/r/Incels: Japan is far ahead of us in incel science

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goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

well why not posted:

Oddly the dudes I've met who slammed the most puss were kinda ugly. It's definitely not a deal breaker for a lot of women.

They take the wholly unsurprising fact that hot dudes get more matches/messages on tinder etc and extrapolate that into a grand unified theory of everything

# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:54

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# ? May 16, 2024 12:08

Meme Emulator: Oct 4, 2000

nm posted:

I believe the idea would be creating stories to base video games around (aka plots) rather than telling stories about video games. In theory, I guess I understand why it would existt as it would be different than novels or scriptwriting, but I have to imagine tgis is the type of class that only gets taught at for profit schools that advertise "do you like playing video games, the learn how to design them.". Aka, the type of program that appeals to not that intellegent nerds who tbink being marginally good with computers and video games and no social skills mean they are misunderstood autists with 190 iqs.

I doubt this if only because theres very few people in the video game enthusiast circle that think this way and everyone thinks a good video game plot is a movie with third person shooter segments spliced in between

# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:55

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

Meme Emulator posted:

I doubt this if only because theres very few people in the video game enthusiast circle that think this way and everyone thinks a good video game plot is a movie with third person shooter segments spliced in between

It's marketed as a way for all those ideas-guys who can't code, draw, write, sound edit or project manage to get into the games industry. It's the same thing as some questionable schools offering comic-writing courses after Alan Moore and Frank Miller's work got into the mainstream. So you are a lovely writer and can't draw to save your life? You can be a comic writer!

# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:13

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Shanghaied posted:

It's marketed as a way for all those ideas-guys who can't code, draw, write, sound edit or project manage to get into the games industry. It's the same thing as some questionable schools offering comic-writing courses after Alan Moore and Frank Miller's work got into the mainstream. So you are a lovely writer and can't draw to save your life? You can be a comic writer!

I'm gonna guess this style of for-profit school has a ratio of men to women in the realm of 1,000/0

# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:17

well why not: Feb 10, 2009

Palpek posted:

Every now and then somebody posts a photo of Casey Neistat in the incel subreddit and it completely breaks their brains, they utterly don't know now how to compute his success.

Dude looks like a goblin but keeps fit, has interests and dresses kinda cool. He also has kids with two different women, does that make him a stealthchad??

# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:28

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

Shanghaied posted:

even for incels there is something so infantile and delusional about the earnest, optimistic everyman which they depict themselves as in these comics, which appear between posts calling for sexual slavery and violent "revenge" fantasies

# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:38

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

Some incel in Shanghaied's post posted:

Preach, picture the chaos. I would finally have a place in this world a solo freak lurker preying on families.

also holy gently caress dude who aspires to be one of the rape gangs in The Road

# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:41

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

well why not posted:

They're just normal dudes who are lightly forced to adhere to a low-cal diet, workout all the time and work really intermittently in places where drugs are very easy to come by. Coke lets you basically skip meals and snort yourself skinny. It's a pretty non-enviable job tbh. It doesn't go 9-5, it's basically constantly affecting your life if you're a serious high-fashion model. A lot of people will tell you, modelling is not a career, it's a job you get for a few years before you have a breakdown.

It's probably easier for regular clothing or fitness dudes.

i knew someone who was a model. she decided to go into a lower stress position:

a k street biglaw attorney (!)

# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:51

well why not: Feb 10, 2009

bitmap posted:

also holy gently caress dude who aspires to be one of the rape gangs in The Road

yeah that one didn't get a lot of attention ... i think /r/incels needs a good old fashioned FBI profile sweep.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:51

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Shanghaied posted:

Lol and I thought the whole you're done after 25 thing was ridiculous

But the quotes are actually a bit of a relief though, I'd be more worried if they were looking forward to being around kids

# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:59

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

Publicly stating you can't wait for some sort of natural disaster because you'd go on the rape/murder spree you've been wanting to do all your life should wind someone in some sort of official trouble or watch list. I knew of a guy in high school who got into huge poo poo (this was around columbine) because he kept some notebook full of names. It was two lists, one of men, one of women. He was smart enough not to specifically title the lists in the book but the two were his kill/rape revenge lists. This is a sadly not uncommon thing for really pathetic people to make.

