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A lot of Spider-Man stories have him surviving due to his powers while he figures out how to stop a villain some other way. Newspaper Spider-Man stories have him taking a beating while some other person figures out a way to stop the villain.
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Eh, in this storyline Spidey saved Mole Man from Lenny by sending him home in pieces. And then he saved him from the police, albeit in the most ridiculous way possible.
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Sep 2, 2017 03:29
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Sep 2, 2017 03:31
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spidey you did hear the part where she was against this whole plan and tyrannus went behind her back to do it, right I mean you were right there
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Sep 2, 2017 03:33
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With the number of concussions he's had, it's amazing he even knows who Tyrannus is.
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Sep 2, 2017 03:35
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Hey her hair matches Melvin's tie!
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Sep 2, 2017 03:39
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Uh...are you sure you want to say that Spider-Man? 
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Sep 2, 2017 03:39
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Kala is going to realize she still loves Mole Man. The Mole Man Cucketh.
Edmund Lava fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Sep 2, 2017 |
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Sep 2, 2017 03:40
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When's Aunt May going to crash the party and land in the fountain of youth?
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Sep 2, 2017 03:58
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Chinston Wurchill posted:When's Aunt May going to crash the party and land in the fountain of youth? Oh, and then Tyrannous is going to completely kick Kala to the curb after seeing young, svelte May. And Peter's going to be confused by the resultant throbbing of his, uh, Spider Sense.
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Sep 2, 2017 04:27
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May falls into the fountain of youth, becomes Marisa Tomei completing the marketing tie in. Does this Kala and moleman engagement actually have any precedent or is it just something being made up for later plot purposes?
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Sep 2, 2017 12:17
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They have a surprisingly complex history in the comics. I'm not sure if they were ever formally engaged though.
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Sep 2, 2017 12:50
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GILF Kala x Melvin is acceptable. Aunt May must die alone.
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Sep 2, 2017 12:55
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Somehow they'll lose the Fountain of Youth and Kala will age. Moleman will fall back for her and rule Subterrania by her side.
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Sep 2, 2017 14:15
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Samuringa posted:Somehow they'll lose the Fountain of Youth and Kala will age. Moleman will fall back for her and rule Subterrania by her side. 
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Sep 2, 2017 15:11
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mole man's mole manhood is as hard as diamond right now
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Now I want May and Melvin to get married, then open a Bed & Breakfast in the Adirondacks.
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Sep 2, 2017 20:04
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 Its actually more of a dialogue but sure
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Sep 3, 2017 07:32
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All I heard was "Waaaa, I am a big strong emperor man, I want my own kingdom, I don't want to share it with a ~giiiiiiirl~, waaaaaaa!"
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Sep 3, 2017 07:37
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Looking pretty orange there, Kala and Tyrannus.
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Sep 3, 2017 07:38
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Pete is just determined to get executed by the last roman emperor today, isn't he.
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Sep 3, 2017 07:40
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Begemot posted:Pete is just determined to get executed by the last roman emperor today, isn't he. He's like that guard in Splinter Cell 3 that was really excited that a ninja is going to kill him.
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Sep 3, 2017 08:05
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Synthbuttrange posted:Its actually more of a dialogue but sure What if Kala is just a figment of Tyrannus' imagination?
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rare Magic card l00k posted:What if Kala is just a figment of Tyrannus' imagination? You know, that would explain the hat.
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I feel like the timeline between Tyrannus ruling Rome, being deposed, and wanting to depose Mole Man is a bit wonky.
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Sep 3, 2017 14:16
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He spent a few centuries working on his screenplay.
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Sep 3, 2017 14:18
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So all of this is just because Tyrannus, the immortal subterranean last true emperor of Rome, is insecure about the fact that his wife provides for most of their kingdom so he's gotta reassert his masculinity and prove he's still got what it takes to make it on his own. This is just a mid-life crisis and it's going to be resolved by Mole Man convincing them to go to an underground couple's therapist.
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Sep 3, 2017 14:22
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Turns out the only registered underground couple's therapist is Lenny, and he's in hospital having major skin grafts.
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Sep 3, 2017 14:26
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But.. you already conquered the kingdom  Moley left and you took over. You already won.
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Sep 3, 2017 14:28
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A therapist will step in from behind a stalagmite.
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davidspackage posted:A therapist will step in from behind a stalagmite. And it's Doctor Bong
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Synthbuttrange posted:
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Sep 4, 2017 00:15
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 well it's been a good run Spider-man
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see that, moley? that is exactly how to not to talk to your wife. hope tyrannus likes his subterranean castle, because it's gonna be his swingin' bachelor pad soon.
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Sep 4, 2017 00:42
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well, she got his name wrong but at least Kala remembered the hyphen!
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Sep 4, 2017 00:46
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I Bet that tomorrow Kala's gonna slap Tyrannus.
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Sep 4, 2017 01:28
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What are the odds on Moley and Kala rekindling their love, Tyrannus ending up in a one-bedroom divorcee cave and Aunt May being left at the altar, again? Meanwhile Peter stands on the sidelines going "Yup, I helped."
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Sep 4, 2017 07:55
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If that happens, I predict a backlash from the reader like what happened when the strip tried to do Brand New Day.
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Sep 4, 2017 08:09
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Payndz posted:What are the odds on Moley and Kala rekindling their love, Tyrannus ending up in a one-bedroom divorcee cave and Aunt May being left at the altar, again? Meanwhile Peter stands on the sidelines going "Yup, I helped." I give the first part 50/50 and the rest 100%
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"I sleep in a race car bed!" - Tyrannus
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