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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

What was it?

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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

The only females who can be considered beautiful are the ones from remote villages and rural areas.

If you give a female access to makeup, it's over. She will trick and deceive you with a few strokes of a brush and some color placed strategically on her cheeks, nose and lips. This phenomena is very prevalent amongst Western females. They're all cunning witches who would otherwise be burned at the stake just a few years ago.

Women with no access to modern cosmetics are natural beauties. They're stuck with the face they're born with. They might use wild berries or some chalk to create makeup for their wedding night but that's it. They don't wear a ton of makeup every time they leave their hut.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Lol I've already given up on trying to get even a femoid " friend " for my entire college period. I cannot imagine myself with a healthy social circle and girlfriend.

It's just impossible, how can you have a girlfriend knowing that she'll constantly think about replacing you with the next genetic superior male who approaches her? Trying to satisfy her standards everyday and dealing with the paranoia that you can't be emotionally invested too much in the relationship because you know she can dump you in any moment, sounds like a nightmare

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

Unmarried femoid caught having no hymen. The gentlemen escort her to her rope. March 25, 2037


:yikes:

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

Reality check: putting yourself out there doesn't work. Everyone can tell that you're an awkward mess. They're only encouraging you to socialize so that they can ridicule you. Your anxiety is right.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

I went to my stepchad's (stepdad) firm today and got on the elevator during lunch time. There was a young and attractive Middle Eastern femoid who was one of the interns. She was dressed like a typical office slut and it angered me. Femoids want to be taken seriously in the professional world yet they dress like whores.

When I got on, her body language completely changed. She took a step back like I'm a vicious predator and immediately lowered her gaze. She even pulled her skirt down a little (which was shorter than the firm allowed) and flipped her hair. If I was Chad she'd take her clothes off on the spot. She genuinely looked scared and I hadn't even done anything to her apart from existing in her vicinity. Did she think I'd rape her? Why would that scare her anyway? She definitely got hosed unwillingly by a lot of older men to get this internship. Females always decide what is rape and what isn't based on their mood and feelings.

We were both getting off on the 56th floor which was a long way. It probably felt like an eternity to her. Having to breathe the same air particles as an incel must be a tough experience for femoids. What's funny is that she was watching my every move like she expected me to pounce on her. When we made eye contact she stared at me the way you'd stare at a disgusting sea creature or a gory image of dead babies.

When we got closer to our level she stood right in front of the door like she was ready to jump out. As soon as the elevator opened she raced out as if I was chasing her. To onlookers it probably seemed like I had just sexually assaulted her.

By the way, as she was walking away I saw her readjust her skirt again. Gotta make sure Chad has easy access.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

You are literally not human if you go without sex for more than a month

Humans are designed to bang on a daily basis and if you are not doing that, you are literally reprogramming your psyche by force. Eventually the longer you go without sex, the more of what makes you human rots and degenerates leaving you a hollow empty vessel in the long run

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

That woman's intuition was right on the mark.

Hopefully he will jump out of a 56th floor window and improve humanity.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

How Divorce Should Work

When a male sees his wife cheating or the wife decides to give her husband the talk about getting a divorce, instead of the law being involved in the divorce process, the husband should just take care of her. After having disposed of the slut's body, if the man also suspects the kids he has been raising are not his, he should take care of them as well. Alternatively taking care of the wife and the offspring could be done by a governmental agency, if the husband is unable to finish the job. This method of easy dispose divorce greatly simplifies the process while saving both parties time and energy. It also eliminates the concept of alimony payments and child support, which greatly favors females and is responsible for the single motherhood epidemic. It also ensures the female remains true to her marital vows and does not stray in her loyalty by participating in the infidelity or cuckoldry of her husband. Furthermore, it ensures children always have the father figure they need to grow up as healthy adults and that the promise of every man spreading his genetics through the children he raises within the contract of marriage is fulfilled.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Elliot letting rip a ghost post

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

lazorexplosion posted:

Furthermore, it ensures children always have the father figure they need to grow up as healthy adults

But not the mother, because she's dead via legalized murder. Which sure wouldn't be traumatic for the kids or anything.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

Milo and POTUS posted:

does it look like your grandfather on the couch

nah, he was basically the tall and thin engineer dude archetype. I can't think of anyone that guy in the back could be honestly. the person at the table looks a biiiit like one of my cousins, but I don't think they are.

fuckin surreal regardless

lazorexplosion posted:

your anxiety is right

...is probably the worst possible thing to tell someone struggling with anxiety

lazorexplosion posted:

How Divorce Should Work

clearly lion prides have the right ideas about succession and family restructuring

noether fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Sep 4, 2017

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

lazorexplosion posted:

When I got on, her body language completely changed. She took a step back like I'm a vicious predator and immediately lowered her gaze. She even pulled her skirt down a little (which was shorter than the firm allowed) and flipped her hair. If I was Chad she'd take her clothes off on the spot. She genuinely looked scared and I hadn't even done anything to her apart from existing in her vicinity.

