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Randaconda posted:Yeah, the docs told me it doesn't come up that often, thankfully. Neither does your dick now OP
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Compilation of short schad videos, there's some great ones in there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFAmOMyl3ZA Edit: they just posted a new compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UcooP8wtPs Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 11:38 on Sep 2, 2017 |
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Rental Camera Gear Destroyed by the Solar Eclipse of 2017
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How expensive is that damage? I expect something between "very expensive" and "really loving expensive", and since they're rental they'll have to refund the company 
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Mikl posted:How expensive is that damage? I expect something between "very expensive" and "really loving expensive", and since they're rental they'll have to refund the company Yeah, the 600mm Canon lens is at least eight grand.
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Stoatbringer posted:Yeah, the 600mm Canon lens is at least eight grand. I'm seeing 11-12 grand, but I'm not really trying too hard to find a bargain.
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Stoatbringer posted:Yeah, the 600mm Canon lens is at least eight grand. Just looked it up. Right around $11,500. Goddamn. efb
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Crikey, if you get that much damage to plastic and glass, imagine what it does to your actual eyes 
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Ms Boods posted:Crikey, if you get that much damage to plastic and glass, imagine what it does to your actual eyes Literally those burns you see on the camera sensors and internal mirrors but inside your God drat eye balls. Lmao 
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MariusLecter posted:Literally those burns you see on the camera sensors and internal mirrors but inside your God drat eye balls. Lmao Love our brain-genius president
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/huskySATAN/inventory/#730 He has $203,534.31 worth of CS:GO skins in his backpack. He is also trade banned which means he has no way of cashing these items out. They will forever sit in his backpack mocking him.
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No. Just, gently caress no. I refuse to accept I live in a world where some goober has spent over two hundred thousand dollars on computer game skins. EDIT: On KNIVES! for a computer game. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 13:49 on Sep 2, 2017 |
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They're for Skin Gambling, not personal use. Valve started to crack down it hard about a year ago. Some folks get banned outright, others get "trade banned" which strands all of their assets on the account. Edit: Also, Skin Gambling is way too ominous a name for something so mundane and nerdy. Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 14:25 on Oct 14, 2017 |
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Randaconda posted:Yeah, they put me under after I got an infected wisdom tooth, and they were just gonna pull all of them, and it turned out I have it. Woke the next morning with my mother and sister in my room looking very concerned. Woah, good thing you didn't die there Rands! It's good to have you around. 
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I was hoping for a cheeky Pickle Rick at the the end.
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poo poo gettin real on the dandenong line.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAX7HCYfjwU e: the logical conclusion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_DDKo3yJ78 Slugnoid has a new favorite as of 14:56 on Sep 2, 2017 |
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Slugnoid posted:only a man whos looked pale death in the eyes and lived to tell about it could possibly trawl through so many hundreds of pages of diaper furries and mlp nazi fruit loops to bring us our beloved AUG Sometimes they're all those things at once.
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What is it with cats and cucumbers? Seriously, some of those kitties near the end just disappeared off the screen
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Snake detection system, bypasses cortical control and slams that eject button.
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CommissarMega posted:What is it with cats and cucumbers? Seriously, some of those kitties near the end just disappeared off the screen They kinda look like snakes.
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You gotta hand it to cats though. They're mean motherfuckers. While all other mammals have evolved to go "gently caress!! SNAKE!!!!!!!!" and bolt cause all who didn't got et, there's a species of cat that evolved to go yay food instead and just wreck them cunts for snacks.
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Slugnoid posted:poo poo gettin real on the dandenong line.. You could have told me that was Ringwood station and I would have 100% believed you
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Skippy McPants posted:
There were actually youtubers with massive underage followings who owned gambling companies. They'd post rigged videos of them winning big and talk it up. It's really greasy.
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Imagine being nationally known as "The Crying Nazi".
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Karate Bastard posted:You gotta hand it to cats though. They're mean motherfuckers. While all other mammals have evolved to go "gently caress!! SNAKE!!!!!!!!" and bolt cause all who didn't got et, there's a species of cat that evolved to go yay food instead and just wreck them cunts for snacks. I used to have a real rear end in a top hat of a cat and one time I saw him pull a five foot snake out from under a shed by biting it behind the head while its body was whipping around like crazy. My current cats panic and run if I give them a new kind of treat. You could say, they're real pussies.
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CommissarMega posted:What is it with cats and cucumbers? Seriously, some of those kitties near the end just disappeared off the screen Every time I see your username I mentally read it out as CommissarMaga and have myself a lol. Just wanted to share.
