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Hello and welcome once again to another chat thread! Pull up a seat and chill out! Now of course I could pull up the usual OP but blah blah blah you know the drill, this is a chat thread, we chat and and there's a broken rear end Subaru or 10 to fix. Like seriously, I have so many goddamn Subarus it's become it's own AI meme and its funny anymore I have a problem... not enough space for them in the driveway. Also please note politics is a specifically banned topic in AI these days. So anyway one of the most bizarre things I have seen in the router logs over the last year has been ASMR videos. You do get the usual clickbait illogically huge breasted girls jumping in ont he fad but you also have a bunch of people who are really REALLY earnest about the whole thing - and they really do produce some of the oddest but harmless videos. I find the whole thing amusing myself....... until I found the dark side of ASMR and summoned an Elder God. Here I was just relaxing when it appeared - He was huge and his visage was frightening. He towered over me and demanded to know my name. Frightened beyond frightened I stammered "Cat". He seemed to be pleased but he wanted more. "What is your mother's named?" he thundered. "I... do not have one" I replied. "Then what is your pet's name?". I looked down, trying not to piss myself in fear. "Stig" I replied. The Elder God stood there, raised it's arms and then said in a voice that broked no argument.... REEEEEEEEELAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT0dmLL0PE8&t=11s In breaking news, Sebastian Loeb has been found out as having a secret life as a porn star. In a bombshell that has shaken Citroen – but in all fact pretty much everyone else knew – a keen eyed observer has spotted Loeb in a video on fuckingmachines.com – as the machine. “It was a surprise to be sure and he does look unfamiliar without hos human disguise on but no one can mistake his movements as they are so precise and his voice – ‘Ummmmmmmmm yes I think so ummmmmmmm yes do you ummmmm like it like ummmmm that’ – even without his fake french accent he’s unmissable” said Ima Wanka, 21 from his parents basement. “I was all like getting off and then I realised he was Sebastian Loeb so after cleaning my screen I phoned the News Of The World” “It’s about time that bloody robot got outed” said Malcom Wilson, Principle of M-Sport and the Ford WRC team. “There’s been rumours for years and this proves it. How the hell are we supposed to win against that? Let alone he keeps going for as long as his batteries keep going, no wonder you have fangirls lined up 20 deep” Citroen team bosses expressed surprise. “A Robot? No, he’s quite clearly human. We reject utterly the accusations of Loeb’s robot status altho the site in question…… ummm…. what was the question again?” Porn stars have been willing to verify the identity of the robot with many female performers expressing their support and admiration for Loebot. Many comments that are pretty much unprintable but you get the idea. The FIA will be meeting tomorrow to see the clip in question and Esmerela Jizzmop has been put on standby to clean up afterwards.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 22:53 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:23 |
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It's not even the day before September, Mr. Needy.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:01 |
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like my ex these are coming earlier and earlier.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:01 |
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It's worse than new model year cars. edit: Darchangel fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Aug 30, 2017 |
# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:29 |
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I know education in your family is a low priority, but there's 31 days in August Cat.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:31 |
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Slightly political, but while Australia has a lot of things wrong right now, fair play to the cuzzie bros across the ditch, when they're right, they're right: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4832668/Sydney-Danny-Lim-sign-call-Tony-Abbott-c-not-offensive.html
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:31 |
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BuckyDoneGun posted:Slightly political, but while Australia has a lot of things wrong right now, fair play to the cuzzie bros across the ditch, when they're right, they're right: amazing
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:35 |
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Darchangel posted:It's worse than new model year cars. Post the June 18 thread tomorrow, kthx
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:40 |
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OP is obsessed with being the OP of the monthly chat threads
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:44 |
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BraveUlysses posted:OP is obsessed with being the OP of the monthly chat threads Tag your it for October BuckyDoneGun posted:Slightly political, but while Australia has a lot of things wrong right now, fair play to the cuzzie bros across the ditch, when they're right, they're right: Offensive language charges regularly get thrown out by courts... usually because the police in question did the charge because they were a oval office in the first place.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:47 |
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Turns out the previously mentioned Warboys in Cambridgeshire is only four and a half minutes west of the prime meridian. We should adopt that as our official AI demarcation for a date line. No new chat thread until it's the 1st of the month there.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:00 |
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BuckyDoneGun posted:Slightly political, but while Australia has a lot of things wrong right now, fair play to the cuzzie bros across the ditch, when they're right, they're right: I like how they censored "oval office" while explaining that it's not considered offensive.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:05 |
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:13 |
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That's a really odd place for a floor register. meatpimp fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Aug 31, 2017 |
# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:37 |
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Seminal Flu posted:That's a really odd place for a floor register. Yeah I have no idea why it's there but rascal sure loves sleeping on it in the summer
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:59 |
