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It gets better. They have matching Adventure Time tattoos. His name is not Finn but that's what he goes by. And after CPS deemed them permanently unfit as parents and put their child into a foster home they shrugged and had another kid. And they named her something along the lines of Lyndsey Stephanie Paula. Yes, they named their new child LSP after Lumpy Space Princess. I wish I was making this up. Synthbuttrange posted:didnt a goon name their kid that? I've told this several times.
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Rhyno posted:It gets better. They have matching Adventure Time tattoos. His name is not Finn but that's what he goes by. And after CPS deemed them permanently unfit as parents and put their child into a foster home they shrugged and had another kid. And they named her something along the lines of Lyndsey Stephanie Paula. I think people who are criminally negligent to their children are disqualified from terrible child names contests. Like, if Jared Fogle had a kid named Avocado or whatever, would that really change your opinion of him?
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Skwirl posted:I think people who are criminally negligent to their children are disqualified from terrible child names contests. Like, if Jared Fogle had a kid named Avocado or whatever, would that really change your opinion of him?  Yes.
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Rhyno posted:It gets better. They have matching Adventure Time tattoos. His name is not Finn but that's what he goes by. And after CPS deemed them permanently unfit as parents and put their child into a foster home they shrugged and had another kid. And they named her something along the lines of Lyndsey Stephanie Paula. Well, I didn't think I'd read about something worse than the couple who named their baby HItler, but here you go.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Ahah if one of the cold opens in S2 of the Defenders was elf-gun crime and then never mentioned again in the series. There is no loving way something that fun would be in those shows.
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Rhyno posted:I hold the idiotic name trump card. I have the customers who named their loving child LADY RAINICORN. At this point I’m convinced you live in a alternate reality that’s really terrible.
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X-O posted:At this point I’m convinced you live in a alternate reality that’s really terrible. We've been over this, it's called Indiana.
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Sometimes I forget Indiana exists.
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The only reason I know Indiana exists is because of Joe Dante's best work.
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Rhyno posted:I hold the idiotic name trump card. I have the customers who named their loving child LADY RAINICORN. Did they at least take the toy out first?
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I liked Eerie Indiana as a kid and it just makes total sense for Rhyno to be running the comic book store there.
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X-O posted:At this point I’m convinced you live in a alternate reality that’s really terrible. This is why you don't talk to people in comic book stores. Get in get out stay away from the crazy.
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Skwirl posted:I think people who are criminally negligent to their children are disqualified from terrible child names contests. Like, if Jared Fogle had a kid named Avocado or whatever, would that really change your opinion of him?
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Jordan7hm posted:This is why you don't talk to people in comic book stores. Get in get out stay away from the crazy. Comixology/Marvel Unlimited means I haven’t been in a comic store in several years at this point and don’t ever have to go to one again. So life is good on that front.
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I've been in a comic store maybe twice in my life. Digital lifestyle baby.
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Endless Mike posted:Yes, Jared Fogel spawning Captain Pseudoscience would actually lower my opinion of him. Wait, does guacamole have some kind of herbal healing ability because if so I'm gonna live forever.
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Push El Burrito posted:Wait, does guacamole have some kind of herbal healing ability because if so I'm gonna live forever. I take it you're not on Facebook? Because a day doesn't go by that I don't see something from or about this rear end in a top hat. 
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Rhyno posted:It gets better. They have matching Adventure Time tattoos. His name is not Finn but that's what he goes by. And after CPS deemed them permanently unfit as parents and put their child into a foster home they shrugged and had another kid. And they named her something along the lines of Lyndsey Stephanie Paula. The weirdest part of this whole story is the fact you even know any of this.
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So does "color cure" strike anyone else as sounding disquietingly racist?
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X-O posted:Comixology/Marvel Unlimited means I haven’t been in a comic store in several years at this point and don’t ever have to go to one again. So life is good on that front. I have a 10" android tablet and am picking up an iPad Pro today but... I still love physical books 
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DC needs their version of Unlimited like right now. 20 bucks a month to get all the big two comics six months late? sold!
