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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

you use it as an excuse to arrest anyone who looks suspicious op

all you have to do is calmly and rationally explain to the cop that you are not antifa, you are in fact a registered demAGHHHH MY FACE MY EYES I CANT SEE AGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Slugnoid posted:

how do you 'ban' antifa anyway? isnt it just the state of being anti-fascist? like a cop could walk up to you and say "are you antifa!" and you just say lol no im not.

unless they make protesting while wearing a black hoodie illegal, in which case you just turn up in a red one or something.

it'll be the hoodies and bandanas.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:59

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Al! posted:

all you have to do is calmly and rationally explain to the cop that you are not antifa, you are in fact a registered demAGHHHH MY FACE MY EYES I CANT SEE AGGHHHHHHHHHHH

wear tactical cammies and carry a gun and they'll buddy up with you in no time.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:59

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

show up to the next rally in white polos and tan pants just to confuse the poo poo out of everyone

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:00

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Instead of ignoring the victims of fascist violence, they're going to start arresting them

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:00

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:03

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Inescapable Duck posted:

Instead of ignoring the victims of fascist violence, they're going to start arresting them

and then they'll just arrest anyone who isn't a fascist because if you're not with them you're against them

oh dang that's the endgame isn't it

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:08

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Admiral Ray posted:

wear tactical cammies and carry a gun and they'll buddy up with you in no time.

time to dig out the red/black urban camo from my big boss cosplay

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:10

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Metal Gear Solid was a documentary.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:10

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Montasque posted:

Metal Gear Solid was a documentary.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:13

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

what if antifa, were president...

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:15

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Montasque posted:

Metal Gear Solid was a documentary.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:15

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

https://theintercept.com/2017/08/31/antifa-violence-gives-far-right-provocateurs-crave/

lol the specter of a militant left terrifies even the intrepid gumshoes at the intercept. i wonder if pierre and jeff bezos chat on the reg?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:18

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

Montasque posted:

Metal Gear Solid was a documentary.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:22

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Kjoery posted:

speaking of, does anyone here have some helpful statistics & graphs such as:

that help put into context the sheer absurdity of the "both sides" claim that keeps coming up?

i mean, im fairly certain that a couple smashed windows & that one limo that got set on fire don't compare at all to the history of prejudice-motivated murder & abortion clinic bombing/shooting that has, and still, occurs, but clean stats are really nice when arguing these things.

Someone would just argue that chart lacks relevant data because the rise in militant leftism happened after 2015.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:26

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

cargo cult posted:

https://theintercept.com/2017/08/31/antifa-violence-gives-far-right-provocateurs-crave/

lol the specter of a militant left terrifies even the intrepid gumshoes at the intercept. i wonder if pierre and jeff bezos chat on the reg?

lee fang's debate on delete your account was hilarious

it was just whataboutism after whataboutism ("what about the surveillance state!") and a demonstration that he has no idea about the background of most antifascist activists

"I know there are nazis marching in the street, but what about the sale of weapons by raytheon to the saudi government?"

libertarians are such boring worthless trash

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:36

Corek: May 11, 2013; by R. Guyovich

say lets check in on Jake Paul and what he's doing lately

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/08/jake-paul-mobbed-by-fans-while-buying-harvey-supplies.html

quote:

Jake Paul Is Having a Hard Time Saving People From Hurricane Harvey Because His Fans Keep Getting in the Way
By Madison Malone Kircher

After bidding his friends and family a dramatic and tasteless farewell � Hurricane Harvey has killed over 30 people � and setting off on the �dangerous mission� of driving from California to Houston to �save lives,� Jake Paul arrived in Texas this week. But his attempts to buy supplies and load up U-Haul trucks to bring to Harvey victims were tempered by his legion of fans who showed up, in droves, at the San Antonio Wal-Mart where Paul was shopping. An army of Jake Paulers � which is, admittedly a slightly better stan name than the Logangsters, who are fans of Paul�s brother Logan � took over the store parking lot. (These are the same fans who often mobbed Paul�s street at his house in L.A., prompting his neighbors to file a formal complaint against the social-media star.)

Video from KENS-5 shows Paul standing on top of his truck and yelling at the crowd and telling them they are behaving like �animals.� �Everyone calm down, we�re not here for a meet and greet,� Paul said. �We�re here to get supplies to the people in Hurricane Harvey. How are we going to help them if you guys are like � punching each other.� His pleas for people to �evacuate� appeared to go completely unheeded.

A second video from KENS-5 � a Texas news outlet that certainly shouldn�t have to be covering a social-media star wreaking havoc amid a genuine crisis � also shows Paul leaning out the side of his truck trying to push fans out of the way so the vehicle could drive off. A different video, posted on YouTube by a Team 10 (Paul�s social-media incubator) fan account, shows the truck driving away with fans clinging to it and to the Jet Skis and trailer attached to the back. (The same video also claims Paul ran over several fans and later shows emergency services in the Wal-Mart parking lot.) KEN- 5 reports 20 police officers were called to the scene to control the chaos. The fire department was also called after someone started setting off fireworks.

DramaAlert, a popular YouTube account devoted to intra-YouTube drama, notes that the Wal-Mart was so inundated by Jake Paulers that the entire store was forced to shut down. Meanwhile, the latest from Paul himself is short clip on his Instagram Story of Jet Skis floating in floodwaters. �Update, still going,� Paul says in the video.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:39

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

cargo cult posted:

https://theintercept.com/2017/08/31/antifa-violence-gives-far-right-provocateurs-crave/

lol the specter of a militant left terrifies even the intrepid gumshoes at the intercept. i wonder if pierre and jeff bezos chat on the reg?

lol why is every media outlet pushing this line at once now, did orders come down from their paymasters or something

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:39

Slim Jim Pickens: Jan 16, 2012

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Someone would just argue that chart lacks relevant data because the rise in militant leftism happened after 2015.

Weird that the number for 2016 is 0, and the number for 2017 is still 0, but you're going to whine about meanies making GBS threads on your toilet bowl arguments.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:40

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Corek posted:

say lets check in on Jake Paul and what he's doing lately

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/08/jake-paul-mobbed-by-fans-while-buying-harvey-supplies.html

how come dems arent condemning jake paulers?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:42

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

business hammocks posted:

It's that ghoul who made a career saying Millennials are too coddled and self-centered to live happy lives, I guess trying to turn a corner in her stalling career by ginning up some boomer terror at the new kids.

"Hmmm yes children experienced a rapid decline in mental health and general well-being in 2008 and haven't really recovered. What happened in 2008 that would affect a child's sense of safety and comfort? The iphone 3G! Of course! It's all so obvious!"

https://twitter.com/LanaDelRaytheon/status/903387307402608640

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:42

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Al! posted:

lol why is every media outlet pushing this line at once now, did orders come down from their paymasters or something

news outlets follow trends. washington post started it now they're all doing it.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:43

Corek: May 11, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Darkman Fanpage posted:

how come dems arent condemning jake paulers?

Jake Paul is america's first warlord

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:44

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

doesnt jake pauls LA house just scream statutory rape?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:46

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Al! posted:

lol why is every media outlet pushing this line at once now, did orders come down from their paymasters or something

russian bots have been hammering "antifa are the real nazis" almost immediately after charlottesville happened and everyone who runs the media is a prime target for that kind of propaganda

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:46