Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

humpthewind posted:

Lowtax do you have a page you can link that has all the shirts that were approved so far? I can't seem to find them all in one place

the announcement up top

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Homeroom Fingering
Apr 25, 2009

The secret history (((they))) don't want you to know
The announcement is missing the jersey store ones.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Homeroom Fingering posted:

The announcement is missing the jersey store ones.

I'm not promoting them much because that's still a WIP

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


This owns

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


ArbitraryC posted:

You should try to make "I'm gay' and "I'm straight' shirts and when amo denies the former but accepts the latter turn it into a viral sensation, find a competitor that will make "I'm gay" shirts, and make millions off the latest flash fad.

this but please do not use punctuation

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Lowtax posted:

the announcement up top

Ah dang that means I need to use a real computer instead of this unofficial app

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Best Giraffe posted:

this but please do not use punctuation

really the key is making people think spending money makes them progressive because that trick basically always works

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
While looking for speaker cable, I came across the first City Name Sports Team hat to ever be printed (it was a one-off test). Is there any interest in owning the first CNST thing ever made?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
That hat is dope

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

Lowtax posted:

While looking for speaker cable, I came across the first City Name Sports Team hat to ever be printed (it was a one-off test). Is there any interest in owning the first CNST thing ever made?


How much? I would wear the poo poo out of this hat.

Big Butt Skinner fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Aug 30, 2017

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Lowtax posted:

I guess not, sorry, not my decision and there's no option to allow that.

"Free Returns is available to delivery addresses in the 50 states of the United States only, including Alaska and Hawaii."

I can't even order one to return it.

I'm all about the hoodies anyway.

Something something existing customers tend to buy poo poo again. I'm sure some marketing goon will correct me.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I think you should auction that hat. Maybe wash it also?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

ArbitraryC posted:

You should try to make "I'm gay' and "I'm straight' shirts and when amo denies the former but accepts the latter turn it into a viral sensation, find a competitor that will make "I'm gay" shirts, and make millions off the latest flash fad.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I've kinda wanted one of these for a while and was too lazy to make my own- TY for indulging and rewarding my long-term laziness

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Maybe an official Goonsquad/Goonswarm/Goonfleet/whatever t-shirt.

Sodomeow
Sep 26, 2015

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Shirts based on article series. Bear Cave Soup Company shirt, BarkWire shirt, Cliff Yablonski shirt, Spout.ly shirt.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Everyone likes some kind of sport now so the people who wear this shirt would probably get bullied and mocked in public.. you may want to think about that before you sell this extremely dangerous t shirt to the 5 unsuspecting losers who still have some kind of hangup about sports

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

:eyepop:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
My research and development team came up with this op

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

My research and development team came up with this op

You merely adopted the sports.

I was born with them.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

jon joe posted:

You merely adopted the sports.

I was born with them.

:hai:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Smash it Smash hit posted:

My research and development team came up with this op

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
there are all sorts of memes i wouldnt mind on a t-shirt but those t-shirts would have to be in like the $4-$8 dollar range for me to buy them (thrift store gold)

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

gary oldmans diary posted:

there are all sorts of memes i wouldnt mind on a t-shirt but those t-shirts would have to be in like the $4-$8 dollar range for me to buy them (thrift store gold)

gently caress memes

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
The first first option is way too loving busy and obnoxious.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
How are sales so far, Lowtax? Are the forums saved yet?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

sincx posted:

How are sales so far, Lowtax? Are the forums saved yet?
Hahaha

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

750ec

Smash it Smash hit posted:

My research and development team came up with this op

500ec

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I actually bought one of the shirts from the original release, version #1 on both posts. I got a lot of use out of it, people seemed to love it.

I think I'd buy another one.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Lowtax posted:

gently caress memes

I would wear a shirt that just said that

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Ehud posted:

I would wear a shirt that just said that

Same, with a photo of Microwaves mom.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
kind of out of the blue, but I would totally love a "Moments: A Game of Consequence" shirt, with "You have learned only spite." on the back

Jake Mustache
Feb 7, 2017
Mr. Lowtax, you are leaving money on the table by not using Amazon affiliates. You could earn a few more % on top of your shirt royalties by using the affiliates program. Hope this helps.

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
He said he can't cause the state he's in, which I'm guessing is homosexuality???

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Jake Mustache posted:

Mr. Lowtax, you are leaving money on the table by not using Amazon affiliates. You could earn a few more % on top of your shirt royalties by using the affiliates program. Hope this helps.
I've said it like a billion times, Amazon does not offer affiliate programs in Missouri.

Jake Mustache
Feb 7, 2017

Lowtax posted:

I've said it like a billion times, Amazon does not offer affiliate programs in Missouri.

Oh I'm sorry I'm still kind of new here and didn't know you were disabled.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Jake Mustache posted:

Oh I'm sorry I'm still kind of new here and didn't know you were disabled.
Actually I just saw that Missouri revoked the law and now I can have an Amazon referral program, so I am reinstating it!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Bargain.

  • Locked thread