woke #brands: i am a slytherin AND a white person so i can say this with absolute ce

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fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

to live in america is to be awash in a sea of blood. our every footstep lands upon the bones of the innocent, our every breath is torn from the lips of the drowning. this is hell, and we the demons.

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Best Giraffe posted:

to live in america is to be awash in a sea of blood. our every footstep lands upon the bones of the innocent, our every breath is torn from the lips of the drowning. this is hell, and we the demons.

This is why I'm depressed

# ? Aug 30, 2017 04:59

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

thats why i smoke weed

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:00

Solkanar512: Dec 28, 2006; by the sex ghost

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

This all presupposes that any of those people would have voted for a Democrat, or that in such a case their votes wouldn't have been suppressed by the state of Florida.

if they voted third party then their vote wasn't suppressed.

Also, it must be awesome having the privilege to vote for a minor third party when the risk of the Democrats losing is Donald Trump for president.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:02

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

full death now!

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:03

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Solkanar512 posted:

if they voted third party then their vote wasn't suppressed.

Also, it must be awesome having the privilege to vote for a minor third party when the risk of the Democrats losing is Donald Trump for president.

hot take: if voting democrat was preferable to slamming your dick in a doorway, donald trump would not be president

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:10

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Solkanar512 posted:

if they voted third party then their vote wasn't suppressed.

Also, it must be awesome having the privilege to vote for a minor third party when the risk of the Democrats losing is Donald Trump for president.

Voting for Hillary sounded about as good as setting my pubes on fire while they were still attached to my crotch

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:12

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Best Giraffe posted:

hot take: if voting democrat was preferable to slamming your dick in a doorway, donald trump would not be president

voting democrat is like having your favorite liberal hollywood comedian slap your dick in a doorway and tell you that they're going to slam that dick in your doorway for the rest of your life and laugh at you, then slam your children's dick in a doorway and laugh at them, all the while insisting that it will never get better for you and you're a racist sexist bigoted piece of trash if you think it should ever be better than this

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:14

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

My favorite comedian is 100% Clean Millennial Dan Nainan

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:16

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Taintrunner posted:

voting democrat is like having your favorite liberal hollywood comedian slap your dick in a doorway and tell you that they're going to slam that dick in your doorway for the rest of your life and laugh at you, then slam your children's dick in a doorway and laugh at them, all the while insisting that it will never get better for you and you're a racist sexist bigoted piece of trash if you think it should ever be better than this

idk this is sounding kind of hot now that you put it like that

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:17

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Voting democrat is like if Superman pulled your pants down and laughed and called you a fag

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:22

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006; Can't post for 219 days!

Best Giraffe posted:

to live in america is to be awash in a sea of blood. our every footstep lands upon the bones of the innocent, our every breath is torn from the lips of the drowning. this is hell, and we the demons.

those who walk away from omelas... have yet to realize that most societies are built on the misery of more than one innocent

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:24

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Voting democrat is like if Superman pulled your pants down and laughed and called you a fag

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:26

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006; Can't post for 219 days!

voting democrat is like having the option to vote for your boss, but if you don't he'll be replaced by the same guy but with brain damage and a cocaine problem

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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Solkanar512 posted:

if they voted third party then their vote wasn't suppressed.

Also, it must be awesome having the privilege to vote for a minor third party when the risk of the Democrats losing is Donald Trump for president.

Notably absent from this analysis: the millions that did exactly this and were repaid by the centrists completely detaching from reality to post game of thrones metaphors

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KomradeX: Oct 29, 2011

I really don't get what kind of broke brain reads Omelas and say you shouldn't seek better. Literally Pure BadDem ideology

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:37

TomViolence: Feb 19, 2013; PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

The democrats are wastemen who can't even properly deploy the spoiler candidate argument to blackmail themselves a gimme election, those tools don't deserve your vote.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:41

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Hodgepodge posted:

voting democrat is like having the option to vote for your boss, but if you don't he'll be replaced by the same guy but with brain damage and a cocaine problem

I think you meant "more brain damage and a bigger cocaine problem".

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:47

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Best Giraffe posted:

to live in america is to be awash in a sea of blood. our every footstep lands upon the bones of the innocent, our every breath is torn from the lips of the drowning. this is hell, and we the demons.

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Best Giraffe posted:

to live in america is to be awash in a sea of blood. our every footstep lands upon the bones of the innocent, our every breath is torn from the lips of the drowning. this is hell, and we the demons.

...But don't worry! Jeb! Can Fix It!

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Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

all you had to do is clap. instead you wished to continue living an atrocity

# ? Aug 30, 2017 06:25

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

In the wake of the election of a near-fascist US president, what happens when one of the country�s most liberal, most economically powerful states decides to cut all ties from the union? That�s the premise of Black Mask Studio�s provocative new series Calexit, and we�ve got an exclusive look at the disturbing picture it paints.

Announced after the first month of Donald Trump�s time in office, Matteo Pizzolo and Amancay Nahuelpan�s Calexit imagines an even grimmer reality than some dismayed American citizens might find themselves in at the moment. The series takes fears of an emboldened far right to their furthest extrapolation by putting a vindictive authoritarian in the White House, and following a cast of characters horrified to live in a country where their fellow citizens no longer see them as fellow Americans.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 07:20

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Darkman Fanpage posted:

all you had to do is clap. instead you wished to continue living an atrocity

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MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Taintrunner posted:

In the wake of the election of a near-fascist US president, what happens when one of the country�s most liberal, most economically powerful states decides to cut all ties from the union? That�s the premise of Black Mask Studio�s provocative new series Calexit, and we�ve got an exclusive look at the disturbing picture it paints.

