NBA Offseason G/V: Let Me Hear You Post It

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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline? This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney	67	22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball	40	13.38%
Where will the Pauls go	54	18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ??	41	13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking	97	32.44%
Total:	210 votes

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RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

Stop giving that clown attention

# ? Sep 1, 2017 21:54

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:12

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Cedi the Jedi and Dario the Homie are wrecking poo poo.

https://twitter.com/FIBA/status/903722523602296832

https://twitter.com/sixers/status/901127775247101952

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

NBA2k has better graphics than Euroball.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:24

alansmithee: Jan 25, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Cool Buff Man posted:

Then this longform Nas diss should make you really happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSlHwC030GU

Kool Keith is a legend

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:27

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/sixers/status/903730793230585856

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:31

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Jerry Stackhouse posted:

I enjoyed that Cousy fake at 3:17.

Easily my favorite part.

euphronius posted:

Who is guarding Curry?

Anyone that has no qualms with giving a few cheap shots to his ankles.

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/celtics/status/903643295842263041

Hayward is gonna try and get Kyrie to skip practices and play Destiny 2

Teams that have players with the same birthday never get far. See the Barea/Felton/DWill Mavs years.

Dexo posted:

Get Out(2017)

https://twitter.com/mfridmans/status/903684416911880192

Spacebump fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Sep 1, 2017

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:48

Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/celtics/status/903643295842263041

Hayward is gonna try and get Kyrie to skip practices and play Destiny 2

Hi Danny I was also born on March 23.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 23:54

Strawberry Panda: Nov 4, 2007; Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Adun posted:

Hi Danny I was also born on March 23.

So was my friend Jon.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:32

cisneros: Apr 18, 2006

Adun posted:

Hi Danny I was also born on March 23.

I don't think the brain type guy works with him anymore

# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:46

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Switchboard Operator: A call for Mr. Danny Ainge, A call for Mr. Danny Ainge, Milwaukee calling
Danny Ainge: Hello
Spencer Hawes: There's a rumor you're looking for a big man
Danny Ainge: Aren't you under contract?
Spencer Hawes: I was released, today!
Danny Ainge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUpGoOjFWw

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:17

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/KlNG_MATT/status/903722036270379008

My mind can't parse this.

How?

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:22

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Kibner posted:

In other basketball-related art:

https://twitter.com/samesfandiari/status/903011267794714624

lol

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:24

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/KlNG_MATT/status/903722036270379008

My mind can't parse this.

How?

Rubio can do that all day I'll believe it when he does it in game

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:28

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

Switchboard Operator: A call for Mr. Danny Ainge, A call for Mr. Danny Ainge, Milwaukee calling
Danny Ainge: Hello
Spencer Hawes: There's a rumor you're looking for a big man
Danny Ainge: Aren't you under contract?
Spencer Hawes: I was released, today!
Danny Ainge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUpGoOjFWw

Hahah

The latest rumors are mostly about Thomas Robinson, they were working him out last week because they really want/need a rebounder and I guess he's a good one?

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:34

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Cool Buff Man posted:

Hahah

The latest rumors are mostly about Thomas Robinson, they were working him out last week because they really want/need a rebounder and I guess he's a good one?

he loving sucks at basketball. like he's a solid rebounder and he is unbelievably awful at everything else

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:42

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Jota posted:

he loving sucks at basketball. like he's a solid rebounder and he is unbelievably awful at everything else

It's reportedly between him and Bogut right now, with Tony Allen on the fringes. Maybe Spencer Hawes with the news

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:45

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Cool Buff Man posted:

Not gonna lie going from this

to this

only a few years after winning 25 games was not something I expected. No matter what happens this season I'm happy with how things have gone and I appreciate having a competitive/competent team to root for, even if they don't realistically have a chance against the Warriors. I love basketball and I can't wait for the season to start

Same here

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:45

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

vaginal facsimile posted:

Same here

If I see Gordo at the e-sports event I will give him your love

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:47

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Has Danny considered perk i think he should

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:49

dokmo: Aug 27, 2006; man

Kibner posted:

In other basketball-related art:

https://twitter.com/samesfandiari/status/903011267794714624

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:50

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

euphronius posted:

Who is guarding Curry?

DRose

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:53

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Cool Buff Man posted:

If I see Gordo at the e-sports event I will give him your love

Give him a wet willy for me.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jota posted:

he loving sucks at basketball. like he's a solid rebounder and he is unbelievably awful at everything else

He was okay last year, just wasn't many minutes for him usually.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:55

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

javale splashing dingers broke my brain

# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:09

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Thomas Robinson is only in the league because he was a former top 5 pick with name recognition.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:26

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Cool Buff Man posted:

It's reportedly between him and Bogut right now, with Tony Allen on the fringes. Maybe Spencer Hawes with the news

Lol at any team that pays Bogut to play for them after last season.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:32

chunkles: Aug 14, 2005; i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Rockets finally managed to hire Chuck Hayes, as a scout. He will also be working in player development which I assume involves Zhou Qi, a funnel, an industrial blender and an unlimited supply of brisket and bbq sauce

# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:38

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

chunkles posted:

Rockets finally managed to hire Chuck Hayes, as a scout. He will also be working in player development which I assume involves Zhou Qi, a funnel, an industrial blender and an unlimited supply of brisket and bbq sauce

hell yeah

# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:40

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

https://twitter.com/dcbluestar/status/903792868183158784

# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:54

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

God bless JR

# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:59

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Jerry Stackhouse posted:

Kyrie Irving and Chelsea Manning: a comparative study in their methods and goals https://66thtake.wordpress.com/2017/08/31/false-jersey-ops-part-1/

yes king

# ? Sep 2, 2017 03:06

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Brolander posted:

javale splashing dingers broke my brain

*willie nelson voice* "hesi dinger jimbos splashing in the rain"

# ? Sep 2, 2017 03:07

Spite: Jul 27, 2001; Small chance of that...

chunkles posted:

Rockets finally managed to hire Chuck Hayes, as a scout. He will also be working in player development which I assume involves Zhou Qi, a funnel, an industrial blender and an unlimited supply of brisket and bbq sauce

Unironically playing back that azz up.

Wait does that reference mean I'm super old?

# ? Sep 2, 2017 03:14

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Spite posted:

Unironically playing back that azz up.

Wait does that reference mean I'm super old?

Considering at least one regular in this thread hasn't heard Country Grammar, yes. Yes you are.

But so is Chuck. :v:

# ? Sep 2, 2017 03:19

Noctone: Oct 25, 2005; XO til we overdose..

Kibner posted:

Considering at least one regular in this thread hasn't heard Country Grammar

WHAT

# ? Sep 2, 2017 03:50

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

Mr. Mambold posted:

*willie nelson voice* "hesi dinger jimbos splashing in the rain"

lol

# ? Sep 2, 2017 03:51

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Noctone posted:

WHAT

We are old.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 04:07

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Kibner posted:

We are old.

Modern medicine is allowing posters from this era to be in their prime much longer.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 04:17

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/celtics/status/903643295842263041

Hayward is gonna try and get Kyrie to skip practices and play Destiny 2

Math fact: 23 is the number of people you need to have in a room so that the chance that some pair of people share a birthday is more than fifty percent.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 04:28

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:12

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

St. Lunatics vs D12

# ? Sep 2, 2017 05:56

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