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Pick posted:"illegal party toilet" I have been laughing at this for about five straight minutes, holy poo poo.
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Haifisch posted:My dad (M61) found out something about my (M28) and my boyfriend’s (M24) sex lives, and I think it has changed the way he treats my boyfriend. Is there a problem here? I'm thinking Bryan Cranston to play the dad, maybe Ryan Reynolds for the main character and Daniel Radcliffe for the boyfriend. The next summer comedy blockbuster is here!
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Aug 30, 2017 01:37
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I Was The Fury posted:Um excuse me you say that man held in his farts during a meeting? I have it on EXTREMELY good authority that holding in farts is impossible and furthermore Judging by the voulume of his farts he had been in several meetings that day. But I got to do that thing where you move your head left and right to get a good view of things through the crack in the bathroom door like you're refreshing the screen on an old TV and I got to watch my foe, the other business guy who can hurt the company I work for, let out all of his farts. I kicked his rear end so hard an old gently caress mexican dude with so many supererfluous tax profesional tittles on his business card fist bumpesd me after that meeting. I don't reven remember the lies I told, but they were good and I'm glad I hosed them for thinking they could take an interview with someone on lthe lowest rung of our business org chart and find something to nail us on. They hosed with the wrong cumshitter. This was the basic undertone when one of my bosses came upt to me to see if I'd e fine lying to someone: "Cumshitter, do you like lying?" "Omfg yes please let me lie to people."
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Aug 30, 2017 01:39
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we do masively illegal poo poo ona daily basis so please dont interent stalk me
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Aug 30, 2017 01:44
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Haifisch posted:My dad (M61) found out something about my (M28) and my boyfriend’s (M24) sex lives, and I think it has changed the way he treats my boyfriend. Is there a problem here? not to come across as super homophobic or anything, literally had sex with dudes myself, but I never really understood this kind of aspect of pride celebrations. I mean I sorta get the whole "we were suppressed and now we're ultra liberated" thing, but wearing stickers that go beyond simply expressing your sexuality/support of gay rights into specifically referencing what sex acts you do in the bedroom just seems tacky and oversharing to me. Like I would view a gay couple wearing top and bottom stickers about on par with someone inappropriately oversharing their interest in bdsm.
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Aug 30, 2017 01:48
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CA. I [23m] am being sexually harassed by my boss [24f]. What are my options (self.legaladvice)quote:I want to start out by saying no harassment has been committed at Work or on Work time.
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Aug 30, 2017 02:00
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Haifisch posted:My dad (M61) found out something about my (M28) and my boyfriend’s (M24) sex lives, and I think it has changed the way he treats my boyfriend. Is there a problem here? You accidentally gave your dad a way to mentally reconcile the fact that you're gay with his expectations of you as a man. He is literally thinking, "My son may be gay, but he's the pitcher and not the drat catcher and therefore the man of the relationship." You're a drat fool if you don't go ahead and take full advantage.
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Aug 30, 2017 02:09
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My mental schema of that dads behavior is that his feeling before was "I don't know what to do without looking bad or hurting someone's feelings so I'm gonna do nothing," and that has been replaced with "copy and paste everything I know about old fashioned Herero relationships over this one." How wrong or offensive that is seems pretty situationally dependent, but at least in this case it hasn't caused any major issues (yet). Seems like the dad is ignorant but trying, which all things considered could be a lot worse.
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Aug 30, 2017 02:18
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maskenfreiheit posted:CA. I [23m] am being sexually harassed by my boss [24f]. What are my options (self.legaladvice) Call the police, Jesus Christ
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Aug 30, 2017 02:19
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I have been laughing at this for about five straight minutes, holy poo poo. i think it's an achewood reference but i don't rightly recall.
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Aug 30, 2017 02:20
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Found Pick's Reddit account: My ex has raped someone, what do I do? quote:So Reddit, this one's gonna be a on a throwaway account for obvious reasons. Intricate details left out for confidentiality and anonymity purposes. And sorry in advance for formatting, I'm on mobile.
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Aug 30, 2017 02:25
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caterpillaropera posted:You accidentally gave your dad a way to mentally reconcile the fact that you're gay with his expectations of you as a man. He is literally thinking, "My son may be gay, but he's the pitcher and not the drat catcher and therefore the man of the relationship." Eh it's mixed, like this has allowed the dad to incorporate a relationship he didn't really understand into the family but his motives and methods are p insulting and regressive soooooo it totally makes sense the OP is offput by them. It's sort of an understandable level of bigotry but it still isn't good and when you couple it with him previously ousting his son from their standard male bonding experiences it's quite a bitter pill. maskenfreiheit posted:Found Pick's Reddit account: uh maybe just stay out of it because it's not about you and let the proceedings go as they will? I mean what does she want to do here, testify in court about her own more vague trauma and give the defense a path to discredit the more concrete case?