Announced after the first month of Donald Trump�s time in office, Matteo Pizzolo and Amancay Nahuelpan�s Calexit imagines an even grimmer reality than some dismayed American citizens might find themselves in at the moment. The series takes fears of an emboldened far right to their furthest extrapolation by putting a vindictive authoritarian in the White House, and following a cast of characters horrified to live in a country where their fellow citizens no longer see them as fellow Americans.

The entire first season is California realizing they have an extremely limited amount of water after Trump blocks it from entering the new country from other states (directly causing problems on the American side that gets a brief mention) and devolving into war over the limited supply.

All subsequent seasons are basically Mad Max.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 07:35

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MizPiz posted:

The entire first season is California realizing they have an extremely limited amount of water after Trump blocks it from entering the new country from other states (directly causing problems on the American side that gets a brief mention) and devolving into war over the limited supply.

All subsequent seasons are basically Mad Max.

then it's just a run on Nestle as they steal all the water from California, actually

# ? Aug 30, 2017 07:39

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

oh so you're just an idiot

Nobody should be shamed for taking the only way towards self-preservation in a system that presents no other alternatives. He said nothing about not improving the system or about the ethical nature of consumption above the sustenance level. If you think self-preservation is indefensible in a system that isn't entirely voluntaristic, then you can either kill yourself, or admit that existing within an exploitative system by coercion is ethical on the part of those coerced.

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CAROL: Oct 29, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

fuckless nerds

# ? Aug 30, 2017 08:21

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

LGD posted:

It could be that, but it also seems like a super easy way to make the blandest possible hetero porn "taboo" in a way that uninterested people can easily ignore (vs. say, Hustlers failed attempt to make golden showers a routine thing way back in the day)

and you're probably right that it's just a temporary trend of the sort that derivative commercial art is prone to- i.e. why was everything loving owl-based a year or two ago?

What are some examples of owl-based stuff from a year or two ago?

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Taintrunner posted:

In the wake of the election of a near-fascist US president, what happens when one of the country�s most liberal, most economically powerful states decides to cut all ties from the union? That�s the premise of Black Mask Studio�s provocative new series Calexit, and we�ve got an exclusive look at the disturbing picture it paints.

Announced after the first month of Donald Trump�s time in office, Matteo Pizzolo and Amancay Nahuelpan�s Calexit imagines an even grimmer reality than some dismayed American citizens might find themselves in at the moment. The series takes fears of an emboldened far right to their furthest extrapolation by putting a vindictive authoritarian in the White House, and following a cast of characters horrified to live in a country where their fellow citizens no longer see them as fellow Americans.

ugh

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super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

I'd like to see which allegedly woke brands HQed in California would jump ship for the formerly United States if a Calexit did happen.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:04

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

steinrokkan posted:

Nobody should be shamed for taking the only way towards self-preservation in a system that presents no other alternatives. He said nothing about not improving the system or about the ethical nature of consumption above the sustenance level. If you think self-preservation is indefensible in a system that isn't entirely voluntaristic, then you can either kill yourself, or admit that existing within an exploitative system by coercion is ethical on the part of those coerced.

My dude did you read my posts before that

# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:49

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

to live a life in america requires you to at some point be complicit in capitalism and by extension exploitation of some poor fuckers, unless you're gonna be that dude who lived in the woods for 20 years and didnt talk to anyone for that entire time

that guy gets to say his life is free of exploitation, nobody else

everyone else has to pick their battles and as long as you don't take joy in it or deliberately exploit people without giving a gently caress and do what you reasonably can to minimize it that's all you can hope for, doing this "actually you can live totally free of exploitation by never indulging in a single luxury of any type and basically being a fuckin hermit" poo poo is dumb and assholish

joining the military is "deliberately exploiting people"

# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:50

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

super sweet best pal posted:

I'd like to see which allegedly woke brands HQed in California would jump ship for the formerly United States if a Calexit did happen.

Disney could pack up and move out to South Florida instantly.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:54

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

My dude did you read my posts before that

I see, I only scanned through the other guy's post.

steinrokkan has issued a correction as of 12:59 on Aug 30, 2017

# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:55

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

steinrokkan posted:

Yes. Participating in any activity related to the economy means participating in exploitation, but that doesn't make the powerless participants morally complicit - and what you replied to talked about people merely making a living in a corrupt system.

I meant the guy was in general a dumb whiny piss baby, I agree with all the words you just said

# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:58

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

I meant the guy was in general a dumb whiny piss baby, I agree with all the words you just said

Me read bad :saddowns:

# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:00

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

steinrokkan posted:

I read wrong

I still love u bb

# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:01

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Taintrunner posted:

In the wake of the election of a near-fascist US president, what happens when one of the country�s most liberal, most economically powerful states decides to cut all ties from the union? That�s the premise of Black Mask Studio�s provocative new series Calexit, and we�ve got an exclusive look at the disturbing picture it paints.

Announced after the first month of Donald Trump�s time in office, Matteo Pizzolo and Amancay Nahuelpan�s Calexit imagines an even grimmer reality than some dismayed American citizens might find themselves in at the moment. The series takes fears of an emboldened far right to their furthest extrapolation by putting a vindictive authoritarian in the White House, and following a cast of characters horrified to live in a country where their fellow citizens no longer see them as fellow Americans.

this would be cool if it was about Calexit and Texit people slaughtering each other across the American Southwest but it's just gonna be some liberal Atlas Shrugged bullshit

# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:30

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Here's another show https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/597035573/barry-and-joe-the-animated-series-pilot

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super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

It's gonna get funded. Makes me wish Liberty (Hells) Bell did.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:44

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