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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Lil Peeler posted:

I can't remember a single battle from all of GOT but I remember Lena Headey getting banged by her bro in the first ep

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Incest is one of the top fetishes on pornhub, specifically brother sister

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Zzulu posted:

Incest is one of the top fetishes on pornhub, specifically brother sister

I learn something every day

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Zzulu posted:

Incest is one of the top fetishes on pornhub, specifically brother sister

sorry i believe you mean "man fucks NOT his sister in bathroom" and the likes, its not like they were allowed to show incest

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
unlike this show

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Yolomon Wayne posted:

sorry i believe you mean "man fucks NOT his sister in bathroom" and the likes, its not like they were allowed to show incest

twincest tho

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

remigious posted:

Excuse me, not everyone is here for the tits.
I'm hoping we'll see a decent dong at some point!

Spartacus is that way.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
How come Bran isn't Lord Stark? Did he abdicate or is it just quietly assumed he can't be because he's a cripple?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Bro, bran was dragged into winter fell already having assumed his full autismal warrior form. Not a single person is gonna bitch about Sansa stepping up with this half retarded nigga staring at trees all day

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

A Strange Aeon posted:

How come Bran isn't Lord Stark? Did he abdicate or is it just quietly assumed he can't be because he's a cripple?

He posted a public notice that his Terms of Employment as the TER preclude him from moonlighting.

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

Panzeh posted:

Spartacus is that way.

Spartacus has the best dongs

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

A Strange Aeon posted:

How come Bran isn't Lord Stark? Did he abdicate or is it just quietly assumed he can't be because he's a cripple?

Have you heard him talk? I wouldn't follow that whacked out little poo poo.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Jon explicitly named sansa doubt he specified rules for what happens if more of his siblings are somehow alive.

JohnnySavs
Dec 28, 2004

I have all the characteristics of a human being.
What's the book/show reason for Jaime joining the kingsguard? Seems dumb for Tywin to have his eldest son agree to never marry or have children.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
iirc the Mad King put Jaime on the kingsguard as a gently caress you to Tywin.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Jon explicitly named sansa doubt he specified rules for what happens if more of his siblings are somehow alive.

What do you think is gonna happen when Rickon shows up? What crazy power is he gonna have?

I hope it's the power to transform into a giant and carefully step around people.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Who What Now posted:

What do you think is gonna happen when Rickon shows up? What crazy power is he gonna have?

I hope it's the power to transform into a giant and carefully step around people.

People who watch the show said Rickon showed up to the battle of the bastards and to some arrows as he ran away. One was a Texas heart shot.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

bloom posted:

iirc the Mad King put Jaime on the kingsguard as a gently caress you to Tywin.

yep, it was at a tourney where tywin was hoping to betroth Cersei to Rhaegar iirc

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
I'm really glad the show has a plot again even if its just racing from set piece to set piece.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
I could be wrong since it has been awhile since I read the books. But either it was a gently caress you by the mad king to Tywin or it was Jaime wanting to be closer to Cersei when she was queen. The later might be from Tywin finding a way to get Jamie out of the kingsguard and Jamie refusing.

Bottom line is I miss Charles Dance on the show.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
They should bring all the old, non-cremated major characters back as zombies. Please let Jon fight the corpses of thousands of years of starks in the winterfell basement for some reason, concluding with bran the builder or whoever.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

rip dickon (cool porn name)

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Trast posted:

Bottom line is I miss Charles Dance on the show.
Friggin A. Charles Dance is a sad loss to the show. The dude just dominated every scene he was in.

Also Michael McElhatton with his silky voice. :blush:

Now it's all bloody millenial bait. Might as well be the fucken OC.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Corky Romanovsky posted:

People who watch the show said Rickon showed up to the battle of the bastards and to some arrows as he ran away. One was a Texas heart shot.

Oh poo poo, I completely forgot about that, lmao

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
GoT thread: might as well be the fucken OC

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Durzel posted:

Friggin A. Charles Dance is a sad loss to the show. The dude just dominated every scene he was in.

Also Michael McElhatton with his silky voice. :blush:

Now it's all bloody millenial bait. Might as well be the fucken OC.

You can actually track the shows quality by the season and how many talented actors they threw into the bin Lmao

Are they even gonna do zombie catelyn or has that plot line been abandoned too?

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011

bloom posted:

iirc the Mad King put Jaime on the kingsguard as a gently caress you to Tywin.
Did Jaime care about it though? He was banging his sister in secret anyway.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
If Tywin were still around, he'd have married Jon and Danerys, but them on the Iron Throne, adopted them as his surrogate children using the last name "Lannister", and rode Drogon himself to kill the NK before the wall fell.

He then would have banged Olenna Tyrell, married her, and used her gold to settle all the crowns debts. Jamie and Cersei would have been executed, and Tryion would be banished to some nice brothel in Volantis forever.

Tinfoil Papercut fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Aug 31, 2017

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Lil Peeler posted:

You can actually track the shows quality by the season and how many talented actors they threw into the bin Lmao

Are they even gonna do zombie catelyn or has that plot line been abandoned too?

Seems dumb to throw that in at this point. The show's almost over

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

facebook jihad posted:

Seems dumb to throw that in at this point. The show's almost over

Which is why it's loving hilarious to think about grrm wracking his brain to tie the plots together so that they somehow work with the show

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

rgocs posted:

Did Jaime care about it though? He was banging his sister in secret anyway.
There was some story about this where Tywin quit as hand and took Cersei back to casterly rock once they did it, guaranteeing they'd be apart.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Lil Peeler posted:

You can actually track the shows quality by the season and how many talented actors they threw into the bin Lmao

Are they even gonna do zombie catelyn or has that plot line been abandoned too?

zombie cayt has been left out because, i kinda quote "we didnt want to waste her talent on a silent zombie"

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
wasnt there like a fake targaryan and all sorts of other idiocy too

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Is Jaime still even part of the Kingsguard? Or did Joffrey let him off the hook?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

If Tywin were still around, he'd have married Jon and Danerys, but them on the Iron Throne, adopted them as his surrogate children using the last name "Lannister", and rode Drogon himself to kill the NK before the wall fell.

He then would have banged Olenna Tyrell, married her, and used her gold to settle all the crowns debts. Jamie and Cersei would have been executed, and Tryion would be banished to some nice brothel in Volantis forever.

The ending we want but not the one we deserve. The biggest misstep this show made was with Cersei post walk of shame. She got off loving easy all things considered but after her book material ran out she just started winning through bad writing rather than anything clever.

iraqniphobia
Aug 21, 2003

Who What Now posted:

Is Jaime still even part of the Kingsguard? Or did Joffrey let him off the hook?


Tommen kicked him out of the guard after he tried to rescue margaery from the sparrows, saying something like "when you attack the faith you attack the crown"

iraqniphobia fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Aug 31, 2017

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I hope a giant steps on some more people.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


shovelbum posted:

wasnt there like a fake targaryan and all sorts of other idiocy too

There was a fake one and also a real one who died his hair to remain hidden

The fake one got burned by dragons and the real one is still alive I think

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Gurm sucks as a writer but he's a much better writer than the dreck doing the show now.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Man overbored
"All fans on dreck!"

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