Destiny 2 Console Thread: Just eat his ass you bitch

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Zedsdeadbaby: Jun 14, 2008; You have been called out, in the ways of old.

Taking the piss out of each others choice of platform is a Destiny goon pastime, personal insults take it too far imo

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:00

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# ? May 9, 2024 14:43

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

Bone Krew is just a tiny circle jerk of the same 4 or 5 posters.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:09

xzzy: Mar 5, 2009

Vintersorg posted:

Bone Krew is just a tiny circle jerk of the same 4 or 5 posters.

It's called being an extrovert, we gain energy from interaction!

PS4 owners want quiet and single player games.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:12

SmallpoxJenkins: Jul 9, 2012

Vintersorg posted:

Bone Krew is just a tiny circle jerk of the same 4 or 5 posters.

There's 7 of us, so it's a medium sized circle jerk.
Please get all your facts straight before talking.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:12

Blakkout: Aug 24, 2006; No thought was put into this.

Bought my Pop Tarts and Rockstar like the sucker I am. Can this game just come out already?

Edit: Thanks to whoever approved my KINK request. Are we using discord to organize games and stuff, or will we do another dedicated thread for finding people to play with?

Blakkout fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Sep 1, 2017

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:14

The Vinja Ninja: Mar 16, 2006; Sometimes, time beats you.

Blakkout posted:

Bought my Pop Tarts and Rockstar like the sucker I am. Can this game just come out already?

I just got 10 free cans outside of PAX and deej gave my girlfriend a free Friday pass.

They ARE NOT giving out pop tarts I'm so mad

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:16

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Vintersorg posted:

Bone Krew is just a tiny circle jerk of the same 4 or 5 posters.

Common misconception. Bone Krew HAS very vocal minorities

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:18

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

be good to each other, all

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:24

Legs Benedict: Jul 14, 2002; You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!

Blakkout posted:

Bought my Pop Tarts and Rockstar like the sucker I am. Can this game just come out already?

Edit: Thanks to whoever approved my KINK request. Are we using discord to organize games and stuff, or will we do another dedicated thread for finding people to play with?

Discord

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:28

Insane Totoro: Dec 5, 2005; Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!

moist turtleneck posted:

im not searching through this poo poo to find it

Insane Totoro posted:

Okay just to reiterate for the morning posting crew, we have a new general Bungie group that we can all join.

Since the original Big Dum Space Mans (PS4/PC) is full, we decided to make a new clan that's even bigger, dumber, and kinkier. The new clan is the Bigger, Dumber Space Mans [KINK] and we'll take you, your goon friends, and even your non-goon friends. So far there's a dozen people on it or so, which means don't worry about being left out of the "biglier" original clan.

For the sake of everyone's sanity, please post in the thread or join the the Discord channel when you submit applications, especially for non-goon friends. We'd like this Discord to be THE place for PS4 matchmaking and fireteam making.

Also this is one drat awesome looking sticky muffin.

I give it Five Wawas out of Five Wawas. Thumbs up.

There you go, my goon sir

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:33

Spiv: Oct 9, 2006; When life throws lemons at you, nuke the fucker!

Vintersorg posted:

Bone Krew is just a tiny circle jerk of the same 4 or 5 posters.

gently caress you... There's like 8 of us.

And what's wrong with circle jerks? Got something against men handling each other's exotics?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:36

xzzy: Mar 5, 2009

My exotic got nerfed.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:41

Spiv: Oct 9, 2006; When life throws lemons at you, nuke the fucker!

Mine was just like a side arm.

Small. Shoots fast. And when it gets really excited, it quickly empties It's magazine

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:43

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

I'd imagine other D1 exotics get added with major patches and DLCs.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 21:11

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Common misconception. Bone Krew HAS very vocal minorities

Yeah, all the two of them.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 21:41

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

I love you all.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 21:49

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I can't wait to stay up too late on Tuesday night and chug monster the whole next day at work. I am excited to only touch the casual pvp button.

Someday I'll be a beautiful butterfly with my coldheart sandwiched between my legs

# ? Sep 1, 2017 21:50

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Rick_Hunter posted:

Yeah, all the two of them.

Don't erase Asian-Americans. ALL Lives Matter.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:07

Professor Beetus: Apr 12, 2007; They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

The Vinja Ninja posted:

I just got 10 free cans outside of PAX and deej gave my girlfriend a free Friday pass.

They ARE NOT giving out pop tarts I'm so mad

What kind of swag are they giving out inside? I can't make it to PAX this year but I'm having some people go to the Paramount to grab me any Bungie stuff they can snag.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:26

bushwookie19: Apr 2, 2015

Rick_Hunter posted:

Yeah, all the two of them.

