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Clitch posted:I got pumped full of fluids and morphine and sent home with my prescriptions. If the knife twisting in my side is any indication, I am still working on it. I feel you. Had one of those a couple months ago, barfed on the ER floor from the pain.
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A Proper Uppercut posted:I feel you. Had one of those a couple months ago, barfed on the ER floor from the pain. pro tip: dont get sent home with a knife in your insides
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Powaqoatse posted:pro tip: dont get sent home with a knife in your insides Yeah, the doctor's gonna want that back.
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Second pro-tip: Don't get the surgeon who wears a watch in the operating room.
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Don't have malignant hyperthermia, when you have no way of knowing about it until you get general anesthesia for the first time. 
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Randaconda posted:Don't have malignant hyperthermia, when you have no way of knowing about it until you get general anesthesia for the first time. I didn't even know that was a thing. Oh my.
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Randaconda posted:Don't have malignant hyperthermia, when you have no way of knowing about it until you get general anesthesia for the first time. Wait what? You’re lucky you lived. You terrify me. Hope you enjoyed draining the cities supply of dantrolene.
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Bum the Sad posted:Wait what? You’re lucky you lived. You terrify me. Yeah, they put me under after I got an infected wisdom tooth, and they were just gonna pull all of them, and it turned out I have it. Woke the next morning with my mother and sister in my room looking very concerned. And since Shands is a teaching hospital, I had all these baby docs (and a few older docs who hadn't seen it) wandering by to look at my chart and make thoughtful sounds.
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Did they get the teeth out at least?
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Baronjutter posted:I don't get poo poo like this. Why does it need to be online? It squeezes juice. I'm into laser cutting and there's this fancy new home laser cutter that came out but it's the same poo poo, it's over-priced for what you get and it requires and constant internet connection. Instead of just loading a file directly into the machine you have to go to their website, upload your file, and then have the company send your file to your machine. Why the gently caress does anyone buy poo poo like this and why do companies get such hardons for arrangements like that? It seems like way more overhead for them. Just give people the software to run your machine and no you don't need to deal with any wifi poo poo. Every tech-bro dream of the future, no matter how grand or dressed up, basically boils down to every aspect of your life run on some sort of subscription service.
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Randaconda posted:Yeah, they put me under after I got an infected wisdom tooth, and they were just gonna pull all of them, and it turned out I have it. Woke the next morning with my mother and sister in my room looking very concerned. Glad you aren’t dead bro! You made a lot of people’s buttholes pucker. I hope I never see that in my career.
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Can't they blast that kidney stone poo poo with sound waves or gamma rays or some poo poo? It's 2017, the diagnosis of "strange horrible little rock in body" shouldn't have to come with a prescription of "just painfully ruin your dickhole and pee it out".
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Bum the Sad posted:Glad you aren’t dead bro! You made a lot of people’s buttholes pucker. I hope I never see that in my career. Yeah, the docs told me it doesn't come up that often, thankfully.
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Rough Lobster posted:Can't they blast that kidney stone poo poo with sound waves or gamma rays or some poo poo? It's 2017, the diagnosis of "strange horrible little rock in body" shouldn't have to come with a prescription of "just painfully ruin your dickhole and pee it out". Yes. You absolutely have access to that procedure.
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steinrokkan posted:Why isn't he getting up, is he dead?
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It would have been bad enough just going in off the deflection, but the ball doesn’t cross the line until the keeper touches it and that makes it even more delicious 
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News bloopers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfpo9-ZvAkM Today I saw somebody riding a hoverboard on the sidewalk. There was a lump of fabric and he ran right into and took a tumble. I finally got to see it happen in real life.
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LawfulWaffle posted:This one has to be an art project. Sure once you've gotten you bike stuck in the wet cement you wouldn't just walk through it, you'd at least walk on the grass next to it. Right?  Bike and Sidewalk by Brad Downey
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It gets even better. Highlights from the article:
And it goes on ... do yourself a favour and read the article, that little nazi poo poo's a gift that keeps on giving.
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 I mean I'm glad the Nazi's lawyer is a loving loony, but god drat
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At the nursing home where my mum works they were checking in a dementia patient who was being committed by his family against his will. He grabbed a fire extinguisher off the wall and jumped into cover behind a couch, popping up only to blast c02 into the face of any nurse who got within 10 feet.
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Clitch posted:I got pumped full of fluids and morphine and sent home with my prescriptions. If the knife twisting in my side is any indication, I am still working on it. As long as you don't have a fever you will(probably) be fine, your just passing a jagged rock out of your kidney into your bladder. I hope for your sake it breaks up by then, passing it out the urethra is a whole other adventure. Randaconda posted:Yeah, they put me under after I got an infected wisdom tooth, and they were just gonna pull all of them, and it turned out I have it. Woke the next morning with my mother and sister in my room looking very concerned. You are a lucky fucker, we did a drill for this in my department the other day. The amount of reversal drugs they have to pump into you in a short time frame boggles the mind. There is several someones who's whole task is to stand there and mix giant syringes of drugs, you need several people because they will be mixing for 15 to 20 minutes as fast as they can. Meanwhile everyone else tries to prevent you from cooking yourself to death. 
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Free Speech by invitation only
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.gifv files only work as a URL, not as an image, just like .MP4 files. Also, did you mean to post that in here? All she does is succeed and look awesome.
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The guy that created Juicero is partying at Burning Man while his $120 million dollar company is burning down https://www.instagram.com/dougevans/
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Memento posted:.gifv files only work as a URL, not as an image, just like .MP4 files. It's just very meta, the schadenfreude is on all the people expecting schadenfreude
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Mu Zeta posted:The guy that created Juicero is partying at Burning Man while his $120 million dollar company is burning down If I bilked $120 million out of idiot venture capitalists, I probably would, too.
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Mu Zeta posted:The guy that created Juicero is partying at Burning Man while his $120 million dollar company is burning down IIRC, he sold a controlling share to an investor who then promptly forced him out of the company, he already got paid and got out, not surprising that he'd be partying.
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He sure is into juices with his tags. Man I hate this guy. 
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Crazily, this has a basis in fact with sexsomnia quote:In extreme cases, sexsomnia has been alleged, and accepted, as at least a part of the cause of sexual assault, including rape. "A man who was convicted of raping an underage girl after a DNA test showed he was the father of her unborn child has been cleared by an appeals court – because he was asleep at the time." So I guess Woodward was hoping to get his client off on the same sort of thing. I have to hope that it is very hard to prove and you'd need a bunch of evidence to back it up. No idea what that might be.
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I had a 7mm kidney stone about a decade or so ago and I was laid out on pain pills for about a month till that fucker passed. Lithotripsy basically just sort of made a small dent in the fucker and then I had to pass it which sucked massive amounts. Went in for xrays for a back problem a couple weeks back, and discovered there's another one there. Bigger than the last one. It's like a sequel to the worst time in my life. Got an appt in a few weeks to see if it's gonna move or if it's just gonna sit there, since I've had nil pain or anything from it. I guess the schaden is that I discovered this about 6 weeks? or so after I decided no more sodas and I'm gonna eat and drink healthy and whatnot.
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Gromit posted:Crazily, this has a basis in fact with sexsomnia Well, as a ex-polysom tech, I would think a proper sleep study, where the EEG array shows him ACTUALLY asleep as he is trying to hump random objects in the area might be a good place to start...
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I have a very sexy disease...sexlexia.
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I didn't have an issue pissing out my kidney stone, it was just a quick pinch in my dick and it was over. I did however pass the gently caress out in the bathroom and hit my head on the sink when it first came on.
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