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Aug 30, 2017 02:32
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She shouldn't do anything. She really can't do anything unless she can get a time machine and try to unfuck that guy's life so he doesn't turn out awful. Certainly don't loving talk to the guy.
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Aug 30, 2017 02:32
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ArbitraryC posted:Eh it's mixed, like this has allowed the dad to incorporate a relationship he didn't really understand into the family but his motives and methods are p insulting and regressive soooooo it totally makes sense the OP is offput by them. It's sort of an understandable level of bigotry but it still isn't good and when you couple it with him previously ousting his son from their standard male bonding experiences it's quite a bitter pill. from the comments: quote:Sorry for being unclear, my mind is all over! The girl has asked me personally for my opinion/advice. And I guess my point was that could his trauma and mental health issues be helpful in court regarding his sentence? I know full well he would never mention them, hence it would be up to me to bring it forward... or does he not deserve that? It's difficult for me especially when I don't believe in the effectiveness of 'rehabilitation' in jail.
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Aug 30, 2017 02:34
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maskenfreiheit posted:from the comments: That's not my area of expertise relative to law, but my general thought would be that it would not be helpful to bring up mental health issues in something of this nature. Or ever, really. Regardless, trying to soften the blow of prison because you feel bad for a rapist is pretty not good, I think. Like, feel bad for what he went through, sure; it's entirely understandable to feel bad for someone who had an awful thing happen to them. However, what he did was awful, and he should serve his sentence for his actions.
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Aug 30, 2017 02:41
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maskenfreiheit posted:from the comments: You know I wish the US justice system was better about looking into someone's background and giving more rehabilitative sentences based on a more nuanced look at each individual case but rape is certainly not the hill I'd choose to make my stand on concerning such a change in how we handled criminal proceedings.
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Aug 30, 2017 02:41
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ArbitraryC posted:Eh it's mixed, like this has allowed the dad to incorporate a relationship he didn't really understand into the family but his motives and methods are p insulting and regressive soooooo it totally makes sense the OP is offput by them. It's sort of an understandable level of bigotry but it still isn't good and when you couple it with him previously ousting his son from their standard male bonding experiences it's quite a bitter pill. No, that's fair. I guess I'd at least be certain my boyfriend was okay with it and I'd already have to be comfortable with the idea that this was likely the best acceptance/inclusion I was going to get from my dad. And I feel that its reasonable to guess that this was likely a clone of how he'd treat a hetero relationship if his son had one. All in all, the father seems to be pretty limited and I sometimes think we just hurt ourselves when we maintain expectations of people who just aren't self-aware or w/e enough for the level of introspection that would require. But that realization itself is pretty bitter. caterpillaropera fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Aug 30, 2017 |
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Aug 30, 2017 02:59
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maskenfreiheit posted:Found Pick's Reddit account: He is evil  . Take an axe to his face.
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Aug 30, 2017 03:57
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If that's what it takes to make the olds deal with your gay self then gently caress it, run with it. Sure sound better than the alternative and what other options are you really gonna get?
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Aug 30, 2017 04:03
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ArbitraryC posted:rape is certainly not the hill I'd choose to make my stand on concerning such a change in how we handled criminal proceedings. you've come a long way, baby
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Aug 30, 2017 04:17
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My(35F) SO(36M) of 5 years was caught sending pics of his penis to another man, but claims it was to help out a friend.quote:To make a very long story as short as possible I recently found a conversation between my SO and another man (let's call him Dick) that he's known since high school. In this conversation, they were being very sexually explicit, stating that they wanted to jerk each other off and see each other cum and my SO sent him pics of his penis. 
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Aug 30, 2017 04:58
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Haifisch posted:My(35F) SO(36M) of 5 years was caught sending pics of his penis to another man, but claims it was to help out a friend. 
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Aug 30, 2017 05:01
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My [29M] fiancee [29F] wants to break up and has new guy lined up, but I'm scared she'll get hurtquote:My gf has met someone else and wants to end things with me to explore that opportunity. We've been in similar situations several times; she always comes back and I welcome her with open arms, partly because I have zero self-esteem. The comments are tearing him a new one for being dense and he's just doubling down on being an idiot: OP posted:Hm, I bother because I love her and you've got to be willing to sacrifice a bit for that. I'm sure it's misguided but I sort of feel like I'm being the bigger man? quote:Commenter - Great plan: put your entire life on hold just in case 10 years down the line she decides to come back to you. Good luck with that bub.