I remember reading some incel-like thing years ago were dudes were like, I don't know, rape preppers? They had the usual survival stuff and weapons but also had lists with names and addresses and what that person did to wrong them and had these whole elaborate fantasies about what they'd do once "poo poo went down". The bullies they'd kill, the women they'd rape, and how they'd set them selves up as local warlords or providers since obviously only they would be be prepped to survive and women would flock to them for protection. And these people would share their fantasies and their prepping methods with each other. A lot of these incels need therapy but it should be therapy they are receiving while in prison.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:00

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

well why not posted:

yeah that one didn't get a lot of attention ... i think /r/incels needs a good old fashioned FBI profile sweep.

Well, the vast, vast majority of them are too chickenshit to actually do it in this world of laws and punishments. Some of them are like the strawmen often used by religious types - they would actually go out to rape and pillage, but only if it has no consequence in this life or the next.

Well, a) technically satanists are not atheists, b) Chad may very well have a great career working in the upper management of McDonald's, and c) he's enjoying a vegan burger.

That's how I read it anyway.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:07

Blade Runner: Aug 14, 2015

It also just doesn't make any loving sense, really. It's another aspect of their delusion that they somehow think that they, the short and unfit person who never works out or goes outside their room, will suddenly be loving Lord Humongous the moment the apocalypse hits. For obvious reasons, the Chad archetype as a charismatic man with big muscles is probably going to be a lot more dangerous in a world without laws than someone who can't bench their own bodyweight and can't talk to other people.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:08

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

Baronjutter posted:

Publicly stating you can't wait for some sort of natural disaster because you'd go on the rape/murder spree you've been wanting to do all your life should wind someone in some sort of official trouble or watch list. I knew of a guy in high school who got into huge poo poo (this was around columbine) because he kept some notebook full of names. It was two lists, one of men, one of women. He was smart enough not to specifically title the lists in the book but the two were his kill/rape revenge lists. This is a sadly not uncommon thing for really pathetic people to make.

I remember reading some incel-like thing years ago were dudes were like, I don't know, rape preppers? They had the usual survival stuff and weapons but also had lists with names and addresses and what that person did to wrong them and had these whole elaborate fantasies about what they'd do once "poo poo went down". The bullies they'd kill, the women they'd rape, and how they'd set them selves up as local warlords or providers since obviously only they would be be prepped to survive and women would flock to them for protection. And these people would share their fantasies and their prepping methods with each other. A lot of these incels need therapy but it should be therapy they are receiving while in prison.

seraphim if you are reading tell god the pull the plug on this whole fuckin mess

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:11

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

hyphz posted:

That is surprising, did you find out why?

Google some videos on the reality of male modeling. There are at least a few from models who quit the industry. Basically if you're not an extremely well adjusted person that at a very early age (when you're supposed to start a modeling career) knows how to set healthy boundaries and say no then the job has a high potential of destroying you psychologically in the long run. It's extremely objectifying, scrutinizing, sexual abuse is pretty much a given and pushes people hard into drugs in order for them to stay competitive. Sure that it's not the worst thing in the world, boo hoo you're a model etc. as a lot of other jobs are destructive as well in a variety of ways but it's not some paradise that people think it is when they look at magazine covers.

Palpek fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Aug 30, 2017

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:17

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

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List of Reasons I am Inferior to Everyone as Per Societal Standards

Average age of first girlfriend is about 7 years old. I have never had a girlfriend

Average age of first kiss is about 10 years old. Not for me.

Average age of first handjob is 12 years old. Didn't happen.

Average age of first blowjob is 13. Never got one.

Average age of virginity loss is 14. I am a virgin.

Average number of sexual partners by my age is 6-7. I have had 0.

That's it honey, we are never having kids.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:23

Meme Emulator: Oct 4, 2000

bitmap posted:

even for incels there is something so infantile and delusional about the earnest, optimistic everyman which they depict themselves as in these comics, which appear between posts calling for sexual slavery and violent "revenge" fantasies

Thsoe men in the comics are still bluepilled, obviously

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:27

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

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The farther your facial features deviate from the golden ratio mask the worse your life will be

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:27

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

Shanghaied posted:

That's it honey, we are never having kids.

