Bed, I think it it was. That's a trip down lovely memory lane.
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Aug 28, 2017 13:37
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Nckdictator posted:Awful apes are the worst kind. I'm posting from my phone via Awful.ape and it is good.
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Aug 28, 2017 14:55
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'Cloud mows the lawn' sounded to me like on of those hilarious fanfics where an overdramatic protagonist tries to do everyday tasks and fails hilariously because they can't act like a normal person for five minutes. Like the driving school episode of DBZ.
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Aug 28, 2017 16:11
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i can't find anywhere that will post the bear book to australia and it's a source of anguish for me
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CommissarMega posted:Tracy's BBQ (now that last one seriously traumatized me). Is that the one where they spitroast a woman, and not in the sex way? I read that a long long time ago when a goon posted it in a GBS post your weird fetish thread, and I dont know why I didn't stop as soon as it got bad, but I didn't and now I just have to live with that.
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A Pinball Wizard posted:Is that the one where they spitroast a woman, and not in the sex way? I read that a long long time ago when a goon posted it in a GBS post your weird fetish thread, and I dont know why I didn't stop as soon as it got bad, but I didn't and now I just have to live with that. Edit: After a quick Google search, I can confirm that it is not fanfiction and also that its author gets $293 a month on Patreon for his snuff porn. 
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There's no way that can be as bad as The Box.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Yes. Also, as far as I know, it isn't actually fanfiction, just a horrible story from the Internet. From what I've heard, that's actually pretty low-roller Patreon money for these guys. The terrible hideous fetish crowd has some pretty deep pockets.
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This might be an okay (children's) book, but I will never bother to find out, just based on the title alone. Captain Underpants did more harm than we'll ever know. 
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Is that a sequel to The Day My Butt Went Psycho?
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This might be an okay (children's) book, but I will never bother to find out, just based on the title alone. Farts and poo is basically a genre of children's literature. 
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Is that a sequel to The Day My Butt Went Psycho? I remember that being way weirder than I expected.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Farts and poo is basically a genre of children's literature.
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lmao captain underpants and the day my bum went psycho were a big hit in australia when i was a larval goon of ~10 summers and i remember sniffing about how i'd never read them because they were just toilet humour and i was a mature individual now i spend about 12 hours a day spamming the word "fart" on something awful because my child self died in the twin towers
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Jerry Cotton posted:Farts and poo is basically a genre of children's literature. I appreciate the well-illustrated dino-farting on display here as well as the fact that the artist put all the illustrations in the book on his website. quote:Jurrasic Farts
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Aug 30, 2017 04:42
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What's whatever language that is for "park"? Does the pun translate?
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Looks Finnish. Variations on prut mean fart in the nordics.
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