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Squalid posted:
*molts* *licks eyeballs nervously* "dunno what'cha talking about mate"
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iirc the social network was huge on tumblr when it came out and there's loads of zucc fanfic hanging around
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zuckerberg is german for "sugar mountain", an otherwise unremarkable midgame stage in kirby superstar
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the bitcoin of weed posted:zuckerberg is german for "sugar mountain", an otherwise unremarkable midgame stage in kirby superstar 
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Zuckerberg, grebrekcuZ, on ignore either way.
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shamelessly stealing this from the Trump thread because apparently people who think Zuck would make a good prez have some broken loving brains https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/895724013565075457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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The Uncanny Zuck!
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eagerly waiting for zuckbot 3.0 where he puts something on the bread before robotically eating it
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eugh the zucc bread dispenser is broken again!
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Main Paineframe posted:shamelessly stealing this from the Trump thread because apparently people who think Zuck would make a good prez have some broken loving brains The article says no one wants Zuck to run for president, but I do. I want to see him embarrassed and walk away from the primary with single-digit Worth of delegates. Disclaimer: I said that about Trump too
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The Nastier Nate posted:The article says no one wants Zuck to run for president, but I do. I want to see him embarrassed and walk away from the primary with single-digit Worth of delegates. yeah me too
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He has to jaw the food here because he normally predigests solids like in The Fly.
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Yvershek posted:He has to jaw the food here because he normally predigests solids like in The Fly. Also because it's fuckin plain toast with no butter, jam, toppings, nothing.
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every time i see this it looks even creepier than the last
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Best Giraffe posted:every time i see this it looks even creepier than the last it looks like a Mass Effect 3 animation
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etalian posted:it looks like a Mass Effect 3 animation it's because of him, he really does look like a very very good 3d model of a human being
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etalian posted:it looks like a Mass Effect 3 animation although it's not clearly spelled out, he is fighting a battle against indoctrination that takes place entirely inside his own mind
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I doubt know why Zuck gives off a uncanny valley feeling/Bethesda game random character generator vibe.
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etalian posted:I doubt know why Zuck gives off a uncanny valley feeling/Bethesda game random character generator vibe.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:There's literally zero evidence that he's not one of the machines Musk has warned us about. I liked it how bad dems worship Musk, probably makes sense given his history of Union busting policies especially at the Fremont sweatshop plant.
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Also because it's fuckin plain toast with no butter, jam, toppings, nothing. Tony eat the onion
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This movie was really good especially the SV bro.
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Zuck's algorithm told him having a hoo-man cheesesteak in Philly would earn him 3.7 points in the polls but it actually fried his circuits and he's malfunctioning.
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Also because it's fuckin plain toast with no butter, jam, toppings, nothing. He wears the same clothing every day so that he doesn't have to waste his precious brain fluids on deciding what to wear when he wakes up. He just has dozens of identical grey shirt/jeans outfits, except a few variant outfits for special occasions. He is dressed the same way almost all the time. Kind of like a cartoon character. Or Stalin. Every picture I've seen of his house has blank undecorated walls. Probably for the same reason; any sort of artwork would be an unnecessary distraction. Why would he flavor his toast?
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2020; zucc VS mike rowe I'm calling it now
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I wasn't entirely sure it wasn't an Onion video until I saw the logo, and I still am not
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twoday posted:He wears the same clothing every day so that he doesn't have to waste his precious brain fluids on deciding what to wear when he wakes up. He just has dozens of identical grey shirt/jeans outfits, except a few variant outfits for special occasions. He is dressed the same way almost all the time. Kind of like a cartoon character. Or Stalin. What a loving weirdo The perils of working for 6 months when you're 19 and then your pile of money telling you that you never need to grow and develop as a human being Could be worse, I suppose, that same poo poo happens to some people in infancy
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