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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

The night is dark and full of terrors

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vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up
Jorah: "I don't like you being around Jon Snow, Khaleesi. I think he wants to stick his Lightbringer in your Nissa Nissa."
Dan: "Yeah, sounds good. I'll steer clear of my ally, dad!"
Jorah: "...could you...call me that again Khaleesi."

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I bet Jorah and Jon are gonna get along great once he realizes he's boinking her porkchops

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Two Free Toppings posted:

Why do I have a dougtar? I thought that stopped being a thing months ago. Is someone in a thread giving them out again?

I was just given this dougtar a few days ago, don't know who from. :jerry:

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Someone is running amok, clearlyu

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Lowtax is on that Nick poo poo again

He promised last time was the last time!

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I want to be patty mayonnaise

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

solar energy panel posted:

They better give Tormund and The Hound their own spinoff based on the Odd Couple.

Agreed, and ideally in a context where a giant is able to step on some people

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho posted:

Lowtax is on that Nick poo poo again

He promised last time was the last time!

What is this referring to? Anything to do with Sentient housemeat?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Spinster posted:

What is this referring to? Anything to do with Sentient housemeat?

Nah, I'm just trying to get senpai to notice me

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
LOOK ABOVE THIS POST LOWTAXXXXXXX

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


Did anyone watch this? 🤔

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Did anyone watch this? 🤔

Man, I ain't even gonna watch it now

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I tried watching but it was stupid so I decided to poo poo post.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Waltzing Along posted:

I tried watching but it was stupid so I decided to poo poo post.

This, but life.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


vermin posted:

Jorah: "...could you...call me that again Khaleesi."

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fartbox posted:

See, the Hound and Tormund are actually...

*checks notes*


"good actors"... and it seems that when "good actors" get screentime, people like it. It's quite profound actually

Gurm made a bunch of the main characters literally children. It's hard to find child actors who are also good actors.

GBS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
Sep 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

vermin posted:

Jorah: "I don't like you being around Jon Snow, Khaleesi. I think he wants to stick his Lightbringer in your Nissa Nissa."
Dan: "Yeah, sounds good. I'll steer clear of my ally, dad!"
Jorah: "...could you...call me that again Khaleesi."

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If your dad was king and gets deposed you get a strong claim when he dies duuuhhhhhh.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I hope a giant steps on some more people.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
What happened to Ser Pounce?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

He was killed in the hunger games.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It took four losers to bring him down, too

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Facebook Aunt posted:

Gurm made a bunch of the main characters literally children. It's hard to find child actors who are also good actors.

Yeah and Gurm also had one of those children get raped

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




facebook jihad posted:

Yeah and Gurm also had one of those children get raped

Which is why HBO made them all a few years older for the show, lol.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Facebook Aunt posted:

Which is why HBO made them all a few years older for the show, lol.

That's because the show runners didn't want to risk jail time when getting blowies from the actress leads "auditioning" for parts.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




They should plot twist creepy old Qyburn into the hero of Westeros next season. He's basically a necromancer already, and now he has a sample skellyman. After all the fighters fall fighting the army of the dead he just shuffles out and turns them off.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Facebook Aunt posted:

They should plot twist creepy old Qyburn into the hero of Westeros next season. He's basically a necromancer already, and now he has a sample skellyman. After all the fighters fall fighting the army of the dead he just shuffles out and turns them off.

Turns out he's been dead and working for the NK the whole time!

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Zzulu posted:

Why can't the night king just ressurect the skeletons inside of people before they die :stare:

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Waltzing Along posted:

That's because the show runners didn't want to risk jail time when getting blowies from the actress leads "auditioning" for parts.

lol if you don't think this happens on the reg in Hollywood regardless.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
This show went from being a rad session of Crusader Kings to Final Fantasy XXIV: A Bold New Fart

Proactively adding the books to that bad analogy

Heffer
May 1, 2003

Facebook Aunt posted:

Gurm made a bunch of the main characters literally children. It's hard to find child actors who are also good actors.

