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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Confused Indian Men Posting On Facebook Porn Groups Megathread

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Dr.Caligari posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NddJYKzwHU

"I will perform in your steamy company, and reach the climax position"

# ? Aug 28, 2017 10:51

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Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

# ? Aug 28, 2017 11:13

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

# ? Aug 28, 2017 11:35

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Haier posted:

Lol

# ? Aug 28, 2017 11:55

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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are we posting facebook memes about confused indian men posting now

# ? Aug 28, 2017 12:17

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

Tired Moritz posted:

are we posting facebook memes about confused indian men posting now

Believe it

# ? Aug 28, 2017 12:22

Dongattack: Dec 20, 2006; by Cyrano4747

:siren:

UNPUNISHED RACIST POST :siren:

:siren:

# ? Aug 28, 2017 13:36

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Bobs bobs bobs
Bobs bobs and milks

# ? Aug 28, 2017 14:03

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Bobs bobs bobs
Bobs bobs and milks

I see this being said with a lot of eyebrow waggling

# ? Aug 28, 2017 15:11

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

90 degrees pennies

close and goldmine before the crash

# ? Aug 28, 2017 15:19

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Show bob

# ? Aug 28, 2017 15:35

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 11 days!

Over There posted:

Show bob

and david

# ? Aug 28, 2017 15:37

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

lol at the bob son pic

# ? Aug 28, 2017 21:15

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Aug 29, 2017 01:05

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Glenn Quebec posted:

I see this being said with a lot of eyebrow waggling

more like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRonG87eKw

# ? Aug 29, 2017 01:31

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVzKQsHNz8A

# ? Aug 30, 2017 03:19

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

https://twitter.com/shitty_future/status/901888107380973568

I wouldn't be surprised if the pic was sourced from this thread, though. Someone posted the real story in the comments, but I choose to believe this one.

# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:29

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

Anybody want to go buy tickets to this year's hottest Bollywood movie?!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet:_Ek_Prem_Katha

Toilet: A Love Story. From what I've real about it, it's a social satire of 'goddamn India, quit being superstitious about toilets and quit sending women out to poo poo in fields'

# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:31

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 31, 2017 01:15

Tsunemori: Nov 20, 2006; HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH

Just realised I missed one! This one ended up in the Spam box.

quote:

From: Sharya Limbu <tbwzdfvlkidvt@dee.com.au>
Date: 13 August 2017 at 18:53
Subject: Contracts perhaps you should step down f little bit?
To: Contracts

Contracts, Can you just step down please?

There are more and more people from India working in Australia nowadays, even more are applying here, make no mistakes they are Australian residents. You certainly know it by reading those resumes.

Many of my friends can't get the attention they deserve, which I would friendly point out that perhaps Australian HR like you are not familiar with criterias in those resumes which are written in different ways.

We need more HR from Indian Background, as I said, we understand those resumes better, so we can introduce more candidates from our cultral background as we deserve.

Can you step down from recruiting people and let someone from India to look after it? Plenty here and we are all Australian residents who have rights to work.

Please let me know if you can decide on it so I don't have to escalate this to your manager.

Regards,

Sharya Limbu

# ? Aug 31, 2017 16:21

wit: Jul 26, 2011

Tsunemori posted:

Just realised I missed one! This one ended up in the Spam box.

oh poo poo son, there goes your job.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 16:24

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Well, he asked nicely.

This one's weirdly specific, like anyone's going to quit their job because they received a poorly written spam mail.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 16:26

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Amazing how they get more and more agressive.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 16:32

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Contracts I'm siting rihgt ouside youre offeace, please kindly hire more people from my cultral background, open bob

# ? Aug 31, 2017 16:40

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

DON'T BE A DICK, BE A DUDE CONTRACTS

# ? Aug 31, 2017 17:18

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

my pennies is automatically escalating 90 degrees straight to ur manager

# ? Aug 31, 2017 17:23

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 11 days!

