Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Mikl posted:

Yeah, I get that, but still: shouldn't baseball and softball use the same cleats? And also, football and soccer are one sport, so why two different sections?

Stop saying football and soccer are one sport.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Mikl posted:

Same goes for football and soccer, why have two separate sections for the same sport?

Mikl posted:

And also, football and soccer are one sport, so why two different sections?

http://i.imgur.com/FOwZ77O.mp4

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Hope this helps

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




ty

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Ok, now I have no problem with this. Thanks.

e. Wait a second, now football's missing!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Mikl posted:

Yeah, I get that, but still: shouldn't baseball and softball use the same cleats? And also, football and soccer are one sport, so why two different sections?

football and american football

e: gently caress

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Football cleats and football boots.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

No rugby cleats or hockey footwear. 2/10 chart.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
What about association football?

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/GVKjxsP.gifv

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011


lol

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Caufman posted:

Walking shoes and running shoes? My God, I'm not a sapeur!

I've been trying to parse this for a while now. Sapeurs are those little green shits from warcraft that go kaboom right?

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I know it might as well have been a year ago, but we were just talking about sapeurs on the previous page.

Yes, they're fashion-conscious goblin suicide bombers who accessorize obsessively to escape the unhappiness of their impoverished lives.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

What's... where's... how do I even begin to describe your pants/belt situation?

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's the style! Jeez!

It's a sad sad day when people on this forum don't get these references and instead derail about fashion in Africa.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Shut up, Uncle Ray.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Fun fact about Alpacas. When they get scared, they smell like popcorn.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


The Virgin Alpaca vs The Chad Llama.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

That llama sounds like it parties.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

¡Cuidado, llamas!

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

Look, let me explain what's wrong with sexy engineer woman who is "quirky" you god damned suckerfish,


bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Aww. Can't it be both?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

After all those years of Winamp whipping its rear end, there's no wonder why the llama is hardened and bitter.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dkN0YIBjEM

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



A lot of monkeys in captivity learn to do this. People will flip them off, they'll copy them, and then the person who flipped them the bird laughs and throws some food.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Secondyearofmarriage.jpg

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Wasn't there a goon who starved their kids so they could buy star wars toys or something?

If its the goon I'm thinking of it wasn't toys, it was a some $3000+ gaming rig, and child services took their kids away.
However they cleaned up their act and had the kids returned to them.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Immortalized in the E/N Comics thread if anybody can find that.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm picturing some binding of Isaac poo poo.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

My friend thought llamas were fictional until she was 16

This always makes me laugh though maybe it's a macro or w/e

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Wasn't there a goon who starved their kids so they could buy star wars toys or something?

You are thinking of the Blue Story saga.

Highlights of which are: Her asking how to budget for her family, but required items are $500 a week on STar Wars toys, and multiple hundreds on Kids In the Hall T-Shirts.
Her husband had a bullshit fake food allergy where he would gag if there was so much as an unpeeled orange, or vegetable in the same room.
Her husband being a terrible autist who would just stop talking to her if he didn't like the question, or if he felt awkward.
Her insisting that said husband, (with crippling autism and fake allergy), had superior genes and she must get impregnated by him.
Some poo poo about froofy sandwiches that I don't remember exactly.
She got pregnant and due to her inability to cook even the most basic of foods, (I remember her coming in to the thread and expecting praise for having used hamburger helper to make a really awful looking meal), the baby had some health issues.

Then the thread was closed. Lord knows where she is now.

The guy that spent more on his computer than he did on his wet floored garbage filled trailer, whose 5 year old daughter got up and went to school without waking him is a Goon Success Story. As last I heard he cleaned up his life, and trailer, and got his kids back. I think it involved selling the computer.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

BrigadierSensible posted:

You are thinking of the Blue Story saga.

Then the thread was closed. Lord knows where she is now.

Extrapolating from known evidence...

stand by------- stand by------- analysis complete.

Most likely present status: On fire / mouldering.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

whose 5 year old daughter got up and went to school without waking him

On a weekend. Some old lady found her and asked where she lived. IIRC

That was hearthbreaking but yeah, a success story in the end :unsmith:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Foxhound posted:

On a weekend. Some old lady found her and asked where she lived. IIRC

That was hearthbreaking but yeah, a success story in the end :unsmith:
CPS Took My Kids


And Mjaulm's illustration from the E/N Comic thread, which for some mysterious reason isn't goldmined.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot
reign of fire

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

silly dog please don't drink that it will hurt your bones

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply