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I would blow Dane Cook posted:im permabanned poster haierstomper58. i first started reading about martial arts when i was about 19. by 21 i got really obsessed with the concept of "qi" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "taiji" and "i should breath into my stomach" in my head for hours, and my stomach would get really round, start getting really bad bloating etc, basically hiatal hernia. im now on proton pump inhibitors. i always wondered what the kind of "Chinese" style of breathing was all about; i think it's the esophagus leaking in to the stomach, what TCM theory considered to be the cause of diabetes and hypertension. i would advise all people who "get" qi to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to acid reflux. HALLOU. yo these things are rarely that funny but u did real good on this one my man
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peanut posted:oppa If you ride motorcycle it keeps your hair from blowing all over the place
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:im permabanned poster haierstomper58. i first started reading about martial arts when i was about 19. by 21 i got really obsessed with the concept of "qi" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "taiji" and "i should breath into my stomach" in my head for hours, and my stomach would get really round, start getting really bad bloating etc, basically hiatal hernia. im now on proton pump inhibitors. i always wondered what the kind of "Chinese" style of breathing was all about; i think it's the esophagus leaking in to the stomach, what TCM theory considered to be the cause of diabetes and hypertension. i would advise all people who "get" qi to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to acid reflux. HALLOU.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 03:48 |
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It's really good but the HALLOU seals it. Haeir come back. Show us your suit.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 03:55 |
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I don't want haier to feel like the only weirdo, so here's my story: I inadvertently trained myself to belch very loudly by swallowing lots of air when I was a kid.
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LOL, you guys are silly. "Hurr, Haier thinks he can breath without using his lungs. Racist!" It's just means the way we breath and what expands the most when breathing. Chest, shoulders, ribs, stomach. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragmatic_breathing quote:Diaphragmatic breathing, or deep breathing is breathing that is done by contracting the diaphragm, a muscle located horizontally between the thoracic cavity and abdominal cavity. Air enters the lungs and the chest rises and the belly expands during this type of breathing. Diaphragmatic breathing is also known scientifically as eupnea, which is a natural and relaxed form of breathing in all mammals. Eupnea occurs in mammals whenever they are in a state of relaxation, i.e. when there is no clear and present danger in their environment. Even this wikihow page is saying you have practice at it daily. http://www.wikihow.com/Do-Abdominal-Breathing Google "abdominal vs diaphragmatic breathing." All of the deep "stomach" breathing pages are yoga, Buddhist, and alternative medicine pages. Practicing the deep "stomach" breathing at all times leads to taking in bits of air into the actual stomach and then getting bloated. Even the taiji man's example of "babys breath into their stomach, so happy" shows up as one of the Google search options. http://www.simple-remedies.com/childrens-health/abdominal-breathing-in-infants.html quote:Abdominal breathing is the right type of breathing for infants and children. In adults, diaphragmatic or abdominal breathing is still retained but chest breathing will become the involuntary norm. And here's a presentation by a mysterious Chinese doctor with dried semen on his shirt talking about toxins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg9XYicHqKo Here's a physical therapist talking about it. http://www.coreexercisesolutions.com/belly-breathing/ quote:Sure, that’s a better start than breathing into your shoulders, but too much belly movement is a bad thing and can prevent your abdominal separation from healing, cause back pain, hip pain and core instability. It was 14 years ago and I got into the habit of deep breathing with stomach expansion all the time.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:13 |
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Turn left Haier, turn left!!!
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:19 |
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personally i breathe directly into my ballsack. the lungs aren't even involved, it's just air -> mouth -> nuts
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TTerrible posted:You don't understand, westerners are different.
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JewKiller 3000 posted:personally i breathe directly into my ballsack. the lungs aren't even involved, it's just air -> mouth -> nuts
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The Method of Anal Breathing The Method of Anal Breathing is a beginner’s version of Tao’s Harmonic Qi Gong, which focuses mostly on the lower part of the body. The Method Of Anal Breathing helps young men suffering from weak erection and youth impotence problems. Passed down from the Tao masters in China, the technique enhances the bioenergy flow from two major channels in the body—the Governor Vessel and Conception Vessel. Dr. NK Lin, a prominent ‘sexpert’ has advocated the benefits of this technique for years. How It's Done
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:32 |
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I was going to make an rear end breathing joke but(t), welp.
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In case someone needs a new av: For a title I suggest: Start with a simple "butt exercise".
