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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Phylodox posted:

Dude, seriously, I've never seen someone flail around so strenuously trying to convince someone (yourself?) that good movie is really bad movie. You just keep popping up at random doing your whole "This movie is banal! Have I mentioned how banal this banal movie is? Banal!" schtick, then, if anyone actually engages with you and explains why you're wrong this time, you pivot around from argument to argument trying to make some point that only you understand. I guess it's that action movies' callous disregard for the lives of their minor antagonists is somehow unsupportable now? I guess meekly surrendering to people who very obviously mean you ill should be everyone's go-to move. Or completely forgetting someone you very recently had sex with even exists is totally normal, healthy behaviour? God, what kind of goon thinks that's unhealthy?!?

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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Phylodox posted:

Dude, seriously, I've never seen someone flail around so strenuously trying to convince someone (yourself?) that good movie is really bad movie. You just keep popping up at random doing your whole "This movie is banal! Have I mentioned how banal this banal movie is? Banal!" schtick, then, if anyone actually engages with you and explains why you're wrong this time, you pivot around from argument to argument trying to make some point that only you understand. I guess it's that action movies' callous disregard for the lives of their minor antagonists is somehow unsupportable now? I guess meekly surrendering to people who very obviously mean you ill should be everyone's go-to move. Or completely forgetting someone you very recently had sex with even exists is totally normal, healthy behaviour? God, what kind of goon thinks that's unhealthy?!?

:lol:

What seems to have happened is that you've reached a boiling point of cognitive dissonance. You have to reconcile two incompatible thoughts - that GotG1 is a sensitive, soul-searching movie about trauma and love, and that GotG1 is (by your own admission) the kind of action movie where the lives of certain characters and groups are treated with casually sociopathic disregard. GotG being about love and family as you describe can't really be reconciled with Quill killing people for the sake of money. It'd have to be satirical.

I'm not criticizing GotG1 for having it's protagonist be a remorseless killer who's also a goofball manchild. I'm criticizing how the creators did not do enough with this Zapp Brannigan-esque characterization, which led to them making an incomplete satire.

BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Aug 30, 2017

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

I've never added anyone to my ignore list before, but I'm pretty tempted, let me tell you.

Can't do it on mobile, though, can you?

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
When asked why a character killing people in order to make money doesn't count as characterization, "it's just an action movie so it's not important" is not an actual answer. The thing about action movies is that they foreground violence. Violence is the point. It's what's entertaining about them.

What happens in the movie is that Quill is living out his childhood fantasy of being a space adventurer, he kills people in order to further it, and it turns out that it was completely justified in retrospect. He then continues to kill the same group of people in order to save the galaxy. He's never punished for his murderous greed, it simply becomes irrelevant and is quickly forgotten when the scope of the conflict becomes clear. He becomes the moral pillar of the group because he lectures others on common sense behaviour like not storing bombs in unsafe places or not killing each other over insults. His decision to fight the villain in the end is an extension of that. There's no change from which this stems, he simply starts doing this after they escape from space prison, and his characterization as a Zapp Brannigan - esque wannabe is sidelined.

So what the movie is effectively saying isn't that Quill's space adventure fantasy isn't bad because it's empty and unfulfilling, but that it's too unambitious.

e: Consider the basic description of Quill's basic character arc: he's alone, and is truly happy when he finds a family.

You just need to add in why this happens and you'll see my point; he's alone as a solitary space adventurer who kills people for money, and is truly happy when he finds a family of space adventurers who kill terrorists for justice. The "depth" of the characters' internal lives is meant to make this plot palatable by distracting from it.

BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Aug 30, 2017

Serf
May 5, 2011


Phylodox posted:

I've never added anyone to my ignore list before, but I'm pretty tempted, let me tell you.

Can't do it on mobile, though, can you?

You could also just stop reading their posts. Its remarkably easy.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Chris Pratt expresses the character's surprise at having failed to kill a black man.

:stare:

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Chris Pratt expresses the character's surprise at having failed to kill a black man.

:staredog:

I can't think of any good faith reason for you to have gone back and edited this detail into your post.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

LeJackal posted:

I can't think of any good faith reason for you to have gone back and edited this detail into your post.

That was not the part that was edited in, so you don't have to.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

That was not the part that was edited in, so you don't have to.

:staredog:

I can't think of any good faith reason for you to have highlighted this detail into your post.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Phylodox posted:

I've never added anyone to my ignore list before, but I'm pretty tempted, let me tell you.

Can't do it on mobile, though, can you?

I think so, it's in there somewhere, you just can't reverse it from mobile I believe.