Really enjoying the mormount girl though. Probably would've been a better Arya had she been around a few years earlier

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
So Hound, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Tormund: eat every last loving chicken there is!

They're Tormund and the Hound
Yes Tormund and the Hound
One is a redhead, the other just frowns
They fight with fire and ice, they're neither very nice
They're Tormund, they're Tormund and the Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound
Before each season's done, they'll give Brienne a grin
By end of season eight she'll kick their teeth right in
They're Tormund and the Hound
Yes Tormund and the Hound
To catch a wight up north is easier said than found
To make Brienne give birth to giant babies girth
They're Tormund they're Tormund and the Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound *oval office*

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Arcsquad12 posted:

So Hound, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Tormund: eat every last loving chicken there is!

They're Tormund and the Hound
Yes Tormund and the Hound
One is a redhead, the other just frowns
They fight with fire and ice, they're neither very nice
They're Tormund, they're Tormund and the Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound
Before each season's done, they'll give Brienne a grin
By end of season eight she'll kick their teeth right in
They're Tormund and the Hound
Yes Tormund and the Hound
To catch a wight up north is easier said than found
To make Brienne give birth to giant babies girth
They're Tormund they're Tormund and the Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound *oval office*

:golfclap: Sir

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Arcsquad12 posted:

So Hound, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Tormund: eat every last loving chicken there is!

They're Tormund and the Hound
Yes Tormund and the Hound
One is a redhead, the other just frowns
They fight with fire and ice, they're neither very nice
They're Tormund, they're Tormund and the Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound
Before each season's done, they'll give Brienne a grin
By end of season eight she'll kick their teeth right in
They're Tormund and the Hound
Yes Tormund and the Hound
To catch a wight up north is easier said than found
To make Brienne give birth to giant babies girth
They're Tormund they're Tormund and the Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound *oval office*

Just delete every post except this and goldmine pls mods

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011
Time for a giant to step on this thread.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Just like in Littlefinger's trial, you have Bran vouch for him! :downs:

Bran is one of the most dangerous men in Westeros. He would see this country burn if he could warg into the ashes.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

so UH

The skellymans and white walkers die when you touch them with dragonglass and valyrian steel

Will the skellydragon also instantly die if you poke a small hole in its foot with a dragonglass dagger as well? How does that work

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Arcsquad12 posted:

So Hound, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Tormund: eat every last loving chicken there is!

They're Tormund and the Hound
Yes Tormund and the Hound
One is a redhead, the other just frowns
They fight with fire and ice, they're neither very nice
They're Tormund, they're Tormund and the Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound
Before each season's done, they'll give Brienne a grin
By end of season eight she'll kick their teeth right in
They're Tormund and the Hound
Yes Tormund and the Hound
To catch a wight up north is easier said than found
To make Brienne give birth to giant babies girth
They're Tormund they're Tormund and the Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound *oval office*

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Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Arcsquad12 posted:

So Hound, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Tormund: eat every last loving chicken there is!

They're Tormund and the Hound
Yes Tormund and the Hound
One is a redhead, the other just frowns
They fight with fire and ice, they're neither very nice
They're Tormund, they're Tormund and the Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound
Before each season's done, they'll give Brienne a grin
By end of season eight she'll kick their teeth right in
They're Tormund and the Hound
Yes Tormund and the Hound
To catch a wight up north is easier said than found
To make Brienne give birth to giant babies girth
They're Tormund they're Tormund and the Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound Hound *oval office*

Someone post this masterpiece on Youtube with the perfect vid.



I wish someone would tell Jon Snow about his parents, and his reaction would be: Wait, so I was the son of a whore? As in a literal loving whore who abandoned her family and all that poo poo to be a loving side piece? And my father was a horrible piece of poo poo who named me after his still living firstborn son? What kind of poo poo is that! No, no, I'm going to pretend Ned Stark was my real dad, and my mom was a loving direwolf or sheep.

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