Lmao where in god's name is he getting those numbers

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:28

Meme Emulator: Oct 4, 2000

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Lmao where in god's name is he getting those numbers

When he was in middle school he overheard his friends/acquaintances telling everyone how they totally got laid last night. Everyone he knew had lost their virginity by 13, and theres no way 13 year olds would lie

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:29

hyphz: Aug 5, 2003; Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.; Unlockable Ben

First girlfriend at 7!? I used to get teased for talking to a girl called Julia every recess, does that count now?

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:29

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Lmao where in god's name is he getting those numbers

quote:

Observations and conversations.

I feel one of these is a felony...

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:30

Meme Emulator: Oct 4, 2000

hyphz posted:

First girlfriend at 7!? I used to get teased for talking to a girl called Julia every recess, does that count now?

Yes

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:30

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

quote:

Why are single mothers entitled to money

I mean, they won't loving DIE as a result of not having it, right? That's all that matters to normies anyway, unless you can directly die from being depraved of something, you aren't entitled to it in their minds.It's a fact that we are slowly dying from lack of sex and all the affection and validation that comes with it but the normies don't give a poo poo about that. Only female problems matter.

You heard here first folks, people don't die from poverty. Not having sex otoh, totally lethal. But the horror continues:

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I wish we lived in a society where single mothers were left to rot on the street with their Chad/Tyrone bastard children. It would make my incel life much easier to accept, the fact that only incels and white guys (and I'm both) get hosed over by society is infuriating.

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Single mothers are incel factories, being one should be outlawed.

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Seriously if women are who choose whom to gently caress and choose abusive, betraying chad over a protective and supportive normie why I am supposed to pay for her and her child. It was her responsibility to choose the responsibile father. This is not the fault of the child but it is not my problem either.

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Obviously, whether you are talking about CHILD support, or the money the government gives them. It is to make sure the child is provided for, you know the innocent baby who has done nothing wrong and doesn't deserve to be starved/neglected/abused? Its for them.

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I get punished for lovely dna by not having sex, they should get punished for lovely dna by not having food. Life is not fair. Either i get sex, or they get nothing as well, don't be a loving hypocrit.

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She should be forced to beg on the street for Chad's spawn and suck incel dick to make ends meet.

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Women only work in their youth so they can afford a place to live while being used by chad daily, Once they hit 35 and have multiple kids from Chad they seek out a cuck provider while they enjoy their easy lives at home.

Women are truly wretched beings.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:41

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

quote:

Why?

Why can't I get impaled on the horns of a bull? Why can't I get struck by lightning? Why can't I be a victim of the next massacre? Why can't an 18 wheeler plow my virginal rear end over? Why can't I get diagnosed with leukemia? Why can't I get buried in the debris from a disaster?

This is all I ask for. I've put up with enough of this universe's poo poo, you'd figure I could catch a break and just die.

quote:

Hold Fast, it's interesting times we live in, an apocalyptic wasteland could be just around the bend were freaks and single lurkers rule.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:44

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

quote:

Asia or Islam?

Thanks to female it is abundantly clear the Western World is doomed. Nobody here can argue that really, the real question is what do YOU want to take it's place?

Alot of incels on here are rooting for Islam because they are aware of the dangers of unchecked female sexuality but I personally want a more Asian styled society like we see in Korea or Japan. Where people can still enjoy cute girls by looking at them or brothels but females are always put in their place and are seen as useless after 25

Then again Islam does seem like a proper punishment for the western whore... idk

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Why does everyone think Islamic and Oriental societies are the only options? Fundamentalist Puritanism is better than both.

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Asia is a cope. Asian women are no different to Western in terms of AWALT. And their society does not provide any political/religious measures to prevent them being whores like Islam does.

Forget "they are more subservient", so were Western women ~50 years ago. poo poo is changing everywhere except in the Islamic world.

White Sharia NOW.

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i dont like opression

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Then you should be against the Western system which has created the most oppressed class in the world (The Incels), rather than Islam, a system which strives to maintain the family unit and end the 80/20 sex gap.

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Don't know if serious? Japan is literally the most cucked country on Earth. Forty percent of males in Japan are wizards. Let that sink in.

