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New QA hire spotted
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:35 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:Nah, that would be due to my shitposting in real life or something. I don't have a housemate anymore. Costs me a lot for the extra spare room but gently caress it. Gotta IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO HAVE PROCEDURALLY GENERATED PLANETS ITS YOU!
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:36 |
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his nibs posted:New QA hire spotted "borken, borken, borken!"
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:37 |
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Thank heavens CIG has 4 (or is it 5, honest question) community managers to dispel doubt. Their activity with the community is astounding.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:38 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO HAVE PROCEDURALLY GENERATED PLANETS ITS YOU! I like my procedurally generated planets handcrafted also
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:39 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:"borken, borken, borken!" That's not DSP
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:40 |
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Latin Pheonix posted:I think i wrote it badly, but I was taking a jab at CIG from seeing the Dual Universe people include doors as their assets in the video Quavers put up . Ah, well that's just because they've picked some inferior, probably publisher-invented, fake-door tech, unlike CIG's glorious Scully-box requiring masterpiece. So I probably just overlook it for being such a horribly unfair comparison. his nibs posted:New QA hire spotted Pro gamer too — this will certainly improve CIG's chances.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:41 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:That's not DSP I don't understand Maybe...horror of horrors...I don't understand joke development?
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:42 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:I like my procedurally generated planets handcrafted also Mantis puts her hand on Elite: Dangerous. "I sense a vast, but empty presence. An earnest attempt, yet lacking in some areas." Star Citizen excitedly puts his hand up. "AHAHAHAHAHA DO ME NEXT! DO ME!*
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:43 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:43 |
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Toops posted:Doors are just trash mobs. Wait till they get to the first boss: ramps. Stairs are coming.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:43 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:I don't understand Its ok, my joke development was bugged and thats why it failed
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:44 |
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Must be a lead artist
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:46 |
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his nibs posted:Must be a lead artist Booo! Hisss!
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:46 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Mantis puts her hand on Elite: Dangerous. Mantis considers the request for long moments, places her hand on Star Citizen and says, "Sleep." She looks to Elite Dangerous and they both nod in understanding.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:48 |
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Hav posted:Stairs are coming. Where do they rank in comparison to sand worms?
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:48 |
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his nibs posted:New QA hire spotted do not doxx my street fighter secret techniques. thanks.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:48 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:Mantis considered the request, and then places her hand on Star Citizen and says, "Sleep." Mantis looks to a decrepit, old Roberts. "Now I know why you cry."
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:49 |
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Lazrin posted:
He's cosplaying as Chris
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:50 |
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okay last one
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:52 |
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PST posted:He's cosplaying as Chris This would have to be the most pathetic thing an individual could achieve in their lifetime.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:53 |
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his nibs posted:okay last one Please stop doxxing Ben and Alexa's while they are trying to sleep.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:54 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Please stop doxxing Ben and Alexa's while they are trying to sleep. You can't handle the immersion!
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:54 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:55 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:56 |
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Chris on a studio visit - defo last
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:57 |
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his nibs posted:You can't handle the immersion! *Ahem* Ben's so fat you have to upload him to imgirth Thank you! Thank you! Tip your waitresses, try to veal.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:57 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:*Ahem*
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:59 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Where do they rank in comparison to sand worms? Hurried out in the second-to-last episode after a slow build with way more characters than you thought possible spaced out with some random violence and a complete lack of tits.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:00 |
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his nibs posted:Chris on a studio visit - defo last Is it Richard Garriott that uses a robot with his face on the screen to visit his studio or am I thinking of someone else?