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merry christmas everyone
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 02:54 |
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I had three beers and I am 100% recovered.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 02:57 |
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Re: Full service pizza joints: My local Round table does the full bar and grill thing. Haven't actually tried it, just the pizza. We do our game nights there.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 03:01 |
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Seminal Flu posted:That's a really odd place for a floor register. I have a floor vent in a similar location, right in the middle of a threshold between the kitchen and living room. I would love to hear the reasoning behind the placement; the house was built in '48 and the central air was added sometime in the 90's.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 03:03 |
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what is that man doing to not vin diesel's head
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 03:06 |
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Shrugs Not Drugs posted:what is that man doing to not vin diesel's head REEEELAAAAX Something about spreading cosmic positive energy apparently
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 03:18 |
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weed is pretty good for that, and a lot less effort
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 03:26 |
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in case you're like me and never check the 'posting gloryhole' you can observe the fact that pcos bill is now the 9th most ignore-listed person on SA, @ 1k users with him on their list
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 03:56 |
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BraveUlysses posted:in case you're like me and never check the 'posting gloryhole' you can observe the fact that pcos bill is now the 9th most ignore-listed person on SA, @ 1k users with him on their list Is that a stat we can actually see? I'm curious how many people have me on ignore.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 04:22 |
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only if you're on the top 100 list
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 04:32 |
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BraveUlysses posted:in case you're like me and never check the 'posting gloryhole' you can observe the fact that pcos bill is now the 9th most ignore-listed person on SA, @ 1k users with him on their list Above happyelf AND SuperMechagodzilla. Wooooow, that's a huge effort in shitposting. Edit : And yet less probations than TT CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Aug 31, 2017 |
# ? Aug 31, 2017 04:49 |
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Ugh, asking Ebay sellers whether something is a given fitment, or failing that,what size the mounting is. "Hello, There are detailed model table in the description, pls carefully check." No there loving isn't, that's why I'm asking.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 07:46 |
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Went to a fancy, fancy restaurant last night and god drat it was good. I've never had fine shavings of dried lamb's heart on my raw fish before, but it totally worked.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 08:00 |
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InitialDave posted:Ugh, asking Ebay sellers whether something is a given fitment, or failing that,what size the mounting is. On the other side of the coin *writes a full detailed careful description with great photos* "Uh hi what condition is this in?"
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 08:14 |
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InitialDave posted:Ugh, asking Ebay sellers whether something is a given fitment, or failing that,what size the mounting is. Put "-bs" in your search to make it a title only search and remove all of those "also fits" results
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 08:19 |
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Yeah, they now say they've checked and it's not what I need. Whether they ACTUALLY checked, or just want rid of me, who knows.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 08:44 |
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BuckyDoneGun posted:Slightly political, but while Australia has a lot of things wrong right now, fair play to the cuzzie bros across the ditch, when they're right, they're right: This is like the third best thing that happened to me today, and I'll be honest the other two set the bar pretty high.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 10:17 |
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Going back to work today. Mixed feelings abound.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 12:20 |
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Above happyelf AND SuperMechagodzilla. Wooooow, that's a huge effort in shitposting. hey probations from FYAD-lites are badges of honour
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 12:27 |
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wonder how the hell the op hasnt been reprogrammed with a baseball bat yet
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 13:10 |
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 13:10 |
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Wrong thread was closed again
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 14:49 |
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Wrar posted:Going back to work today. Mixed feelings abound. Also known as 'every day of your life'. My oldest just left for her first day of kindergarten. Being a parent is one hell of an emotional roller coaster.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 15:05 |
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Wrar posted:Going back to work today. Mixed feelings abound. Somewhat Heroic posted:Also known as 'every day of your life'. On the one hand: getting paid! On the other hand: work. And coworkers. Traffic. Managers. Did I mention work? The month I was "on the bench" (no assignment, but still getting paid) with my previous company a few months ago was the best month I've had in a long time, other than a bit of worry about finding another job. It was still relaxing compared with the job I was doing. Got all kinds of stuff done around the house. Hell, I painted half of one of my cars.
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# ? Aug 31, 2017 15:22 |
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gently caress, I loved that game. Also, I gave my 60-something office colleague a poster with all the Fury Road vehicles on it. She loves it and all things Fury Road.
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