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under Islam we will be granted qt 14 year old virgin wives

# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:49

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Shanghaied posted:

Chad is awesome, he bought a Lambo just so that he can fire betacuck and then race to his house and gently caress his wife before the cuck gets back. It's like watching Bryan Habana during the 2007 Rugby World Cup final, when he kicked the ball half way across the pitch and then ran forward and picked up the ball before anyone else could.

This comic is hilarious.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:13

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

It's not the dudes who have elaborate fantasies about how when the apocalypse happens finally they'll totally live out their power and revenge fantasies that scare me, because zombie apocalypses aren't real and these nerds wouldn't survive a minor natural disaster. That's just them coping with some pathetic gross escapist fantasies. The dudes who scare me are the ones with much more mundane fantasies, the dudes who know they won't be a warlord, the ones who know they'll probably be dead inside a week but are really pumped to get in some rapes and murders before they go out. "I think I'd be able to force myself on a few women and maybe have time to kill this list of chads I keep prioritized before I'm killed" are the dudes that need to be put on a watch list for being the next Elliot Rogers.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:51

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Shanghaied posted:

quote:
Why?

Why can't I get impaled on the horns of a bull? Why can't I get struck by lightning? Why can't I be a victim of the next massacre? Why can't an 18 wheeler plow my virginal rear end over? Why can't I get diagnosed with leukemia? Why can't I get buried in the debris from a disaster?

This is all I ask for. I've put up with enough of this universe's poo poo, you'd figure I could catch a break and just die.

Rofl when you're too lazy to kill yourself then I guess it really is over

# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:52

chumbler: Mar 28, 2010

Why can't the natural decay of my human flesh occur faster? Curse these I guess not inferior enough genes!

# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:52

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Curse my all-recessive genetic makeup!

# ? Aug 30, 2017 20:28

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

bitmap posted:

even for incels there is something so infantile and delusional about the earnest, optimistic everyman which they depict themselves as in these comics, which appear between posts calling for sexual slavery and violent "revenge" fantasies

the funny part is that the guy in those comics at least clearly get into relationships and get women while the incels barely have the balls to strike a conversation with the "femoids"

gently caress i hate that word

i hate them lol

# ? Aug 30, 2017 20:41

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Lmao where in god's name is he getting those numbers

porn of underage anime girls

it all boils down to porn with these guys, the only guesswork is figuring out which subgenre

# ? Aug 30, 2017 20:48

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

Fartbox posted:

the funny part is that the guy in those comics at least clearly get into relationships and get women while the incels barely have the balls to strike a conversation with the "femoids"

gently caress i hate that word

i hate them lol

ikr. it should be gynoids.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 20:55

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Anyone else try to see women as dogs ?

As you may now I'm in college and there are plenty of hot young girls at my campus (they vastly outnumber the men who attend college). It's kind of hard to ignore them especially when they dress like thots so I have to come up with a way to not think about sex and the best thing that I could come up with them is seeing them as dogs (animals). It's like when you're driving and you see a dog on the side of the road. It's not something you can gently caress nor should you obsess about it. So far it's semi working, women really are just a vagina with legs.

Just so some of you know I don't hate women, this is just a mere coping mechanism I developed.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 20:55

Akratic Method: Mar 9, 2013; It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Shanghaied posted:

I like that the nice girl he meets is depicted as sitting quietly and staring at him while he does something unrelated to her.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 20:56

throw to first DAMN IT: Apr 10, 2007; This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Curse my all-recessive genetic makeup!

# ? Aug 30, 2017 20:56

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

Akratic Method posted:

I like that the nice girl he meets is depicted as sitting quietly and staring at him while he does something unrelated to her.

i'm impressed at the author's restraint in showing a mom and not having chad be in a threesome with her and the wife in the last panel

# ? Aug 30, 2017 20:59

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Akratic Method posted:

I like that the nice girl he meets is depicted as sitting quietly and staring at him while he does something unrelated to her.

I like how it looks like she's got some thick beard stubble in that panel

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# ? May 16, 2024 12:08

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Brother Entropy posted:

i'm impressed at the author's restraint in showing a mom and not having chad be in a threesome with her and the wife in the last panel

The Female Universal Chad Knock-Up program ends coverage after child bearing years

# ? Aug 30, 2017 21:08

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