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Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

TheQuietWilds posted:

I'm missing some of the lingo already, what are Roasties and LDAR?

a roastie is any woman who's ever had sex, ldar = lay down and rot

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hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
Oh god, please tell me that roastie isn't a metaphor for... uck. I'm guessing they haven't seen the Great Wall Of Vagina.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

TheQuietWilds posted:

I'm missing some of the lingo already, what are Roasties and LDAR?

Roasties are women who has had "too much" sex. The excessive amount of intercourse causes the labia minora to protrude beyond the labia majora, thus resembling roast beef, hence "roastie". And no, apparently having repeated intercourse with the same man does not cause the formation of "roastie" labia, because the female genital is capable of moulding itself to a penis to some extent, but this cannot be repeated with a large number of penises. The incels know this based on, presumably, decades of research in pornography and hentai.

LDAR stands for "Lay down and rot". It is the opposite of cope, it is the quiet acceptance of one's lot as a worthless piece of living flesh, completely undeserving of attention, friendship, love and happiness. It is the end of all desires. To LDAR one must cease all forms of "cope", which includes but is not limited to: showering, shaving, dressing, leaving the home, physical exercise, studies, work, interacting with other human beings, and adhering to the bare minimum standard for moral decency. Currently a significant portion of incels advocate strict LDAR, while another still hold hope for cope; the majority of the community seems to agnostic or ambivalent. It is unclear at this point which faction will ultimately triumph in this ideological struggle.

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Aug 31, 2017

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




It's more likely than not one of these kids is gonna shoot up a school and the admins will unceremoniously close /r/incels citing community safety. If I knew someone who was like this AFK, I'd be seriously concerned for my safety.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

TheQuietWilds posted:

I'm missing some of the lingo already, what are Roasties and LDAR?

Roastie is a woman who has presumably had enough sex to make her vagina look like a roast beef sandwich

LDAR: Lay down and rot

E: Yowza, triple beaten.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

well why not posted:

It's more likely than not one of these kids is gonna shoot up a school and the admins will unceremoniously close /r/incels citing community safety. If I knew someone who was like this AFK, I'd be seriously concerned for my safety.

Yes, these people make me actually worried for my safety and that of my friends. That's why I don't find it all that funny.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

well why not posted:

It's more likely than not one of these kids is gonna shoot up a school and the admins will unceremoniously close /r/incels citing community safety. If I knew someone who was like this AFK, I'd be seriously concerned for my safety.

This seems to follow. I swear some of these kids are playing emotional brinkmanship with each other. That kind of rhetoric can start to get pretty dangerous after a while.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Literally A Person posted:

This seems to follow. I swear some of these kids are playing emotional brinkmanship with each other. That kind of rhetoric can start to get pretty dangerous after a while.

Reddit, or indeed the Internet, in a nutshell really.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Shanghaied posted:

Reddit, or indeed the Internet, in a nutshell really.

Sure, but when the ideal end result is to get your 14 year old internet buddy to shoot up his high school it gets a little hairier.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
One interesting take on the "roastie": an incel posted (I'll paraphrase here)

...a roastie predestination concept. Like the women who have the larger labia are the ones who are promiscuous by nature. The non-slutty one will never develop them even if she has sex with the same guy 1000x.

But if a woman is a virgin and she has large labia minora, that only means she is a slut waiting to happen and she will cheat on you. Or maybe they pop out after she has sex for the first time? I don't recall.

I don't know how this can possibly explain the women in porn who have sex with hundreds of guys and the size of their labia doesn't increase. It completely disproves the link. And isn't porn where incels get so many of their ideas in the first place? Like how could they watch porn and then come up with this labia predestination thing?

Here I go again, expecting logic from people who are clearly beyond logic.

Kullik
Jan 5, 2017

green chicken feet posted:

One interesting take on the "roastie": an incel posted (I'll paraphrase here)

...a roastie predestination concept. Like the women who have the larger labia are the ones who are promiscuous by nature. The non-slutty one will never develop them even if she has sex with the same guy 1000x.

But if a woman is a virgin and she has large labia minora, that only means she is a slut waiting to happen and she will cheat on you. Or maybe they pop out after she has sex for the first time? I don't recall.

