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Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
The TUE list is pointless because those are the people that are more than likely following the rules.

I don't know about Tevez and Heinze (it is kind of shady that two players for the same country are exempted for using the same substance), but Gomez probably had a legitimate medical condition that required treatment. You're not going to become Wolverine by using a loving inhaler.

I think the jury is still out on dexamethosone. There's more evidence backing predinisone increasing performance, but that sample size is small. I've also seen what long-term prednisone use can do to someone and the risks definitely outweigh whatever benefit, if any, Nelsen would have gotten. The fact that you can get an exemption for any glucocorticoid (which is what both dexamethasone and prednisone are) instead of them being outright banned is indicative of how little they affect the integrity of a competition. My understanding of why WADA restricted them in the first place was as a means of ensuring the long-term safety and health of athletes rather than concerns over cheating.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

GutBomb posted:

If you're training to hard inflammation occurs then I don't really see what's wrong with treating it.

I don't even see what's wrong with doping really. If they just let everyone do it the playing field would be even. Baseball hasn't been as good as it was in the 90s where everyone was doping.

Kick rules out of football.

Doping is very unhealthy and bad for your body and it's immoral and illegal to force players who otherwise would not dope to sacrifice their health in order to keep up with players who are doping.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
football has enough problems with players dying on the pitch already

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
These bear fools should find out about the forbidden Spanish blood bank.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Jose posted:

football has enough problems with players dying on the pitch already

I wish this wasn't true but google brings more than one issue.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

vyelkin posted:

Doping is very unhealthy and bad for your body and it's immoral and illegal to force players who otherwise would not dope to sacrifice their health in order to keep up with players who are doping.

This is a good point and I hadn't thought of the people that perhaps aren't interested in doping.

Kick gutbomb out of football

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

We expect players to train so hard that many suffer lifelong injuries. Why shouldn't they also take drugs so they can kick a ball harder

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Vinestalk posted:

The TUE list is pointless because those are the people that are more than likely following the rules.

I don't know about Tevez and Heinze (it is kind of shady that two players for the same country are exempted for using the same substance), but Gomez probably had a legitimate medical condition that required treatment. You're not going to become Wolverine by using a loving inhaler.

I think the jury is still out on dexamethosone. There's more evidence backing predinisone increasing performance, but that sample size is small. I've also seen what long-term prednisone use can do to someone and the risks definitely outweigh whatever benefit, if any, Nelsen would have gotten. The fact that you can get an exemption for any glucocorticoid (which is what both dexamethasone and prednisone are) instead of them being outright banned is indicative of how little they affect the integrity of a competition. My understanding of why WADA restricted them in the first place was as a means of ensuring the long-term safety and health of athletes rather than concerns over cheating.

Its all a loving sham and teams shouldn't be able to employ doctors or medical staff at all, players should be treated by independent doctors with no financial ties to the team or sport.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Vinestalk posted:

My understanding of why WADA restricted them in the first place was as a means of ensuring the long-term safety and health of athletes rather than concerns over cheating.

I thought the restrictions on them was about them being used as masking agents for other, banned drugs and/or the metabolites of the restricted drugs being very similar to the metabolites of the banned ones so throwing off the tests, but I'm not sure if that's the case.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


African AIDS cum posted:

Its all a loving sham and teams shouldn't be able to employ doctors or medical staff at all, players should be treated by independent doctors with no financial ties to the team or sport.

This is an extremely correct post

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

How the hell would you find an "independent" doctor and keep them that way

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

GutBomb posted:

Those really are all just therapeutic drugs though. When I had tendinitis I had the same corticosteroid and it just helps inflammation heal faster. It really seems like much ado about nothing. I guess aside from the few uses of coke and E but those are obviously recreational and wouldn't have any positive effect on performance.

You do not use dexamethasone for tooth ache lmao


I mean at higher intravenous doses it has pain modulating effects but a dumb rear end sports doctor isn't thinking about that

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

A competent, independent, doctor paid a cool 7 to 8 figgies (preferably someone who is a regular on the world's most troll free forums football section) would throw a ton of these tue's out.

