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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




chief this case goes deeper than we thought

the boys at the lab say these arent normal joints—jazz cigarillos—that we're dealing w here. theyre telling me that, hold on, gonna check my notes, theyre saying it looks like someone managed to breed a kind of crabapple tree where the crabapples are packed w thc

thats thc sir, the most dangerous "high" chemical of the cannabis leaf

they dont know for sure, but from what they do know, we think this is coming from one of the gangs w some smarter panda hooligans

yes sir, im saying this is

punchymcpunch posted:

the weed of crime bears bitter fruit

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Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug

got any sevens posted:

makes sex better

check out the sexhaver over here :toot:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Schnorkles posted:

my gut is they have the votes for a clean increase to the debt ceiling, but there's some serious grumblings that may cause ryan to lose his head over it.

I would laugh, but idk who the HFC thinks they're going to get to take his place.

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
mice

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice



:godwinning: :sherman: :riker:

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Chokes McGee posted:

would you say they should

:cool:

give you some more?

do not discuss my traumatic head injury i sustained in my youth in this thread, please

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
we need a donald j trump tweet right now

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



everything's thunker:thunk: down where we're drunker
under the cspam

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



quote:

A cat tries to find dry ground around an apartment complex after it was inundated with water following Hurricane Harvey on August 30, 2017, in Houston, Texas.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zeroisanumber posted:

I would laugh, but idk who the HFC thinks they're going to get to take his place.

HFC?

Thinking???

:thunk:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

wanna rescue that cat

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




is that firkraag

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Sperry Chalet in Glacier NP burned down :(

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Unperson_47 posted:

everything's thunker:thunk: down where we're drunker
under the cspam

Sobers are dumb and suck

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



probably posted already but whatever

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/903398283984470016

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the unhappy cat and dog pics from houston make me grump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

a photographer lets a cat drown in an apartment complex

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
if he ends daca i hope he at least does right

with a weird multi part idiot tweet and no prior warning to anybody involved in the admin or government

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

Each morning I wake up, strip NAKED, cover myself in BOLOGNESE, sit on the FRONT LAWN, and yell TRUMP at people passing by

a powerful lesbian custom

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



the funny thing about the gimmicks as an interviewee is that for some positions where you know they're interviewing like 24+ people, standing out is actually quite good because everybody else tends to just blur together.

That said, I'm thinking about "gimmicks" as like, being casually informal while using very respectful language to their authority, or writing down everything they tell you. I am not thinking about pouring water all over their desk or wearing a horse head or (as one of my interviewees chose to do) chewing and spitting tobacco throughout.

Although who the gently caress knows what works in silicon valley. Maybe you could come in on a hoverboard with a clown suit and play it totally straight and instantly be made CEO

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

chief this case goes deeper than we thought

the boys at the lab say these arent normal joints—jazz cigarillos—that we're dealing w here. theyre telling me that, hold on, gonna check my notes, theyre saying it looks like someone managed to breed a kind of crabapple tree where the crabapples are packed w thc

thats thc sir, the most dangerous "high" chemical of the cannabis leaf

they dont know for sure, but from what they do know, we think this is coming from one of the gangs w some smarter panda hooligans

yes sir, im saying this is

the sun is shining






but the ice is slippery

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Hot take here gang

But in my opinion

the BEST Greek god

IS DIONYSUS

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i strongly dislike gimmicks when i interview but hey i'm just trying to make sure that you're cool and really the giant fuckoff skills test is what matters

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Epic High Five posted:

the funny thing about the gimmicks as an interviewee is that for some positions where you know they're interviewing like 24+ people, standing out is actually quite good because everybody else tends to just blur together.

That said, I'm thinking about "gimmicks" as like, being casually informal while using very respectful language to their authority, or writing down everything they tell you. I am not thinking about pouring water all over their desk or wearing a horse head or (as one of my interviewees chose to do) chewing and spitting tobacco throughout.

Although who the gently caress knows what works in silicon valley. Maybe you could come in on a hoverboard with a clown suit and play it totally straight and instantly be made CEO

Maybe for the startup Clwn, which is entirely about a cleaning company but the employees all dress up as clowns while they're cleaning.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



brugroffil posted:

Sperry Chalet in Glacier NP burned down :(

oh god climate change is causing the glaciers to sublimate directly into fire

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




din dins d'snooza is at it again

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Squizzle posted:

chief this case goes deeper than we thought

the boys at the lab say these arent normal joints—jazz cigarillos—that we're dealing w here. theyre telling me that, hold on, gonna check my notes, theyre saying it looks like someone managed to breed a kind of crabapple tree where the crabapples are packed w thc

thats thc sir, the most dangerous "high" chemical of the cannabis leaf

they dont know for sure, but from what they do know, we think this is coming from one of the gangs w some smarter panda hooligans

yes sir, im saying this is

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

rear end cobra posted:

if he ends daca i hope he at least does right

with a weird multi part idiot tweet and no prior warning to anybody involved in the admin or government

why settle for a tweet when we could have a press conference where he flies off the handle again?

2 minutes of DACA talk. Then a reporter questions his response to Harvey and he just goes wonko.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Al! posted:

a photographer lets a cat drown in an apartment complex

cant make an artmlette without breakin a few eggs

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

MAGA Warlord posted:

Hockey is insanely fun to play but expensive and inconvenient as poo poo

Yeah mos def, I'm finally inching back to playing on ice again, I've got some decent pads, helmet, etc, my stick from college is still in great shape (for 200 fuckin dollars it better be), but I still need skates and I'm putting aside stuff for registration too

I've still got my old roller hockey stuff and there is an outdoor rink but it's about 40 minutes north of Houston, so I usually get in some time with a few neighborhood dudes and their youngsters :v:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



mods please change my name to New Deal Jazz Saxophone

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Epic High Five posted:

I am not thinking about pouring water all over their desk or wearing a horse head or (as one of my interviewees chose to do) chewing and spitting tobacco throughout.

but do do that if u wanna be a baseballs man

write that down tayne

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Apparently that guy who got elected mayor of Hell, MI because he wanted to be a mayor and just wrote a bunch of towns until someone would let him be theirs just got impeached for banning all straight people from town

quote:

“Growing up, I was always told that homosexuals would go to Hell. Now the heterosexuals are trying to take this from us too,” he wrote in a official declaration.

http://www.newnownext.com/elijah-daniel-mayor-hell-bans-straight-people/08/2017/?xrs=synd_facebook_logo

this is a short but quality read and is 2017 as gently caress

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Tom Gorman posted:

Hot take here gang

But in my opinion

the BEST Greek god

IS DIONYSUS

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

rear end cobra posted:

we need a donald j trump tweet right now

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/539529416037384192

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

Apparently that guy who got elected mayor of Hell, MI because he wanted to be a mayor and just wrote a bunch of towns until someone would let him be theirs just got impeached for banning all straight people from town


http://www.newnownext.com/elijah-daniel-mayor-hell-bans-straight-people/08/2017/?xrs=synd_facebook_logo

this is a short but quality read and is 2017 as gently caress

this is amazing

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Tom Gorman posted:

Hot take here gang

But in my opinion

the BEST Greek god

IS DIONYSUS

wrong you dope its orpheus


wtf smhd

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




brugroffil posted:

mods please change my name to New Deal Jazz Saxophone

strong move imo

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



“Although I enjoyed my time as mayor, I’ve been informed that I’ve been impeached as mayor of Hell,” he tweeted. “This will not affect my presidential run.”

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


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