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hiddenriverninja posted:DC needs their version of Unlimited like right now. 20 bucks a month to get all the big two comics six months late? sold! It's insane that they don't have one. I've paid so much actual money for Marvel comics because I was able to get into them with MU.
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hiddenriverninja posted:DC needs their version of Unlimited like right now. 20 bucks a month to get all the big two comics six months late? sold! You'd think DC would rather have some of my money than none of my money, but 
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Lobok posted:The weirdest part of this whole story is the fact you even know any of this. They're regular customers (well, they were) and he was a very chatty dude. Some people just share too much. My mother works with an CPS/APS agency and she was telling me about this poor baby with a stupid name and I was like "ZOMG WAS IT LADY RAINICORN???" So through just knowing a few other people I was able to piece the whole story together.
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Did they look like what I think they look like
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zoux posted:Did they look like what I think they look like Yes.
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Keeshhound posted:So does "color cure" strike anyone else as sounding disquietingly racist? No, he's just a (horrifyingly successful) pseudoscience bullshit peddler.
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Discendo Vox posted:No, he's just a (horrifyingly successful) pseudoscience bullshit peddler. He's the new Dr. Oz. Has he gone on about GLUTEN BAD? I'd assume so.
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Discendo Vox posted:No, he's just a (horrifyingly successful) pseudoscience bullshit peddler. No, I get that (based on the image I'm assuming it has something to do with eating the right combination of "colorful" foods), I just mean that, devoid of context, if you heard a guy on the street shouting that he had the "color cure" for sale, would your first assumption be "he's slinging pseudoscience" or "gently caress, more white supremecists?" Keeshhound fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Sep 1, 2017 |
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Keeshhound posted:No, I get that (based on the image I'm assuming it has something to do with eating the right combination of "colorful" foods), I just mean that, devoid of context, if you heard a guy on the street shouting that he had the "color cure" for sale, would your first assumption be "he's slinging pseudoscience" or "gently caress, more white supremecists?" With his hair? Pseudoscience.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Taskmaster would probably work better as a TV/streaming series, really. You could explore the supervillain side of the MCU, bring in a few more known villains at that power level, stuff like that. Make it a heist show where him and a few other villains are robbing an even bigger bad guy. Each episode is them stealing a piece of a whole for the finale. Round up a few villains you'd NEVER see on TV, just get loving weird with it because A: the more weird and out of place your characters look the more fun you can have with it (and let's face it, costumes just look stupid might as well just lean into it) and B: these guys just CAN'T fit into the "OMG so serious" MCU. In fact being larger than life may be what got them caught and blackmailed/bribed into being in this situation to begin with and C: no one will complain if you rewrite their backstory. Guys like Kraven the Hunter in his original lion face costume just being loud and foreign and boastful and dumb. Doctor Demonicus dying genius that creates monsters. Paste Pot Pete because bitter characters are funny and he can be the "will he or won't he betray them" character Zaran. Characters like that, street level idiots who play well off each other using their unique talents to steal stuff from good and bad guys with the ultimate goal to help. Just make it intentionally loud and dumb and make them "hard luck heroes" who finally prevail despite all the slip ups with Taskmaster their long suffering leader trying to herd these cats.
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Duke Igthorn posted:Paste Pot Pete because bitter characters are funny and he can be the "will he or won't he betray them" character It's the loving Trapster, rear end in a top hat.
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Roth posted:Star Wars: Mace Windu #1 I always liked the design of these droids. Shame about what they shlocky garbage they're in.
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Who What Now posted:I always liked the design of these droids. Shame about what they shlocky garbage they're in. They're fine, but they were never credible antagonists because they acted like cartoons.
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Beachcomber posted:They're fine, but they were never credible antagonists because they acted like cartoons. Roger roger
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Beachcomber posted:They're fine, but they were never credible antagonists because they acted like cartoons. They tried to contrast their comical chipper attitude with the horrible things they did in that clone wars cartoon people keep insisting is good, and I can say it did not work very well.
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