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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

So...we're rooting for the stroke?

I think the thread's official position is we're rooting for a full and speedy recovery followed by an immediate firing.

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Gloomy Rube
Mar 4, 2008



bad posts ahead!!! posted:

"I deserve respect", says the woman choking her child

It's amazing how we're supposed to be on lynn's self-insert's side here, given the 'punchline'.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

So...we're rooting for the stroke?

That's a horrible thing to say, but yes.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
It Was Only a Dream (click for huge)


And He Did. (February, 1917)


Outbursts of Everett True (April, 1917)


Doings of the Duffs. (December, 1918, click for big)


Fritzi Ritz (November, 1922, click for big)



The Gay Thirties (December, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (November, 1940, click for big)


Dick Tracy (March, 1941, click for big)


Mopsy (May, 1941)


Archie (May, 1956, click for big)


Marmaduke (July, 1959)


Mr. Tweedy (August, 1970, click for big)


Feiffer (1975, click for big)


Andy Capp (January, 1972, click for big)


Wee Pals (March, 1972, click for big)

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


Julet Esqu posted:

I think the thread's official position is we're rooting for a full and speedy recovery followed by an immediate firing.

Yes.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

That's a horrible thing to say, but yes.

No.

Seriously, strokes are awful. Tear him for his bad verses/art instead.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
"Short Special Bus", who spent five dollars on an avatar of a guy with Down's, solemnly chastises you for being flippant about brain problems. Only on Something Awful.

Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

Lucky Cow









Spirit of the Staircase






Back to B.C.










Random Acts of Nancy






sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Aleph Null posted:

Scuttlebutt is that the writing has gotten worse and that they are doing things just to keep the casual fans interested instead of telling compelling and consistent stories.

I thought you meant Working Daze instead of GoT, ahahahaha

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Old New Yorker Cartoons

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

FrumpleOrz posted:

The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Old New Yorker Cartoons


Leroy has been trying to tweet for two hours, leroy has been trying to facebook for two hours, leroy has been trying to dab for two hours I just wrote a weekend of this comic

Also congrats for loving up healing your arm and getting clots and swelling and poo poo bat man

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Man, out of all professionals, I think I get "fast food restaurant company man" the least. I mean, I honestly believe there are fast food managers out there who not only dedicate their lives to the job, but want their kids to follow in their footsteps.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Evil Mastermind posted:

Man, out of all professionals, I think I get "fast food restaurant company man" the least. I mean, I honestly believe there are fast food managers out there who not only dedicate their lives to the job, but want their kids to follow in their footsteps.

Except that he OWNS Lucky Cow.

Or at least, owns THAT location? My memory is fuzzy on that. Either way, you can become pretty well off, if you own a few franchise locations that do well.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

So, how do we extend this offer to the syndicate?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Zippy


Ripley's

Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

I may or may not keep up with posting this one, but here's a new old comic by Corey Pandolph, Barkeater Lake

Starting from the beginning:



Wikipedia posted:

Barkeater Lake is an webcomic by cartoonist Corey Pandolph, originally published by United Media[1] as part of its GoComics website[2] from early 2004[3] through January 5, 2007.[4][5] Pandolph began publishing the online strip independently on January 22, 2007.[6]

The ensemble strip, taking place in the titular small Adirondack Mountains town in New York state, revolves around the surreal, picaresque misadventures of big-city expatriate Delores Tanzini, eccentric locals, and the two owner-proprietors of local gathering spot Chuck's Bar: Chuck, a former Olympics bobsled contender and coach, and Banks, a jaded and erudite anthropomorphic dog. Recurring characters include Delores' mother, the vodka-sipping evil mastermind Sabrina Tanzini; Sabrina's ex-husband and present butler, Winston.

Regulars in the strip have included Allen, a young, hapless pharmacist; and Jack, the principal at the local high school, where the attractive young Delores teaches physical education and coaches the varsity football team.

Note: I've only read a few strips, I'm not vouching for it, just curious.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Tracksuit





Mother From Another Country

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Um. Here's some more Ballard Street





Gene has eyes like Millie!

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Mea Culpa posted:

I may or may not keep up with posting this one, but here's a new old comic by Corey Pandolph, Barkeater Lake

Starting from the beginning:




Note: I've only read a few strips, I'm not vouching for it, just curious.

I read Barkeater Lake during its original run and liked it. It'll be nice to see it again!

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
BC


Phoebe and her Unicorn


Baldo


Wizard of Id


Big Nate


Curtis


Baby Blues

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

So...we're rooting for the stroke?
Even death itself doesn't stop reruns from being posted.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

So...we're rooting for the stroke?

Me, I'm hoping it turns into turbo AIDS.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is just a short drive away.


Working Daze has a storyline going on, apparently?


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix should carpool with the Dinette Set.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD
Yes, that is the question. The question has been well and truly stated. Is there any chance we might move on to the answer at any point?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Julet Esqu posted:

I think the thread's official position is we're rooting for a full and speedy recovery followed by an immediate firing.
In no particular order, but sure.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (January 11, 1996)



Garfield Classic (January 11, 1986)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mark Trail



Because the bear knows them and is friendly?

Mary Worth



"Despite the sign behind you, it's spelled 'bagels,' not 'bagles.'"

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe


Tiggum posted:

Yes, that is the question. The question has been well and truly stated. Is there any chance we might move on to the answer at any point?
Today, in Rex Morgan MD, the answer!



Apartment 3-G



Oh he's more than that.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Pastry of the Year posted:


Arlo and Janis Classic (January 11, 1996)



loving prophetic.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange has just posted a repeat today, so have Pros and Cons.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
U.S. Acres



Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Zippy


Ripley's

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Early Orson is the Nermal of pigs.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

The Bloop posted:

Early Orson is the Nermal of pigs.
Did people read that and think "yep, this is gold and I want it published in my paper"?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



"Despite the sign behind you, it's spelled 'bagels,' not 'bagles.'"
What a loving weenie.


Frozen


2002 Remember 9-11?









The Amazing Underground Burger King


Tina's Double Vision


Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Poil posted:

Did people read that and think "yep, this is gold and I want it published in my paper"?

I'm gonna guess it was more like "yep, this is Jim Davis, who already had one megahit with a stupid comic about a fat, lazy cat."

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club

For whatever reason, this is another recent repeat strip.

Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Weren't you at the rehearsal? This is clearly the dry humping part of the ceremony.

Pibgorn

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Now I want to see a sequence where Spider-Man eats it because he's so used to anchoring his webline to the World Trade Center.

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Gloomy Rube
Mar 4, 2008



Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy


Blackjack is too pure for this world

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