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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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kiefer madness
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Aug 30, 2017 10:44
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The esports themed funeral for my grandfather, the greatest Falco player of all time
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Aug 30, 2017 13:33
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- AverySpecialfriend
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Let us bow our heads in silence *dead quiet except for controllers clacking*
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Aug 30, 2017 16:47
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The exact center of the Universe is right here, we all revolve around this poo poo that someone took here, in the middle of Disneyworld.
New HBO series, John from Disneyworld, has been cancelled after one episode.
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Aug 30, 2017 17:28
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May the son of the deceased come up and say a few words?
Son: MISHUN... COMPRETE!!!!
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Aug 30, 2017 17:40
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Someone bumps over a rotating fan and the coffin lurches two stories into the air.
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Aug 30, 2017 18:21
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- little munchkin
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The esports themed funeral for my grandfather, the greatest Falco player of all time
*sobbing while delivering the eulogy* my grandfather's death was total bullshit, imo it was rng that killed him, not the cancer. he would have easily survived if it was best 2 out of 3
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Aug 30, 2017 18:28
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Midway through the eulogy he clicks "Yes" on continue and everyone is really pissed cause you can't get a deposit back on a coffin.
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Aug 30, 2017 18:34
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- AverySpecialfriend
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Most people are sad when babies die but I'm more impressed with their life speed run
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Aug 30, 2017 18:40
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- Putty
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*sobbing while delivering the eulogy* my grandfather's death was total bullshit, imo it was rng that killed him, not the cancer. he would have easily survived if it was best 2 out of 3
gently caress lmao
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Aug 30, 2017 18:53
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make the thread its good
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Aug 30, 2017 18:57
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by FactsAreUseless
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Most people are sad when babies die but I'm more impressed with their life speed run
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Aug 30, 2017 19:09
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i usually dont do dead baby jokes because theyre generally tasteless and needlessly cruel (im actually a little regretful of that one) but i couldnt help myself
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Aug 30, 2017 19:18
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Life speedrun is a really good joke. You should be proud.
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Aug 30, 2017 19:20
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- Putty
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FINE
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Aug 30, 2017 19:24
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- DavidAlltheTime
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All David...all the TIME!
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An alternate dimension where the concept of having duplicates doesn't exist, so there's only one of everything. So there's 1 jar of jam on Earth, and everyone has to share it. The thread would be hypothetical quotes from the 'Jar keeper'
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Aug 30, 2017 20:13
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- Putty
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A world without Wario...
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Aug 30, 2017 20:14
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- AverySpecialfriend
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Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune Will Infest Your Pathetic Soul for All Eternity: the Thread
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Aug 30, 2017 22:02
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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The lost generation: millions of dads all across the country are hooked on WWII bullshit. Every year more and more 30-40 year old men develop a sudden, ill-informed fixation on tanks, planes, and other irrelevant crap from a series of conflicts that - taken together - killed tens of millions of civilians through disease, starvation, combat, and extermination.
"I really admire the engineering that went into early man-portable radios," said an area dad obsessed with this bullshit. "And the Jerry Can -- what a breakthrough!"
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Aug 30, 2017 23:02
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- DavidAlltheTime
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All David...all the TIME!
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Everyone on earth runs out of toilet paper at the same time, and resorts to using towels to wipe, and so all the earth's washing machines are turned on at the same time, leading to mass water shortages.
The movie's title?
..................wiped out.
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Sep 1, 2017 05:36
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- AverySpecialfriend
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wait i think you skipped a step there was everyone on earth pooping at the same time too
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Sep 1, 2017 05:38
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Legit Cyberpunk
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edible cars
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Sep 1, 2017 12:25
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- Putty
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Kind of hard to keep people in my trunk if they keep eating their way out
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Sep 1, 2017 13:55
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- Putty
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Yeah, I vape. *sucks out air in tires and floats away*
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Sep 1, 2017 13:56
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Yeah, I vape *boils water on a stove*
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Sep 1, 2017 13:58
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- DavidAlltheTime
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All David...all the TIME!
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Whale womb sensory deprivation tanks.
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Sep 2, 2017 06:38
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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Yeah, I vape *smokes a marijuana cigarette*
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Sep 2, 2017 07:36
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I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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Not sure if it is okay for this thread, but I have thought up some trolls that I think are good, but I don't want to use them on people, like, bringing up that broccoli is actually a type of flower, or saying how the Playstation Plus subscription has become pretty poor value, in my opinion.
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Sep 2, 2017 07:36
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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Yeah, I vape. *breathes*
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Sep 2, 2017 08:17
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I just noticed that the word "semen" sounds an awful lot like the words "see/sea men". Perhaps there are some chuckles to be had here?
Only on the Dreamcast
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May 11, 2024 16:51
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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sometime in 199x
president of nintendo, to president sega: I bet you ten thousand bucks you can't make a video game where leonard nimoy says 'semen' a lot
president sega: oh yeah?
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