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Aug 30, 2017 05:14
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The most interesting part about this is that he literally acknowledges this is an action he is taking because he lacks self-esteem, but then seems unable to comprehend why it's a retarded thing to do.
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Aug 30, 2017 05:17
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WampaLord posted:My [29M] fiancee [29F] wants to break up and has new guy lined up, but I'm scared she'll get hurt I unironically hope he gets Shanghai'd.
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Aug 30, 2017 05:21
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David Heinrich posted:The most interesting part about this is that he literally acknowledges this is an action he is taking because he lacks self-esteem, but then seems unable to comprehend why it's a retarded thing to do. some people think acknowledging the stupidity of their actions makes them smart enough to keep doing the stupid thing
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Aug 30, 2017 05:23
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nerd plus rage posted:I'm thinking Bryan Cranston to play the dad, maybe Ryan Reynolds for the main character and Daniel Radcliffe for the boyfriend. The next summer comedy blockbuster is here! I have a conspiracy theory that most of the posts in that sub-reddit are created by an AI. An AI created by out of work sit com writers.
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Aug 30, 2017 05:23
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Well at least other dudes are actually interested in her. I'd still say that gives him a one up on the dude who's wife kept looking for an affair but just scared away the guys instead.
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Aug 30, 2017 05:24
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Nah. That guy was actually loving angry about that, and reacted like an at least vaguely reasonable human being at finding out about his wife's lovely actions. This guy may have a hot cheating fiance, but he's an idiot, so it balances out.
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Aug 30, 2017 05:26
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He'll be there on in his hospital bed, frail but recovering, surrounded by his 6 children and horrified to watch them pull the plug after he asks if his ex fiance is still happy for one final time too many.
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Aug 30, 2017 05:32
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Barudak posted:He'll be there on in his hospital bed, frail but recovering, surrounded by his 6 children and horrified to watch them pull the plug after he asks if his ex fiance is still happy for one final time too many. But none of the kids will look anything like him.
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Aug 30, 2017 06:05
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WampaLord posted:My [29M] fiancee [29F] wants to break up and has new guy lined up, but I'm scared she'll get hurt Um, it sounds like they've already broken up but he's one of those people who think it's not a real break up if they don't both agree to it? Which is kind of horrifying.
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Aug 30, 2017 06:29
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WampaLord posted:My [29M] fiancee [29F] wants to break up and has new guy lined up, but I'm scared she'll get hurt This is the worst person in the loving thread
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Aug 30, 2017 06:47
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My loving husband [37M] told me [31f] he'd slit my throat if I ever cheated on him.quote:My husband and I got married about a year and a half ago after knowing each other a little over a year. He has been a wonderful and loving partner. He just got a call from his brother last night that his wife has been cheating on him. When he got off the phone he told me to look at him. normal person
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Aug 30, 2017 11:30
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Holy poo poo, lady, get out now before he murders you because the boy behind the counter at Taco Bell smiled at you too much
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Aug 30, 2017 12:42
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InediblePenguin posted:Holy poo poo, lady, get out now before he murders you because the boy behind the counter at Taco Bell smiled at you too much *gets one of those telemarketing calls where they spoof a number from the same area* *is immediately drained of blood like a halal lamb*
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Aug 30, 2017 12:56
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My [25m] girlfriend [27f] of 2.5 years has an issue with remembering to flush the toiletquote:Basically as the title says. Since we started dating, she's rarely remembered to flush the toilet after going pee, and very rarely after a poop. I normally wouldn't mind, but it's always accompanied by a big wad of toilet paper in a bowl of yellow pee. bat her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
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Aug 30, 2017 15:22
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Buzkashi posted:My [25m] girlfriend [27f] of 2.5 years has an issue with remembering to flush the toilet set up a chart for the month M-F on the x axis, weeks 1-4 on the Y axis. Put a gold star every time she flushes her poopies, put a mr yuk if she forgets
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Aug 30, 2017 15:31
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If you follow "If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down." You either need to have a toilet tank that manually refils or an understanding that the way you save money is rear end backwards.
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Aug 30, 2017 15:36
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maskenfreiheit posted:put a mr yuk if she forgets Surely it should be a poop emoji 
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