I can just see the email to the manager now.

"Hello dear. I request Contracts be kindly dismissed, his raciest and not now hire more Indians but Indians now his inbox. Pls unfrnd him his job. Kindly regards, please show bobs. I make the panty very moist."

# ? Aug 31, 2017 18:37

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Tsunemori posted:

Just realised I missed one! This one ended up in the Spam box.

drat I'm glad I didn't miss these.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 18:46

Tsunemori: Nov 20, 2006; HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH

Guys the Indian union is after me

quote:

From: "Sophie Burbury" <vrytwcykfar@sop.com.au>
Date: 27 Aug 2017 9:16 pm
Subject: Contracts too easy to be HR these days
To: <Contracts>
Cc:

Contracts, still reading resumes all day?

Look, I found a quick way here, if you see anyone with Indian name, just shortlist him for interview. It will make your life easier.

We all know that Indian candidates pass interviews easier then any other people. They are smart, and managers love them. And we have plenty of them everywhere in Australia.

I am a recruiter and I start doing this last year, and I almost earn 7 figures now. Contracts you should also do this, it will make everyone life easier.

Just don't recommend any local workers anymore. My sister she was HR in her company and she always recommand lots of local white people over Indians and guess what? Someone reported her for being racist and she got fired. How dumb is that you tell me.

It is time to do the right thing and easy thing now Contracts. Shortlist Indian names only, and it saves you lots of time. Nobody can go against you. Indians have a legal union or something to help you.

Regards,

Sophie

# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:11

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tbf I met an Australian girl who assumed they were smart

Also instead of asking for bobs and vegana pics they should use this technique and message women as "Susan Mcwhite" saying "it would be most fortuitous of actions to be sending of the Brest photos"

# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:17

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

Even Indian meme pages are catching on to the bob memes.

This made me LOL pretty hard.

Salman Khan, guy in the lower panel, in 2002 drove his SUV drunk while his hired driver sat with him. He hopped a curb and ran over a row of homeless people sleeping in a line (like the top panel) on the sidewalk, killing them. His trial took forever and then he got off free, because it was difficult to prove who was driving the car that night (and he bribed everyone and he is famous, so the casual chut Indian guys fully supported him and victim blamed the dead guys).

Tsunemori posted:

Guys the Indian union is after me

The best part about this is that you're not the only on this person is sending this to. He/she probably sent out a lovely resume to 100 companies, heard nothing, and just sits around jobless all day trying to break down the companies so he can try to apply again if someone actually sends a response saying "Ok, you're right."

# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:26

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

just tell him that you can't hire Indians cause you find them sexually irresistible

# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:34

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 07:31

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Haier posted:

This made me LOL pretty hard.

Salman Khan, guy in the lower panel, in 2002 drove his SUV drunk while his hired driver sat with him. He hopped a curb and ran over a row of homeless people sleeping in a line (like the top panel) on the sidewalk, killing them. His trial took forever and then he got off free, because it was difficult to prove who was driving the car that night (and he bribed everyone and he is famous, so the casual chut Indian guys fully supported him and victim blamed the dead guys).

Adam Sandler is way more hardcore than I gave him credit for.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 07:59

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

Dearest Contracts,

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Sep 1, 2017 08:08

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Tsunemori posted:

It reminds me I met a british girl of indian descent on tinder, and the first time she emailed me gmail helpfully threw her message in the spam box.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 08:13

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Palpek posted:

Hahhahaha

# ? Sep 1, 2017 12:21

big time bisexual: Oct 16, 2002; Cool Party

https://fat.gfycat.com/DisastrousJealousAustralianfurseal.webm

# ? Sep 2, 2017 16:56

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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this thread is starting to get kinda creepy

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Pidgin English thread is my new bhabi sorry Rajeev

Edited for fixing name

# ? Sep 2, 2017 17:12

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