Don't forget about the gingers. Bone Krew has like 3 or 4 of us.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:43

KillTylerDurden: May 15, 2004; I watched Fight Club one too many times.

Go to live.playstation.com, log in, and watch a few trailers for: a PS4 theme, 2 avatars (Cayde and Hawthorne so far), and a (dogshit) chance at winning a PS4 Pro bundle.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:45

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Common misconception. Bone Krew HAS very vocal minorities

I mean I know of at least one minority in bone krew so yes.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:46

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

And that minority is "people who use non-sticky grenades"

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:51

tqilamknbrd: Jun 6, 2009; your circumcision honestly disgusts me

KillTylerDurden posted:

Go to live.playstation.com, log in, and watch a few trailers for: a PS4 theme, 2 avatars (Cayde and Hawthorne so far), and a (dogshit) chance at winning a PS4 Pro bundle.

"US Only" pussy eating bitches

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:01

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

What's with people throwing around insults that are actually compliments?

"You're a.......PUSSY EATER!"

"Thanks, bro"

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:08

Legs Benedict: Jul 14, 2002; You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!

i wonder if theyre also nervous buying condoms

"Uh are these for you sir"

"Heh, uh, no, do i look like i would be having sex??? They're for my dog"

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:10

Spiv: Oct 9, 2006; When life throws lemons at you, nuke the fucker!

Legs Benedict posted:

i wonder if theyre also nervous buying condoms

"Uh are these for you sir"

"Heh, uh, no, do i look like i would be having sex??? They're for my dog"

But they are... For the dog....

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:13

tqilamknbrd: Jun 6, 2009; your circumcision honestly disgusts me

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

What's with people throwing around insults that are actually compliments?

"You're a.......PUSSY EATER!"

"Thanks, bro"

real men eat rear end

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:16

actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

DrNutt posted:

Yeah the only reason I said anything at all was because I was a 99% solo patrol/story/strike player and I only grouped up with goons for the occasional raid and nightfall. But those things were always a lot of fun because it was great content and most of the destiny ps4 goons were just chillax as gently caress (except Jackson but he's good and was still fine to raid with so whatever).

I'm like that one dude in the boy bands that's the tough one and stuff

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:16

Legs Benedict: Jul 14, 2002; You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!

Spiv posted:

But they are... For the dog....

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:16

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

PAX Exclusive at the Bungie Booth:

Real Men Eat rear end T (Adept) with Bonus Tote

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:17

Professor Beetus: Apr 12, 2007; They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

actionjackson posted:

I'm like that one dude in the boy bands that's the tough one and stuff

sorry for the doxx bro

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:25

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

DrNutt posted:

sorry for the doxx bro

Lmao Jordan was the heartthrob, not the tough one. Learn your NKotB bruh

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:29

Professor Beetus: Apr 12, 2007; They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Lmao Jordan was the heartthrob, not the tough one. Learn your NKotB bruh

I'm sorry, but at that time I was all about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles music tape, which was definitely a thing and not just some generic boy band singing extremely vaguely turtles related songs.

yup holy poo poo, Tubin was my fave for sure

https://www.discogs.com/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Coming-Out-Of-Their-Shells/release/2430722

Oh poo poo ABGD don't click this link it might be triggering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzofc3QHaTM

Professor Beetus fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Sep 1, 2017

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:39

actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

DrNutt posted:

sorry for the doxx bro

God drat you

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:46

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Jordan Knight had a messed up rape song

jordan posted:

"Give It To You"

You say it's been too long
Since you had some
Just say I turn you on
Like a fire that's burning inside
You think that I'm the one
You see in your dreams
I know what you mean

It's creepin' around in your head
Me holdin' you down in my bed
You don't have to say a word
I'm convinced you want this

Baby you know I can give it to you
I can't deny I'd do it right
Just let me know and I'll give it to you
Show me where I'll taste you there
Baby you know and I'll give it to you
Your body needs a man like me
Anything goes when I give it to you
Without a doubt I'll turn you out
The feeling is fine giving you everything of mine

I'm the place to be and soon you'll see
I don't care who leads as long as we move
Horizontally
Anyone can make you sweat, but I can keep you wet

It's creeping around in my head
Me holding you down in my bed
I can't wait to give you some
I'm convinced you need it

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:59

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

This is the best thread

# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:36

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Thread has been cool and good the last week.

Souvlaki hut commerical was my favourite.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:38

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

Grabbed myself a PS4 Professional earlier and took a gnarly poo poo requiring zero wipes.

https://youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q

# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:38

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# ? May 9, 2024 14:43

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I want to franchise that chain

And eat rear end

# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:39

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