I don't know how this can possibly explain the women in porn who have sex with hundreds of guys and the size of their labia doesn't increase. It completely disproves the link. And isn't porn where incels get so many of their ideas in the first place? Like how could they watch porn and then come up with this labia predestination thing?

Here I go again, expecting logic from people who are clearly beyond logic.

Female circumcision i guess? Labioplasty maybe??

idk i'll stop trying to justify their crazy biology takes.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

this thread did me like the OSHA one. Starts out all easy chuckles at photos of chinese construction workers somehow balancing an air conditioning unit on their back fifty stories up without a harness and somewhere down the thread you're sitting there at the computer feeling sad, sick and uneasy because you've just watched four loving snuff films in a row.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop
nobody said it was easy
no one ever said that it would be this hard
i'm gonna L D A R

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

china bot posted:

nobody said it was easy
no one ever said that it would be this hard
i'm gonna L D A R

:five:

Edit:

quote:

Racial bias in attractiveness

Imagine a chinese guy - you probably imagined some ugly bucktoothed squinty eyed guy

Imagine an Indian guy - you probably imagined some ugly fat head wobbling Indian guy

Imagine a Mexican guy - you probably imagined a fat ugly beaner


Now imagine a white guy - you probably imagined some average of the good looking white movie stars you know, like Liam Hemsworth, Channing Tatum, Tom Cruise. If you try to imagine guys in your office, you will realize that ugly white guys do exist, but unlike asians and indians, you probably see more white guys in movies than IRL, so your image of the average white guy is some good looking white movie star or male model. But remember, Blackops2cel is a white guy.

We are racists, therefore all other people are racist too. See also: we only want super degrading bondage and scat sex, therefore Chad and Stacy must want that too.

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Aug 31, 2017

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

quote:

Fellow wristcels...would you get an arm transplant?

All my life my wrists have been a daily hindrance in my ability to seek out women. I am basically Jack Kelly from its always sunny but instead of hands it is my wrists.

Why did I have to be born with STARVING AFRICAN CHILD BONES

quote:

Stop coping with this wrist size poo poo. It's just an excuse you create for your unattractiveness while in fact, it's 100% likely due to your sub-8 face.

You'd still be ugly even with 10" wrists.

quote:

Just wear thick watches and bracelets, they will easily add 1.5 inches to your wrists

quote:

This is terrible advice. Wear a watch on each wrist? Yeah cuz incels don't already stick out in public as 'weird and creepy'

quote:

Obviously not a watch per arm.... Watch on one arm and wristband on the other.

quote:

i want a body trasnplant

quote:

I prefer a full body transplant...

quote:

I'd prefer a face transplant

Need a brain transplant too. gently caress it, just off yourself and let a Chad use your name.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

I'm pretty sure watches and bracelets would just highlight their tiny wrists.

Though I'd get arm transplants if I could get cool robot arms instead.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

chumbler posted:

I'm pretty sure watches and bracelets would just highlight their tiny wrists.

Though I'd get arm transplants if I could get cool robot arms instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhsKGJMlktM&t=60s

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Baronjutter posted:

Publicly stating you can't wait for some sort of natural disaster because you'd go on the rape/murder spree you've been wanting to do all your life should wind someone in some sort of official trouble or watch list. I knew of a guy in high school who got into huge poo poo (this was around columbine) because he kept some notebook full of names. It was two lists, one of men, one of women. He was smart enough not to specifically title the lists in the book but the two were his kill/rape revenge lists. This is a sadly not uncommon thing for really pathetic people to make.

I remember reading some incel-like thing years ago were dudes were like, I don't know, rape preppers? They had the usual survival stuff and weapons but also had lists with names and addresses and what that person did to wrong them and had these whole elaborate fantasies about what they'd do once "poo poo went down". The bullies they'd kill, the women they'd rape, and how they'd set them selves up as local warlords or providers since obviously only they would be be prepped to survive and women would flock to them for protection. And these people would share their fantasies and their prepping methods with each other. A lot of these incels need therapy but it should be therapy they are receiving while in prison.

I was in the invasion of Iraq in 03 and personally witnessed people (Iraqis) live out their revenge fantasies against their neighbors. It was as horrific as you'd imagine (rapes, kidnapping, murder, etc).

