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Luigi Thirty posted:I got my work laptop today i take it you don't use vim?
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hobbesmaster posted:i take it you don't use vim? emacs the pixels are beautiful on my retina screen.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 02:49 |
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Remap escape anyways, that poo poo is hitler on the mbps.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 03:38 |
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I lead a major outage response for a week straight and a high level engineer emailed good job and then a vice president wrote "+100". Now I have, like, 100 vice presidents worth of personal praise. Still waiting for an actual bonus or something though.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 04:26 |
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ShadowHawk posted:I lead a major outage response for a week straight and a high level engineer emailed good job and then a vice president wrote "+100". one of the execs at my job gave me a $150 gift card just for dropping everything and spending my evening driving a few hours out to a remote site to do an emergency hard drive swap (big computer controlled machine was down and impacting performance at the plant)
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 04:54 |
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MononcQc posted:Also at this point I'm not too worries about cutting payroll. They've been growing their market nearly 30% a year for over 10 years non-stop. When it stabilizes and stalls I'll see, but something tells me people, corporations, and governments investing in security and surveillance is not going to become an irrelevant market in a couple of weeks. all it'll take is a quarter with only 20% annualized growth
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:14 |
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OWLS! posted:Remap escape anyways, that poo poo is hitler on the mbps. Yep, caps lock became escape real quick.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:16 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:one of the execs at my job gave me a $150 gift card just for dropping everything and spending my evening driving a few hours out to a remote site to do an emergency hard drive swap (big computer controlled machine was down and impacting performance at the plant) did you tell him you want a real bonus instead of peanuts being tossed at you?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:21 |
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i hope you at least expensed the mileage you put on your car at the IRS rate and had a nice expensed meal
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:22 |
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I miss the helpdesk job I did at college during the summer going into my senior year. Campus was mostly empty, got to hang out with friends all day long, and got to wander around campus doing poo poo like replacing hardware.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:40 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:one of the execs at my job gave me a $150 gift card just for dropping everything and spending my evening driving a few hours out to a remote site to do an emergency hard drive swap (big computer controlled machine was down and impacting performance at the plant) Rofl. What a bunch of loving cunts.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 07:00 |
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:i hope you at least expensed the mileage you put on your car at the IRS rate i drove a company car b/c my car was in the shop, but yeah i always expense mileage whenever i drive for work
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 07:26 |
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The Management posted:did you tell him you want a real bonus instead of peanuts being tossed at you? lol it's way more than what shadowhawk got for a week of busting his rear end i'm not pitching a snit over not getting enough extra money, i knew that "we need someone to drive a couple hundred miles on short notice" was eventually going to happen when i took this job. it's okay though because this job is generally low-pressure as gently caress. everyone's positive and pleasant to deal with. even the sales guys are chill. i'll take low stress and job security over higher pay any year.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 07:43 |
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sounds like they've successfully made a bitch of you
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 07:49 |
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Schadenboner posted:So do we know what Stymie actually does?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 08:16 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:lol it's way more than what shadowhawk got for a week of busting his rear end
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i'll take low stress and job security over higher pay any year.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 11:41 |
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Progressive JPEG posted:all it'll take is a quarter with only 20% annualized growth I think that's already done tbh
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:21 |
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Interviewed for a job a few weeks ago, technical director told me 2 weeks ago that an offer was in progress. Asked him yesterday what's taking so long, said he's out of country and will call me next week. Guessing
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:39 |
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Schadenboner posted:The happiest job I ever had was as a parkie during high school. Spearing trash and setting up snow-fence (to retain crowds at the lakefront) wasn't that bad and during the school year I worked part-time as a parking booth guy on the weekends. I did the parks during high school and then for one summer in college before I got my internship I worked as a landscaper for this guy who was horribly understaffed and overbooked. He was an rear end in a top hat to the point that all of his experienced full-timers quit on him and he thought that he could just replace them with a bunch of college kids and their productivity would be the same. Made a lot of overtime that summer. Schadenboner posted:So do we know what Stymie actually does? I partied a lot with a TKE brother in college and when their local chapter had some sexual assault scandals he dealt with it by going on a drunken rant to me about how it was bullshit. He was exactly what you'd expect him to look and act like. Also new job can't come soon enough. One of my coworkers just defended google memo guy. ThePeavstenator fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Aug 30, 2017 |