Some posters are just radioactive assholes and ignoring them is fine. :shrug:

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Phylodox posted:

I've never added anyone to my ignore list before, but I'm pretty tempted, let me tell you.

Can't do it on mobile, though, can you?

He's the only Goon I've ignored and yes you can do it on mobile. The weird thing is that as much as he hates this movie, it's the only thread I see him post in and the o ly thread where people actually engage him attempting actual discussion.

He's just a dweeb with bad opinions, possibly aspergers, and should just be ignored.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

LeJackal posted:

I can't think of any good faith reason for you to have highlighted this detail into your post.

It's a joke about how GotG features a white guy trying to kill a black man for the sake of money, and he's the sympathetic viewpoint character.

The observation that Quill is a greedy murderer is irreconcilable with him being an everyman schlub and audience stand-in, which is why fans are doing their best to ignore it. Even the movies try to ignore it, so it's understandable.

BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Aug 30, 2017

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Loudly talking about the users you've ignored instead of just ignoring them and moving on with your lives is a bad look IMO

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Phylodox posted:

Dude, seriously, I've never seen someone flail around so strenuously trying to convince someone (yourself?) that good movie is really bad movie. You just keep popping up at random doing your whole "This movie is banal! Have I mentioned how banal this banal movie is? Banal!" schtick, then, if anyone actually engages with you and explains why you're wrong this time, you pivot around from argument to argument trying to make some point that only you understand. I guess it's that action movies' callous disregard for the lives of their minor antagonists is somehow unsupportable now? I guess meekly surrendering to people who very obviously mean you ill should be everyone's go-to move. Or completely forgetting someone you very recently had sex with even exists is totally normal, healthy behaviour? God, what kind of goon thinks that's unhealthy?!?

how old are you that you get this far into an "I'm not flailing! You're flailing! YOU'RE FLAILING!!!" meltdown without stopping yourself and stepping away from a keyboard for a minute, about a comic book superhero movie of all things. do you have a family


BravestOfTheLamps posted:

When asked why a character killing people in order to make money doesn't count as characterization, "it's just an action movie so it's not important" is not an actual answer. The thing about action movies is that they foreground violence. Violence is the point. It's what's entertaining about them.

What happens in the movie is that Quill is living out his childhood fantasy of being a space adventurer, he kills people in order to further it, and it turns out that it was completely justified in retrospect. He then continues to kill the same group of people in order to save the galaxy. He's never punished for his murderous greed, it simply becomes irrelevant and is quickly forgotten when the scope of the conflict becomes clear. He becomes the moral pillar of the group because he lectures others on common sense behaviour like not storing bombs in unsafe places or not killing each other over insults. His decision to fight the villain in the end is an extension of that. There's no change from which this stems, he simply starts doing this after they escape from space prison, and his characterization as a Zapp Brannigan - esque wannabe is sidelined.

So what the movie is effectively saying isn't that Quill's space adventure fantasy isn't bad because it's empty and unfulfilling, but that it's too unambitious.

e: Consider the basic description of Quill's basic character arc: he's alone, and is truly happy when he finds a family.

You just need to add in why this happens and you'll see my point; he's alone as a solitary space adventurer who kills people for money, and is truly happy when he finds a family of space adventurers who kill terrorists for justice. The "depth" of the characters' internal lives is meant to make this plot palatable by distracting from it.

fighting Ronan isn't an extension of Quill's maturing. It's a thing that happens, but Ronan is explicitly and repeatedly shown to be a petulant child much like Quill trying to throw his weight around with hazardous materials he doesn't understand or control. He doesn't represent a more mature threat he's just a rumble in the sandbox with a bully, and Quill is onboard with stopping him (if not necessarily a straight-up fight with the bigger kid) the instant Gamora suggests it; it's what he does.

The point of Quill growing up is that he starts making efforts to accommodate other people in the Last Starfighter fantasy he is trapped in instead of just treating everyone like NPCs and discarding them as soon as they stop offering him instant gratification. He's still stuck in the world of his childhood fantasies, but he's able to let other people take the wheel or even, god forbid, be unpleasant to him, without an immediate reward. Quill's character arc in the movie has little to do with the nominal antagonist, except by contrasting what Quill would look like if he stayed as he was at the beginning; it's more like a lighter family-friendly version of the central tension of Westworld. This is sort of forgotten by the second movie, but the second movie is pretty lazy generally and I guess the Marvel franchise formula doesn't allow for a movie about a space pirate who retires peacefully to his space trailer with his space ninja wife and raccoon space son

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Aug 30, 2017

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Guy A. Person posted:

Loudly talking about the users you've ignored instead of just ignoring them and moving on with your lives is a bad look IMO

That's fair. You right.