It was really eye opening to see how much rage someone can have over perceived (or even real) slights and go off the rails as soon as there's a moment of lawlessness.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
"Depression like all other state of minds has a purpose. It is meant to hurt, weaken, and ultimately kill you. Trimming the fat from society so to speak. It is in the benefit of all to let the weak and disabled die off.

So why keep us around? Is it compassion? Sadism? Or are we just a buffer to keep around to take the blow when poo poo hits the fan in society every other decade?"

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

quote:

Anyone else feel completely overwhelmed when talking to a woman?
u/incelwarrior95
They are superior to us in every way. They are more socially and sexually desirable, most of them have perfect bodies and they just belittle you with evey word they say. Females are at the top of the food chain while incels are at the bottom. We are trash when compared to these superior beings. I can't even look at them in the eye knowing how worthless I am.

Every femoid I interact with has had so much sex and her life is way more fulfilling than mine that it reminds me of my patheticness. As an incel you are nothing and you are gonna stay that way. Women were and will always be superior to men and incels will always be inferior to all. That is how nature intended things to be. No matter what you do in your life the average fembot will always be above you in human hierarchy.

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PM_ME_STRIPPERSSubhuman face, khhv, there is no escape• 43m
agreed, theres so many fho's that ive messaged, with a nice polite message ( because you know im trying not to be a misognist and put in some dumb pickup line, although that works for chad) and they just dont respond, not even one response back. They are extremely bitter piece of lovely humans.

Ive only had one female respond back to me but that whole conversation has ended after a day because shes searching for CHAD

Women are superior to incels except for when they're inferior to incels

Those superior inferior cunts

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

To be slightly fair, talking to someone who you think has a much more interesting and fulfilling life than you do can be intimidating. It's just most people who feel that way don't turn to misogyny.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

"I messaged that DUMB oval office BITCH very nicely and politely(I'm not a misogynist)but due to her inferior, lovely brain, she refused to respond. Furthermore,"

:thunk:

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
It's easy to hate someone who you think is better than you and is oppressing you. And I was hellishly intimidated by women at that age (if any sexual context was involved at least). It's indirect projection - I am attracted to her ergo she is attractive ergo she attracts EVERYONE and has had all the experiences I think I need to have had to be in sync with my generation.

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Nov 4, 2009

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Shanghaied posted:

:five:

Edit:


We are racists, therefore all other people are racist too. See also: we only want super degrading bondage and scat sex, therefore Chad and Stacy must want that too.

I like how they list Tom Cruise, noted for his great, Chad-like height. I should know better than to expect consistency from these guys but come on.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

My Linux Rig posted:

Women are superior to incels except for when they're inferior to incels

Those superior inferior cunts

Where are they "messaging" women? Tinder?

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

Fartbox posted:

Where are they "messaging" women? Tinder?

Club Penguin I assume.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Fartbox posted:

Where are they "messaging" women? Tinder?

I'm betting twitter. Maybe facebook, assuming they got pity friend adds.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

chumbler posted:

I'm betting twitter. Maybe facebook, assuming they got pity friend adds.

judging by the PM_ME_STRIPPERS username, it's probably this

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

green chicken feet posted:

labia predestination

mods PLEASE

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider

Pick posted:

Also it seems they do get the woman, they just get a woman who has had sex with another man in the past. Who cares? Women are good because they care about stuff and love you.

Women will never love them. Not that that's the wrong call.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

an incel posted:

I loving HATE the phrase "we should leave things as they are intended to be" when talking about defying nature in any manner
We should say "intended to be by who?". Nature is not some person or entity that is wise and we must respect in any way.

It's like the loving moral in so loving many movies, series and media about characters who want immortality or eternal youth being the "evil" ones because we must accept the course of nature and death as inevitable. It loving sickens me, this nature worshipping cuckoldry is so stupid I can't believe it.

I was watching this series about vampires and there was this old man with an incredible will to live that was going to be converted, and some loving cuck tries to gently caress him over, justifying this with this line "living forever is antinatural and wrong, I won't support you anymore on your twisted ways". Tell me, why the gently caress is it wrong to live forever? Who are we harming by living forever? And guess what, this loving death-loving CUCK is one of the "good" characters in the series.