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John Big Booty posted:junior assistant lot lizard I was gonna guess a sophomore communications major
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:48 |
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Munkeymon posted:I was gonna guess a sophomore communications major
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Diva Cupcake posted:i mean just go be a librarian then or something. why?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:41 |
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ThePeavstenator posted:I did the parks during high school and then for one summer in college before I got my internship I worked as a landscaper for this guy who was horribly understaffed and overbooked. He was an rear end in a top hat to the point that all of his experienced full-timers quit on him and he thought that he could just replace them with a bunch of college kids and their productivity would be the same. Made a lot of overtime that summer. remember when the tkes were finally banned from whitewater after they burned their house down for the 8th straight academic year?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:26 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:i mean just go be a librarian then or something. good luck with that, librarian jobs turn out to be hard to find and tend to require an MLS to even be considered
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:31 |
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eschaton posted:good luck with that, librarian jobs turn out to be hard to find and tend to require an MLS to even be considered the librarian racket is "would you like to be considered for a job in sisterfuck, arkansas that pays about as much as a veterinary assistant but still requires a master's degree?" no?
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ultravoices posted:the librarian racket is "would you like to be considered for a job in sisterfuck, arkansas that pays about as much as a veterinary assistant but still requires a master's degree?" lol if you think arkansas still funds libraries
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:53 |
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yes but it is it stressful? we're looking for no stress low pay here. computer touching is the opposite.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:54 |
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computer touching is as low stress as it comes as long as you learn the signs of Caring and act accordingly
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:56 |
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the cushy mls gig is working inside a huge company managing taxonomy or their archives
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:58 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:yes but it is it stressful? we're looking for no stress low pay here. have you been in a public library recently?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:27 |
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ultravoices posted:have you been in a public library recently?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:30 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:absolutely not. who borrows non-money paper in 2017? libraries must get like 3-4 visitors a day. my local library prints a receipt that says "you have saved $whatever by using our services today, thank you"
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:32 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:computer touching is as low stress as it comes as long as you learn the signs of Caring and act accordingly depends on the place of course but way too many places have very poor job security and demand that you work 60 hours per week or you get fired. the pay is good but rest assured they're working hard on every possible way of flooding the labor market to do away with that issue.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:32 |
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cis autodrag posted:remember when the tkes were finally banned from whitewater after they burned their house down for the 8th straight academic year? I am a young boy so I might be too young to have heard about it and only had one friend that went to whitewater for about a year before he dropped out so I'll just take your word for it.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:35 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:absolutely not. who borrows non-money paper in 2017? libraries must get like 3-4 visitors a day. they have computers there. and internet. if you have neither at home, the library is a place where you can have access to these things. they are full.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:42 |
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your local lib probably has a bunch of archived town stuff which can be interesting. I want to go get stuff related to the building I'm in which was a mill built in like 1912
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:45 |
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ultravoices posted:they have computers there. and internet. also parents with small kids lots of public libraries are half-book lending, half-video store (mine has a nice collection of criterion dvds) public internet terminals lots of desks and study carrells for teens public libraries own (as long as youre in a place where they arent just day-shelters for the homeless and uninstitutionalized)
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:53 |
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FMguru posted:old people and retirees love them also if you're poor your only internet access is often your phone so the library computers make good job-application machines
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Just got an email that the interview I was scheduled for tomorrow afternoon had to get moved. Now I'm getting interviewed Tuesday afternoon and instead of the panel having 1 engineering manager on it there are 2 of them
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