RevolverDivider
Nov 12, 2016

BotL is by far and away the most garbage SMG imitator out there. Engaging him is a waste of time.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Franchescanado posted:

He's the only Goon I've ignored and yes you can do it on mobile.

I couldn't find an option to ignore on my iPhone, but it was there on Android. Weird.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Shame about the ignore. I was hoping to hear more about how dysfunctional it is to have a one-night stand.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

The point of Quill growing up is that he starts making efforts to accommodate other people in the Last Starfighter fantasy he is trapped in instead of just treating everyone like NPCs and discarding them as soon as they stop offering him instant gratification. He's still stuck in the world of his childhood fantasies, but he's able to let other people take the wheel or even, god forbid, be unpleasant to him, without an immediate reward.

Yeah, the basic problem is that there's no moment of reversal or epiphany about how stupid the whole fantasy life thing is, especially because the movie's universe actually ends up reflecting that fantasy life. Thus you end up with the bizarrely non-satirical story of a manchild living out a fantasy life of a space adventurer being rewarded and validated.

BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Aug 31, 2017

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Yeah, the basic problem is that there's no moment of reversal or epiphany about how stupid the whole fantasy life thing is, especially because the movie's universe actually ends up reflecting that fantasy life. Thus you end up with the bizarrely non-satirical story of a manchild living out a fantasy life of a space adventurer being rewarded and validated.

escapist fantasy, so what

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

starkebn posted:

escapist fantasy, so what

That's not really a defence when the criticism is that it's noxious escapism.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I dunno if his space fantasy is so much escapism as a coping mechanism for a boy thrust into a huge, weird, dangerous galaxy where alien empires, magical superweapons, and malevolent demi-gods are a fact of life.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

That's not really a defence when the criticism is that it's noxious escapism.

I don't believe every film has to have a good moral message, so what

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Inescapable Duck posted:

I dunno if his space fantasy is so much escapism as a coping mechanism for a boy thrust into a huge, weird, dangerous galaxy where alien empires, magical superweapons, and malevolent demi-gods are a fact of life.

Escapism is by definition a coping mechanism.


starkebn posted:

I don't believe every film has to have a good moral message, so what

Well, as you say, that's just your personal belief.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

People need to cope with the lovely parts of life. It's not weird at all to want and need escapism. It's human.

gently caress sakes god loving drat

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I mean, 'escapism' implies he's not in touch with reality or perceiving the world inaccurately, when Star-Lord pretty much knows how to look at the world and his main issue is accepting an ensemble cast rather than being a loner. I think he was compared to Ronan, who as a religious fanatic has his own self-centred, myopic view of the world where he's the hero destroying evil, and he is foiled when he is distracted by something that confuses him because it doesn't fit into his worldview (his enemy suddenly breaking into a dance). Star-Lord survives, even thrives, because he knows exactly what kind of universe he's in, but that knowledge also makes him come off as crazy. Like a lesser Deadpool.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

CelticPredator posted:

People need to cope with the lovely parts of life. It's not weird at all to want and need escapism. It's human.

gently caress sakes god loving drat

You're making a passionate plea in the defence of a fictional thirty-something playing out a fantasy life modelled after Han Solo, because that's such a human thing to do.


Inescapable Duck posted:

I mean, 'escapism' implies he's not in touch with reality or perceiving the world inaccurately, when Star-Lord pretty much knows how to look at the world and his main issue is accepting an ensemble cast rather than being a loner. I think he was compared to Ronan, who as a religious fanatic has his own self-centred, myopic view of the world where he's the hero destroying evil, and he is foiled when he is distracted by something that confuses him because it doesn't fit into his worldview (his enemy suddenly breaking into a dance). Star-Lord survives, even thrives, because he knows exactly what kind of universe he's in, but that knowledge also makes him come off as crazy. Like a lesser Deadpool.

This just means that Star-Lord is aware that he's living out a fantasy. In the second movie he complains about how his romance arc with Gamora isn't playing out like he wants to. A Wizard of Goatse's comparison to vidoe games is pretty on-point: Peter Quill almost acts like someone in a very immersive video game. This is why he's validated despite being such a goof: he's doing the equivalent of picking only the sarcastic/funny responses in a Bioware RPG/a Telltale game, but the story can only end with his triumph and thus it doesn't impact the plot.

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

CelticPredator posted:

People need to cope with the lovely parts of life. It's not weird at all to want and need escapism. It's human.

gently caress sakes god loving drat

Not all catharsis has to be escapism, and not all escapism has to pander to our basest instincts and beliefs.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
To put things even more simply: why, when you can imagine doing literally anything, do you imagine killing people for money? Like, that's the best you can come up with?