Same with Ghibli movie "castle in the sky" in which, when the protagonist beats the "evil" witch he goes on a rant about how "she is wrong by wanting to live forever, since we all have to die and follow the course and natural cycle". WHY?? Who is this protagonist to decide wether other who clearly loves life has to die because of some arbitrary lifespan rule? I loved Ghibli studio until this movie came out and I saw this stupid ending with this stupid nature loving moral. Fuckinc cucks.

We make fun of people who blindly follow Religion rules without asking themselves why they do it, and then we have all the people who blindly follow Nature's command. They accept death, aging, genetic disparity, unfair distribution of resources and power, zero merit rewarding and in general, needing the suffering of others to survive.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

fruit on the bottom posted:

What Else is a Lie?
Everything weve been taught about relationships is fake, what else is fake? I read the bible for shits and gigs while super stoned and in Genesis it basically says the Earth is flat referencing the firmament (dome) with waters above. With Trump in office poo poo is just really drat weird. North Koreas nuke program is attracting lots of UFO activity (aliens, Gaia's orbs, idk). UFO sightings are popping up like crazy here too.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
I'm 5'6, a metalhead, have long hair, and I'm not muscular (though I have a big chest) and I've had many relationships and plenty of sex. My current relationship is healthy. What is your excuse? Have you ever tried treating women as people and with respect? You're misogyny is what your issue is

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider


Wow your so loving cool.

You really think we walk around just degrading woman to their faces? Of course not. Most of us have attempted countless times to approach girls, and guess what we get rejected. We are ugly, and that is why we have problems. Get the gently caress out with your normie bullshit

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

You know that dwarf, Tyrion, from game of thrones

he fukcks

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

fruit on the bottom posted:

Wow your so loving cool.

You really think we walk around just degrading woman to their faces? Of course not. Most of us have attempted countless times to approach girls, and guess what we get rejected. We are ugly, and that is why we have problems. Get the gently caress out with your normie bullshit
They really have no idea other people can perceive body language. They may as well be coating themselves in vomit.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!


Lol someone found a previous post of his for relationship advice and posted a link in the comment as some sort of burn

I mean it might have been if it wasn't coming from a community of man children who can't get laid

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

Spatial posted:

They really have no idea other people can perceive body language. They may as well be coating themselves in vomit.

There is some doubt on whether perception of body language can be separated from perception of looks kind you.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
You all need to make a fake account on a dating/social site posing as a female. I'm doing it it now and it's incredible. You need to taste this power.

Made an account on Meet Me with my real face and stuff, here were the results over about 3 weeks before I gave up:

*4 profile views

*1 picture like (by a bot)

*~50 women messaged

*3 responses, all of which were derogatory (edit: ended after one exchange - they sent one abusive message and never sent another thing after that.)

I gave up and made an account as a female a while back. Here are the results now:

*Over 100 messages in the first DAY

*30+ likes on every picture I upload within hours

*I have initiated ZERO conversations, but have more messages than I can possibly keep track of. I can't even respond to everybody. I don't even have time to open their messages as a female.

*100% positive feedback and compliments. Not a single bad word has been said about me. People randomly pop up and tell me I'm beautiful and I've had men from America, India and China tell me they would fly over to the UK to meet me.

*I can be a sarcastic, mean bitch (actually worse than my normal personality) and nobody cares - they keep on complimenting and liking.

Everybody, try this out. Try it out right now. You need to begin to understand the level of power females have in this society. It's unbelievable. It's like travelling to a different universe.

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DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

hyphz posted:

There is some doubt on whether perception of body language can be separated from perception of looks kind you.



dude, everyone knows that life is harder for people who are less traditionally attractive. that's not a revelation. yes, sometimes really hot folks can get away with behaviors that would be called creepy when done by an ugly person. everybody loving knows that. but these guys are nowhere near a level of ugliness that would truly doom them. it is all in their heads, and their hatred and insecurity and general hosed-up-ness is showing in their body language and the vocabulary they choose, even when they think they are hiding it and passing for a normie. it's not hard to tell when someone is filled with hate and disdain if they are near you, it is super obvious.

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