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Karate Bastard posted:You gotta hand it to cats though. They're mean motherfuckers. While all other mammals have evolved to go "gently caress!! SNAKE!!!!!!!!" and bolt cause all who didn't got et, there's a species of cat that evolved to go yay food instead and just wreck them cunts for snacks. Back when my cats were indoor/outdoor (before keeping them inside full time due to one breaking a leg and the others wandering off way too far), one of them brought me a snake on my way out to work. Not a huge snake, but probably twice as long as she was. And it wasn't quite dead, just flopping around with its guts hanging out while my cat happily meowed at me with a mouth full of snake. I shouldn't have been surprised, two of her sisters used to team up to take down birds. They'd sit far enough apart facing each other that if the bird managed to get away from one and start taking off, the other would jump up and smack it back to the ground. It was like bird tennis if you didn't go out there and chase them off. Their oversized brother, on the other hand, just hunted butterflies.
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I have a new kitten; I have several cucumbers in the fridge. Just tried this experiment, and all he did was attack the cucumber, bite it several times, then snuggle up to it. He's also in love with the hoover.
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Karate Bastard posted:Every time I see your username I mentally read it out as CommissarMaga and have myself a lol. Just wanted to share. Wow, talk about the schaden coming from within the thread  Randaconda posted:They kinda look like snakes. Really? Because I don't know about what kind of cats you have in those strange foreign climes, but my cats hunt everything vaguely snakelike. Maybe I should introduce them to cucumbers too.
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CommissarMega posted:Really? Because I don't know about what kind of cats you have in those strange foreign climes, but my cats hunt everything vaguely snakelike. Maybe I should introduce them to cucumbers too.
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I had a cat that was quite old, 22 years old or so. She was not good at hunting mousies or birdies any more so she would hunt dried up leaves and leave them on the back porch for me instead. Once she brought home a five dollar bill sat it by my feet and meowed. Best kitty ever.
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I think generally cucumbers are fine. It's surprise cucumbers that do a number on them. Like, throw one on them, see what happens.
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This is pretty hosed-up. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-doing-her-job/ Suspect fleeing from the cops on the highway crosses into opposing traffic and crashes into a truck head-on. Suspect dies. Truck driver is injured, severely burned, and comatose. Medics take him to the hospital. A nearby police department sends one of their cops, a trained phlebotomist, to the hospital to draw blood from the unconscious man. Who isn't suspected of a crime, who is the *victim* here, but the cops want his blood anyway, to "protect" him in some unspecified fashion. The duty nurse, quite sensibly, and following hospital policy, says basically "No loving way. We're not going to let you come in here and perform a medical procedure on an unconscious nonconsenting patient without a warrant. The cop eventually freaks out and arrests the nurse, cuffing her and throwing her in the back of her cruiser. On the 19-minute long video of the incident he's basically a giant suppurating rear end in a top hat. Of course, the cop is still on duty. Of course, so is his supervisor who ordered him to arrest the nurse. Of course, so is his fellow officer who did nothing but stand there and watch him assault a woman who'd committed no crime. Today brings a new revelation: the crash victim, who was laying there in a coma? He's a reserve police officer in a neighboring police department. That police department has released a statement: https://www.eastidahonews.com/2017/09/rigby-police-chief-thanks-nurse-for-standing-firm-in-protecting-officers-rights/ quote:Within the first hours of Officer Gray being admitted into the burn unit, an incident occurred between hospital staff and an officer from an agency in Utah who was assisting with the investigation.
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I watched some of that video and that cop is a real disgusting shitstain. The nurse had printouts of the law and TEN supervisors backing her up and telling the cop that no, he can't do that. So the cop gets pissed off and arrests the NURSE. It's blatant intimidation and I doubt anything is going to happen.
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Karate Bastard posted:I think generally cucumbers are fine. It's surprise cucumbers that do a number on them. Like, throw one on them, see what happens. Field report: snuck up behind kitten (who is currently having a mad half-hour, eye pointing in two different directions, &c) and threw down a fridge cucumber. He gave it a sniff and a lick, then ran off to attack the kitchen bin. Searched the fridge for other hostile fruit. Problem is, when he's not loving on the Dyson or sat in the sink with the tap running or doing that Linda Blair/Exorcist spider walk, he likes to play with apple peels and sticks his face into orange juice and fizzy drinks to partake if you don't police him. He just likes fruit, I guess. He's currently running laps with a corn dolly in his mouth.
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