I've had a look at loads of the fancy bears leaks and the indications get laughed at by actual specialist's. For example you do not use triamcinolone for adult asthma, a poo poo load of athletes are on it for that though.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Vegetable posted:

How the hell would you find an "independent" doctor and keep them that way

Have clubs hire doctors for their rivals

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Blue Star Error posted:

Have clubs hire doctors for their rivals

I can only imagine the club that got their doctors hired by Arsenal would end up with Michelle Ferrari and his team after Arsenal use their usual medical competence to try and sabotage the recipients

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Arsenal would end up with Dr Mengele.

and it would be an improvement

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

JFairfax posted:

Arsenal would end up with Dr Mengele.

and it would be an improvement

They would get the dodgy looking dude in the locker room at Jon Jones' power lifting gym

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Byolante posted:

They would get the dodgy looking dude in the locker room at Jon Jones' power lifting gym

You know how you can deadlift 200lbs more, just magic

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

African AIDS cum posted:

Its all a loving sham and teams shouldn't be able to employ doctors or medical staff at all, players should be treated by independent doctors with no financial ties to the team or sport.

Agreed wholeheartedly.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I thought the restrictions on them was about them being used as masking agents for other, banned drugs and/or the metabolites of the restricted drugs being very similar to the metabolites of the banned ones so throwing off the tests, but I'm not sure if that's the case.

You could be right. I would be surprised if those are successful masking agents in the world of readily available mass-spec and increasingly sensitive/precise analyzers, but I honestly don't enough about the biochem of masking agents or current PEDs. I do know that we've progressed a long way from liquid chromatography testing which has a history of being not really accurate and struggling with metabolites/compounds of similar characteristics.

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

A competent, independent, doctor paid a cool 7 to 8 figgies (preferably someone who is a regular on the world's most troll free forums football section) would throw a ton of these tue's out.

I've had a look at loads of the fancy bears leaks and the indications get laughed at by actual specialist's. For example you do not use triamcinolone for adult asthma, a poo poo load of athletes are on it for that though.

loving :lol:

I should read the leaks, I guess. I thought the TUEs would be pretty innocent.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
:rolleyes: about the performance enhancing capabilities of the drugs listed as therapeutic exemptions.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
Also thorns to the Fancy Bears on this for leaking what is actually strictly confidential and personal protected health information of fellow human beings. What if someone had a therapeutic exemption for mental health medications?

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

JFairfax posted:

Arsenal would end up with Dr Mengele.

and it would be an improvement

That's one way to peg back those pesky Spurs.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Also thorns to the Fancy Bears on this for leaking what is actually strictly confidential and personal protected health information of fellow human beings. What if someone had a therapeutic exemption for mental health medications?

Going out on a limb here but my guess is that Russian hackers don't give a gently caress.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Does the "Therapeutic Medical Exception" cover the IV drip/escort service that Nasri was busted for using?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

BrigadierSensible posted:

Does the "Therapeutic Medical Exception" cover the IV drip/escort service that Nasri was busted for using?

No because he would have needed to get the TUE before he got the rub and tug

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/maddie_m_lee/status/900871320568811520
I'm surprised this is illegal in Mormon country

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
It's okay if you're not brown

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

brocked posted:

It's okay if you're not brown

im not

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/maddie_m_lee/status/900871320568811520
I'm surprised this is illegal in Mormon country

Gotta marry them first. Thems the rules.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

in most top flight leagues you wouldn't expect a first team professional footballer to get so drunk three weeks into the season that he falls in a river and nearly dies

but that's the magic of the SPL

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-41071609

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/xavi-wins-1-million-qatar-riyals-lottery

quote:

Reacting to the prize that definitely isn't a marketing ploy with quotes that are definitely from him, the midfielder said: “Winning the cash prize was an unexpected but welcome surprise.
"I'd opened my account with Doha Bank on December 5, 2016, as I had taken interest in the Al Dana programme after hearing about how Doha Bank encourages their customers to save money, and get a chance to become millionaires as well as the opportunity to win other cash prizes.
"I started to invest with the Al Dana Savings programme, aiming to win the QAR 1 million."

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

The real crime are those jean shorts Xavi is wearing while receiving that giant cheque.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Actually jorts are the perfect clothes for skipping around a slave state in.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
http://www.football365.com/news/rooney-arrested-on-suspicion-of-drink-driving-report

Wazza's getting done for drink driving

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Drunk driving > Drink driving, so far as descriptors go

Unless he was drinking while driving, then I can be persuaded

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


In a VW Beetle to add insult to injury.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
lolllll imagine being a literal centimillionaire and driving yourself around drunk in a VW beetle just imagine

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
It was the nice office girl he was trying to bang's car

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



TheBigAristotle posted:

It was the nice office girl he was trying to bang's car

More like the tea lady knowing Rooney

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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

lolllll imagine being a literal centimillionaire and driving yourself around drunk in a VW beetle just imagine

Living the dream

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