Barudak posted:

The Female Universal Chad Knock-Up program ends coverage after child bearing years

My Linux Rig posted:

Rofl when you're too lazy to kill yourself then I guess it really is over

Brother Entropy posted:

look you can't introduce a female character in the first act and not have her get hosed by chad by the end of the story

please respect chekov's milf

e: chadkov's milf

Pick posted:

This poo poo bums me out. Do black people read storefront for fun or what

David Heinrich posted:

I can't comprehend how creepy this guy must be to be playing an instrument and volunteering at an animal shelter and still not be loving.

Baronjutter posted:

I always get the impression most incels are just early 20 late teen dudes and most will grow out of it ? I don't see a lot of posts from 50 year old incels, it's always "well I didn't get laid in highschool guess my life is over" types.

Baronjutter posted:

I always get the impression most incels are just early 20 late teen dudes and most will grow out of it ? I don't see a lot of posts from 50 year old incels, it's always "well I didn't get laid in highschool guess my life is over" types.

Baronjutter posted:

I always get the impression most incels are just early 20 late teen dudes and most will grow out of it ? I don't see a lot of posts from 50 year old incels, it's always "well I didn't get laid in highschool guess my life is over" types.

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The global antidepressant market is valued annually at 14bil$ although the actual cure for depression is free. Let that sink in.

pharmaceutical companies are pulling the biggest scam in the history of mankind. They sell placebo drugs that have absolutely no effect to depressed people. Their depression would have been cured if they ever had sexual intercourse with a cute prime teen female human organism. Femoids are egocentric cunts and refuse to give away the cure although they have absolutely nothing to lose.

Shanghaied posted:

MettleRamiel posted:

Are there any stories of guys getting out of inceldom? I don't mean losing their virginity so much as getting out of the whole Stacey and Chad mindset. Like, is there a former screaming incel conspiracy theorist who now has a loving girlfriend who he doesn't think is secretly getting gangbanged by chads while he's at work?

Apollodorus posted:

Well, if I'm being honest, 17-year-old me might have fallen into the r/incels trap if Reddit had existed back then. At various points I was convinced that I was irredeemable and would never score.

Fortunately I had a friend--indeed, a girl who I was kind of into at the time--who basically said "look, just because you didn't get laid in high school doesn't mean you will die alone, you'll do fine next year in college," and lo, she was so, so right.

Really I think the reason I keep reading this thread is that it convinces me I am in the brightest timeline. But that's easy to say now that I'm in my 30s and married.

Baronjutter posted:

I always get the impression most incels are just early 20 late teen dudes and most will grow out of it ? I don't see a lot of posts from 50 year old incels, it's always "well I didn't get laid in highschool guess my life is over" types.

Shanghaied posted:

That's it honey, we are never having kids.

quote:

List of Reasons I am Inferior to Everyone as Per Societal Standards

Average age of first girlfriend is about 7 years old. I have never had a girlfriend

Average age of first kiss is about 10 years old. Not for me.

Average age of first handjob is 12 years old. Didn't happen.

Average age of first blowjob is 13. Never got one.

Average age of virginity loss is 14. I am a virgin.

Average number of sexual partners by my age is 6-7. I have had 0.

Shanghaied posted:

Shanghaied posted:

Why the hell would you write you failed the bar three times on you CV or that you have been fire for misconduct? Why?

green chicken feet posted:

Also the incel guys in the comics are always clean-cut, well-educated, mature adults with lucrative careers, which isn't what the incel demographic actually seems to be.

green chicken feet posted:

In the 3rd childbirth related panel, all that is shown is the baby is mixed-race. Once again we see the overlap between misogyny and racism since the mixed-race baby is portrayed in context as if it were a disappointment to the doctor delivering it.

Also the incel guys in the comics are always clean-cut, well-educated, mature adults with lucrative careers, which isn't what the incel demographic actually seems to be.

Shanghaied posted:

Why the hell would you write you failed the bar three times on you CV or that you have been fire for misconduct? Why?

Pick posted:

My resume is just a list of all my failures, extolled with absolutely no shame. The perfect resume for a lucrative job in sales .

Barudak posted:

I dunno, youre not listing how insanely good of a party you throw so unless I see something baccanalian on your resume well have to pass.

Pick posted:

i accidentally threw up on a skunk from a third story window

Barudak posted:

Its no "put your penis in a bowl of mashed potatoes at a michelin star restaurant" but youre hired.

quote:

Here are Some People Who are Better Than Me

Any prisoner serving a life sentence who has had sex.

Any homeless person who has had sex.

Most middle shoolers.

Crusty old people who have had sex.

Divorced alcoholics who have had sex.

Drug addicts who have had sex.

Just to name a few.

quote:

As you know I am a proponent of project incelistan and beta uprising but i am going to still help out you LDAR campers cos ur still my brothers.

If you not into alcohol and you don't have access to drugs. Then here is a solution for you.

Start binge watching scary/horror movies , the shock and the fear will increase your blood pressure levels . The goal here is to cause deterioration in your heart muscles to the point where you will have heart failure or even a heart attack putting a end to your insufferable life.

Eating fatty foods such as cheese burgers, french fries, pork and lamb slabs/cuts, potato chips, soda alongside watching scary movies will help clog up arteries significantly improving your chances of a heart attack.

Now if you already have a weak heart like I do from years of bullying and torment which causes so much anxiety and stress that it weakens your heart immensely than this is practically like adding more wood to the fireplace. It is a given you will die from some sort of heart problem in your 40s or even your late 30s.

However I do not particularly recommend this LDAR method as it is reported by many that it is quite painful to have a heart attack and I do not want my brothers to suffer. But this is your choice, its your life. Do not let some norman tell you otherwise.

Shanghaied posted:

I think that's a incorrect reading frankly. I think the message is not that incels are otherwise successful men. The unifying theme of these redpillcomics is that all clean-cut, well-educated, mature adults with lucrative careers are being cucked and/or denied sex AND are completely unaware of evil femoid nature, whereas at least incels know the truth. It's a way to make NEET incels feel superior to all those normies when they would otherwise have absolutely no reason to.

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Im not gona lie, i love neet incel life, but the realization that life soon ends doesnt let me to keep doing it

I could stay several more years in neetdom, but understanding that with time flowing by you degrade and soon, when everyone will be slaying badly, you'll be even worse than you were before.

Time to get a job and finally smash some solid chick.

quote:

Then once you've gone through all that effort of getting a decent job, working long hours, and going on some dates, you realize that Western women are mostly subhuman degenerate filth not worth dating. I will pray to St. Blackops2cel that you won't get preg or marriage trapped by some femoid hunting for betabux.

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It does get boring on NEETbux sometimes. I do get some personal satisfaction from frugalceling and saving a nice chunk of change. I saved about 35% of my take-home wage from my first job and it will be about 42% for my new job which I start next week. For me, it's just a question of how local the job is and whether or not it is tolerable. I save purely for my own future and a possible retirement in my 50s before an early death releases me. I have no illusions of ever nailing an FHO colleague anymore.

That said, I cannot wait for Universal Basic Income to be brought in, for true LDAR-ism. One drawback of NEETbux is having to go to appointments and constantly having to justify yourself or talk about all the non-jobs you're applying for, plus being sent on mandatory time-and-money-wasting courses or workfare slavery.

Whether you workcel or NEETcel, more power to you. Do what you need to do to survive, brothers.