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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



Your dark skin may help you hide in the shadows Luke but maybe next time on your stealth mission you don't wear the yellow satin shirt.

Luke Cage, Power Man #17

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anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

The chain-belt is the most silent accessory for the modern man.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Jungle Comics page 31

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


That guy must've pissed Stardust off.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Shockingly enough this is actually his origin story for why he wants to destroy the jungle which will piss off Fantomah. All this is just his own dumbassery by shooting a lion.

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need
Next panel: Ape smoking a cigarette. "Let's face it, you don't really come here for the *hunting*, now."

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Synthbuttrange posted:



Jungle Comics page 31

Mondays, am I right?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Synthbuttrange posted:



Jungle Comics page 31

If he survived that, he's either a shapeless blob of flesh now or the toughest motherfucker on the planet.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

prefect posted:

If he survived that, he's either a shapeless blob of flesh now or the toughest motherfucker on the planet.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



the end.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Maybe don't shoot lions then, jackass.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



purple death ray posted:

Maybe don't shoot lions then, jackass.

A Cautionary Tale for Dentists

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Who What Now posted:

I always liked the design of these droids. Shame about what they shlocky garbage they're in.

I make these for my kids all the time.

Morand
Apr 16, 2004

1: Start New Game
2: Start New Game
3: Start New Game


:aaa:
That is the best thing.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy




Batman #52. This is the debut of the fabled Giant Typewriter.

Beachcomber posted:

They're fine, but they were never credible antagonists because they acted like cartoons.

The Jedi are the actual antagonists of Star Wars. They're so credible that most people never realize it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Robin is willing to kill someone for his pun.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Push El Burrito posted:

Robin is willing to kill someone for his pun.

As long as it's not with a gun, he's in the clear.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

BravestOfTheLamps posted:





Batman #52. This is the debut of the fabled Giant Typewriter.


The Jedi are the actual antagonists of Star Wars. They're so credible that most people never realize it.

This guy gets it. Only a Jedi spouts crap like "only a sith deals in absolutes" and obseses over returning balance to the force when they're the ones in charge.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Batman #52. This is the debut of the fabled Giant Typewriter.

Not just the debut. We can also clearly see the return.

Also, this story definitely needs an appearance by Animal Man or someone similar to tell the Dynamic Duo that they and everyone they know is constantly talking in all caps.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.
Let's have a bunch of psychic supermen suppress all their emotions all the time and see how it works out.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Deadpool vs. The Punisher #5

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
We all know it ain't going away any time soon.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Metalshark posted:

It was pretty fun I thought. The Old Man Logan issue was fine, but is skippable, while Ghost Renom, Gwenompool, X-Venom3 and Venompool were all great. The X-23 issue is a remix of Innocence Lost and NYX, Gwenpool is still written by Hastings and sets up a fun mystery, and the Ghost Rider and Deadpool issues are ludicrous in the best way:


That kid's face in the bottom left will never stop cracking me up. :stare: Stokoe's art is always amazing.

Venomverse Deadpool.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


The apes learned torture from constant intrusion by safaris from the civilized world. A stirring endorsement for environmentalism and conservation.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Synthbuttrange posted:



Jungle Comics page 31

The man-hating elephant who happened to passing by is my favourite.

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Wheat Loaf posted:

The man-hating elephant who happened to passing by is my favourite.

Dum te dum, bum a bum bum, I love being an elephant. Just out for a stroll. drat, what a beeeeeyoooootiful day. There's just one thing that would make this day better, and that would be a GODAMN HUMAN TO gently caress WITH. Woah. Calm, calm, remember your breathing techniques. Calm and enjoy the....
*crash*
Well HOT drat! Everything's coming up me today!

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

TheCenturion posted:

Dum te dum, bum a bum bum, I love being an elephant. Just out for a stroll. drat, what a beeeeeyoooootiful day. There's just one thing that would make this day better, and that would be a GODAMN HUMAN TO gently caress WITH. Woah. Calm, calm, remember your breathing techniques. Calm and enjoy the....
*crash*
Well HOT drat! Everything's coming up me today!

Seriously, look at his face. There's no way he isn't saying, "Oh, boy!"

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

I assume it was "hot diggity drat"

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

TwoPair posted:

Deadpool vs. The Punisher #5


biggest eyeroll in the world

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Punkin Spunkin posted:

biggest eyeroll in the world

Seriously, at least those panels are making a good job of making fun of it

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer


Peter Parker The Spectacular Spider-Man #3

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

TwoPair posted:



Peter Parker The Spectacular Spider-Man #3

I never realized how much I want a comic series where Jonah investigates online scammers and uncovers something even more sinister, ultimately saving the day just like the superheros he despises.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If I knew about it, I would pay good money to Marvel for that.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Just 10 issues of J. Jonah Jameson solving crimes and righting wrongs.

Nerdietalk
Dec 23, 2014



Uncanny X-Men #96

Reading the Claremont run for the first time is an utter delight so far.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh man that's the episode where he freaks out with his laser beam and releases off brand Cthulhu!

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

TwoPair posted:



Peter Parker The Spectacular Spider-Man #3

Remove the first panel and this is much better. In no life whether this one or the next should J Jonah Jameson ever be sitting on a bean bag.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

You expect him to use a chair like that menace Spider-Man?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its a gym ball.

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I actually really like that JJJ might hate Spider-Man but he's also concerned about his posture and doesn't want to scuff up his floor.

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