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
At this point I don't even know what movie we're talking about.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Name one thing cooler than killing people for money.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Yaws posted:

Name one thing cooler than killing people for money.

Killing money for people.

- Zizek

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Phylodox posted:

At this point I don't even know what movie we're talking about.

The Guardians' job is to kill things. They're paid to kill things, or just do it pro bono for galactic security. It's how their heroism is expressed. People do their best to conceal this fact by talking about how heart-warming the movies are.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Yeah, the basic problem is that there's no moment of reversal or epiphany about how stupid the whole fantasy life thing is, especially because the movie's universe actually ends up reflecting that fantasy life. Thus you end up with the bizarrely non-satirical story of a manchild living out a fantasy life of a space adventurer being rewarded and validated.

it's not really attempting to reject it, so much as it's a "self-aware" rehash of the previous generation's action movies that points up how silly they are while going through the exact same strokes. It's a Marvel comic book space opera, it's not going to condemn living in a fantasy world because the whole reason it exists is to cater to an audience for whom that is a lifetime aspiration. It is opposed, specifically, to being a dick about it, and to a lesser extent being uncool, unselfaware, and unironic, which are the things that make living in a childish fantasy world acceptable to adults. There's plenty of character development and moral instruction in the movie, it just comes from a place where Peter Pan's problem wasn't hiding out in Neverland forever, it's that he treated the Lost Boys thoughtlessly.

Inescapable Duck posted:

I mean, 'escapism' implies he's not in touch with reality or perceiving the world inaccurately, when Star-Lord pretty much knows how to look at the world and his main issue is accepting an ensemble cast rather than being a loner. I think he was compared to Ronan, who as a religious fanatic has his own self-centred, myopic view of the world where he's the hero destroying evil, and he is foiled when he is distracted by something that confuses him because it doesn't fit into his worldview (his enemy suddenly breaking into a dance). Star-Lord survives, even thrives, because he knows exactly what kind of universe he's in, but that knowledge also makes him come off as crazy. Like a lesser Deadpool.

It's not accidental that the real, mundane Earth with its real problems and real people who aren't freaking space pirates is still there and Quill has had no desire to return to it since the death of his mother, when he can remain in his campy day-glo mishmash of space opera and consequence-free violence. People in touch with reality don't have problems like "accepting an ensemble cast" and don't solve their issues through an encyclopedic understanding of movie tropes.


SuperMechagodzilla posted:

To put things even more simply: why, when you can imagine doing literally anything, do you imagine killing people for money? Like, that's the best you can come up with?

this is what really creeped me the holy hell out about Inception. there's some incredibly empty people in Hollywood

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Aug 31, 2017

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
Killing and/or loving people is like...what being human is all about.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Murder is cool and good.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
There's nothing wrong with a character killing people in itself. But what we have is a situation where people react more strongly to space-rats being kicked than this:



Fans just stare blankly when asked what this says about Star-Lord.


Also, "You think! You can threaten! My Walkman!":



sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Also, "You think! You can threaten! My Walkman!":





Friendly reminder that Ego killed his beloved mother by giving her inoperable cancer, but yeah, it's about "my Walkman."

Your posting transcends being willfully dense, to the point where it reads like diagnostic criteria from the DSM at this point lol.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

sean10mm posted:

Friendly reminder that Ego killed his beloved mother by giving her inoperable cancer, but yeah, it's about "my Walkman."

Your posting transcends being willfully dense, to the point where it reads like diagnostic criteria from the DSM at this point lol.

Well he says as much: "You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman." And why are you offended by me seemingly belittling the murder of a fictional character? I wasn't even really judging GotG 2 with that, just pointing out the similarities between it and another movie. How paranoid are you?

e: "Friendly reminder that this fictional character gave another fictional character sclerolis".

BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Sep 1, 2017

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Well he says as much: "You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman."

"You not only killed my mother, but then destroyed the only thing I have of her, attempting to complete your physical murder by destroying my emotional bonds."

Seems like a pretty legitimate motivation.

Also, please don't compare Peter Quill to the genocidal megalomaniacal rapist Kal-El. It's offensive.

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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

LeJackal posted:

"You not only killed my mother, but then destroyed the only thing I have of her, attempting to complete your physical murder by destroying my emotional bonds."

Seems like a pretty legitimate motivation.

That's just over-explaining a joke. Quill equating his mother's murder with the loss of a Walkman is a good joke. For some reasons fans want to treat it seriously.


LeJackal posted:

Also, please don't compare Peter Quill to the genocidal megalomaniacal rapist Kal-El. It's offensive.

lol

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