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:02 |
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Hav posted:Hurried out in the second-to-last episode after a slow build with way more characters than you thought possible spaced out with some random violence and a complete lack of tits. drat. We need snoopy caps. Snoopy cats on sand worms. Snoopy caps on tits. Not a joke.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:02 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:drat. We need snoopy caps. Snoopy cats on sand worms. Snoopy caps on tits. Not a joke. Note the lack of female models for the sandworm. You're gonna have to wake up, sheeple. These things are not coincidences. Numerology shows us that for Chris Roberts There are 12 letters in your name. Those 12 letters total to 64 There are 3 vowels and 9 consonants in your name. What your first name means: Greek Male Diminutive of Christopher: From the Greek word meaning 'carrier of Christ', Famous bearer: St Christopher, patron Saint of travellers, is believed to have carried the Christ-child across a river. English Male Diminutive of Christian: Follower of Christ. Chris is used as a diminutive of many masculine and feminine names beginning with Chris-, including Christian, Christina, Christine, and Christopher. English Female Diminutive of Christine: A variant of Christina. In the 1950s, Christine was one of the three most common feminine names in Britain. Famous people: American tennis player Chris Lloyd. Your number is: 1 The characteristics of #1 are: Initiating action, pioneering, leading, independent, attaining, individual. The expression or destiny for #1: A number 1 Expression denotes the skilled executive with keen administrative capabilities. You must develop the capacity to be a fine leader, sales executive, or promoter. You have the tools to become an original person with a creative approach to problem solving, and a penchant for initiating action. Someone may have to follow behind you to handle the details, but you know how to get things going and make things happen. You have a good mind and the ability to use it for your advancement. Because of these factors, you have much potential for achievement and financial rewards. Frequently, this expression belongs to one running a business or striving to achieve a level of accomplishment on ones talents and efforts. You have little need for much supervision, preferring to act on your own with little restraint. You are both ambitious and determined. Self-confident and self-reliant must be yours, as you develop a strong unyielding will and the courage of your convictions. Although you fear loneliness, you want to be left alone. You fear routine and being in a rut. You often jump the gun because you are afraid of being left behind. The negative attributes of the 1 Expression are egotism and a self-centered approach to life. This is an aggressive number and if it is over-emphasized it is very hard to live with. You do not have to be overly aggressive to fulfill your destiny. The 1 has a natural instinct to dominate and to be the boss; adhering to the concept of being number One. Again, you do not have to dominate and destroy in order to lead and manage. Your Soul Urge number is: 2 A Soul Urge number of 2 means: With the Soul Urge number 2, your motivation is centered on friendships, partnerships, and companionship. You want to work with others as a part of a cooperative team. Leadership is not important to you, but making a contribution to the team effort is. You are willing to work hard to achieve a harmonious environment with sensitive, genial people. In a positive sense, the 2 Soul Urge is sympathetic, extremely concerned and devoted. The nature tends to be very sensitive to others, always tactful and diplomatic. This element in your nature indicates that you are rather emotional. You are persuasive, but in a very quiet way, never forceful. You are the type that makes really close friendships because you are so affectionate and loving. If this number is over-emphasized in your makeup, you may be over-sensitive, with a delicate ego that is too easily hurt. You may be timid or fearful, too easygoing for your own good. Your Inner Dream number is: 8 An Inner Dream number of 8 means: You dream of success in the business or political world, of power and control of large material endeavors. You crave authority and recognition of executive skills. Your secret self may have very strong desire to become an entrepreneur. Coincidence? Sure, if you believe that juice didn't do nine elevens. Hav fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Sep 1, 2017 |
# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:12 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:That's not DSP If there was ever another "developer" you could hold up to Crobbers, and say its a close call, its DSP. But they actually get poo poo done, which is amazing given how they chronically cannot seem to actually finish a task fully, before moving on to something else. The constant revisions of previously completed work, that breaks said thing, and then it gets abandoned again, is very much up Crobbers ally though. Hobold fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Sep 1, 2017 |
# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:12 |
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Foo Diddley posted:And I think to myself Don't cry for me, I'm already dead...
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:14 |
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his nibs posted:Must be a lead artist
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:18 |
Jobbo_Fett posted:You don't have messages, but I got a cert for you. thanks
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:22 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:22 |
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[citation needed] on the cesspool comment.
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:25 |
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These fuckers didnt get the memo and are also hard selling "that which no one has done before" and offering their own crowdfunding platform after Kickstarter. Obviously the kickstarter pledges "were not enough" and an expanded vision is coming right up. Same style, same bullshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWZsuLmloo https://community.dualthegame.com/pledge I really hope the lessons learned from CIG do not reach them in time and crash as spectacularly and hilariously. MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Sep 1, 2017 |
# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:26 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 12:42 |
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big nipples big life posted:Is it Richard Garriott that uses a robot with his face on the screen to visit his studio or am I thinking of someone else? if robot lord british tried telling me what to do i'd punch it in the mouth
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# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:30 |