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McGavin posted:The Method of Anal Breathing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRiChK0Q_FI
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Sorry, I think I was just having a bad day. When you say push it out do you mean back? Or do you mean push out like pushing out gas? And are you talking about the anal sphinkter muscle? Where gas comes out. I still do not understand anal breathing. Can someone please explain to me more. Thanks. It is still difficult to understand. When you say push the anus out do you mean back and when you say up do you mean contract? Ok, I dont know how to pull my anus back and up. I dont know what the feeling of air in my anus and tailbone and spine is. I dont think so. I dont know, I think I had it wrong. I am worried I will never learn how to do anal breathing. Can someone teach me how to do anal breathing so I do not worry anymore?
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D0PLggo494
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:52 |
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Oh God I'm literally dying laughing RN.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:56 |
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god drat it
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 05:21 |
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I have become (anal) breath.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 05:29 |
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It is literally 4.20 minutes video of a overweight man clenching his butt while fully naked doing his hardest not to turn around. I didn't watch the hole thing as that is like staring at the sun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLT_jcOQ8qU
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oohhboy posted:It is literally 4.20 minutes nice
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oohhboy posted:It is literally 4.20 minutes video of a overweight man clenching his butt while fully naked doing his hardest not to turn around. I didn't watch the hole thing as that is like staring at the sun. A black hole sun?
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Haier, maybe you should practice old school bodybuilding stomach vacuums to balance out your belly breathing habit. It sounds like belly breathing encourages diastasis recti. Stomach vacuums help exercise your inner abdominal wall, which would reverse this bloating effect.
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Flyball posted:A black hole sun? More of a partial ellipse.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:This took a fun turn. How did you not fart yourself to death
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WarpedNaba posted:What do you think his posts are Greased with gutter oil.
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Actually, have read a few meditative books that state meditative stomach breathing was NEVER intended to be done constantly, but this was picked up as an emotional control thing by hyper-Confucian cultures. I think this was from David Chapman's Meaningness blog? Doing it all the time is essentially a form of over-training.
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oohhboy posted:Greased with gutter oil. In a five piece suit.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 06:19 |
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Jesus what the hell is going on here today?
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Lowtax just put up the ban me thread. Months and months ago, I talked about waiting until the next one of those to get banned and retire this account. I think the timing is good. I leave China in a couple days to go back to my comfortable sweaty life in a tier-two city in India. Coincidentally, a married couple I am friends with here in China just bought tickets to India for a holiday and will be passing through one of the places I will be in, so they want me to show them all the local stuff I know and buy me huge dinners. I graciously accepted, and I can't wait to see their faces when I take them through the poor areas with kids making GBS threads in the street. Perhaps I can poo poo with the kids and bring my selfie stick so we can remember the moment forever.Escape Addict posted:Haier, maybe you should practice old school bodybuilding stomach vacuums to balance out your belly breathing habit. https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ms-fit5.htm I will definitely try it. Paladin posted:Actually, have read a few meditative books that state meditative stomach breathing was NEVER intended to be done constantly, but this was picked up as an emotional control thing by hyper-Confucian cultures. I think this was from David Chapman's Meaningness blog? Doing it all the time is essentially a form of over-training. Since Confucianism has so much about control, I would totally believe they would alter or introduce things to make people more receptive if they believed it might work. Practically all of old and current Chinese culture is just a set of controlling rules designed to shame and force people to not think for themselves or act in a way that doesn't benefit their hierarchy.
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Outrail posted:Jesus what the hell is going on here today? Haier went native and now this thread is about anal breathing. All hail the China thread!
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A good friend of mine leaves in a few days for a few weeks in China. He's paying for it, but it's associated with his law enforcement employer so they bought him some travel gear. I wonder how much spy equipment will be placed in his room? Anyway, he's half Chinese but doesn't speak it much and hardly ever visits, and I've no idea how much family he has there. But he's all about how China will rise and a while ago I mentioned street making GBS threads and he was all "yeah right, as if". Next time I see him he says he googled it and was thoroughly disgusted. I look forward to hearing stories about his trip and kinda hope he gets Chinard in some way without it really impacting his holiday in any way beyond having a silly story to tell. While he looks vaguely Asian, he has a serious Fu Manchu moustache/beard thing going on and dresses like a goon so who knows how he will be treated. He told me he was going to buy some local alcohol to take over for family and I suggested he not buy the best quality, just get the highest alcohol content. Sound about right?
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RIP Haier: Tried for Fundamentalist Tao, got Ritualist Tao, died of an exploded asslung.
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Gromit posted:He told me he was going to buy some local alcohol to take over for family and I suggested he not buy the best quality, just get the highest alcohol content. Sound about right? More or less. Cheap whiskey is a good bet, nobody knows any better. Or any sweet wine as long as it's French.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 07:22 |
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New thread title earned.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 07:24 |
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Hallooooouuuuuu!
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Haier you are like one of the best posters in GBS please don't peace out in a banme thread
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