I'm guessing that to get that response he fixed her with a creepy, unblinking rape-stare as soon as he got on the elevator.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Say Nothing posted:

I'm guessing that to get that response he fixed her with a creepy, unblinking rape-stare as soon as he got on the elevator.

Hhe was clearly staring her down since apparently he noticed everything she did during the entire ride

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Lol that it's gotta be his inferior clavicles and not that people who work in high rises for companies that have interns are probably used to everyone being well-dressed and pleasant.

We're pretty casual where I work but it's still an office setting and if I was in an elevator with a reeking neckbeard in a stained hoodie who didn't say a word to me I'd be pretty concerned.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Chances are she probably didn't think about him at all but since he obviously has brain problems like all the incels and a bottomless well of self pity and despair for a brain, he made it all up for himself

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

lazorexplosion posted:

You are literally not human if you go without sex for more than a month

Humans are designed to bang on a daily basis and if you are not doing that, you are literally reprogramming your psyche by force. Eventually the longer you go without sex, the more of what makes you human rots and degenerates leaving you a hollow empty vessel in the long run

Given these creeps' definitions of humanity, I'd count that as a good thing.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Severely damaged by porn

The internet was a mistake

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

If my fairy god incel had appeared to me when I was a teenager and had shown me this timeline I would have sacrificed all the lovely sex in my life to get the gains of 30 guy, no questions asked

Look at those muscles holy poo poo

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Furia posted:

If my fairy god incel had appeared to me when I was a teenager and had shown me this timeline I would have sacrificed all the lovely sex in my life to get the gains of 30 guy, no questions asked

Look at those muscles holy poo poo

Eh, I'd be happy to hop off that train at 20, because I'm pretty sure that's Zyzz and who the gently caress wouldn't want to have a body like Zyzz

Aside from 30 who is like a super mutant from Fallout or some poo poo

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

PetraCore posted:

Many depressed people find the idea of taking medication to deal with it disturbing, but that doesn't mean that taking medication to deal with depression is invalid. A good anti-depressant doesn't force you to be happy, it merely helps remove the neurochemical obstacles to feeling happiness that depression put up. I'd never force anyone to take medication if they didn't want to, but it feels really weird to say that suggesting treatment is worthless because sometimes people don't like it.

There are some people who need to be forced to take their medication for the safety of people around them, and given their expressed desires where women are concerned there's a fair chance that a few of the /r/incels crew very much make that list.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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My teenage lovelife was completely retarded and dominated by retarded hormones and I've had a much more satisfying and fulfilling love and sexlife as an adult

these people suck

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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it's actually really creepy how they almost fetishize child relationships

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo


not a super funny one, but i haven't seen it here yet

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Zzulu posted:

it's actually really creepy how they almost fetishize child relationships

Almost?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

mystery fluid posted:



not a super funny one, but i haven't seen it here yet

May as well be Picard with his head in his hands at this point tho.

I reckon they'd be funnier if they were actually made by incels.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

lazorexplosion posted:

I went to my stepchad's (stepdad) firm today and got on the elevator during lunch time. There was a young and attractive Middle Eastern femoid who was one of the interns. She was dressed like a typical office slut and it angered me. Femoids want to be taken seriously in the professional world yet they dress like whores.

When I got on, her body language completely changed. She took a step back like I'm a vicious predator and immediately lowered her gaze. She even pulled her skirt down a little (which was shorter than the firm allowed) and flipped her hair. If I was Chad she'd take her clothes off on the spot. She genuinely looked scared and I hadn't even done anything to her apart from existing in her vicinity. Did she think I'd rape her? Why would that scare her anyway? She definitely got hosed unwillingly by a lot of older men to get this internship. Females always decide what is rape and what isn't based on their mood and feelings.

We were both getting off on the 56th floor which was a long way. It probably felt like an eternity to her. Having to breathe the same air particles as an incel must be a tough experience for femoids. What's funny is that she was watching my every move like she expected me to pounce on her. When we made eye contact she stared at me the way you'd stare at a disgusting sea creature or a gory image of dead babies.

When we got closer to our level she stood right in front of the door like she was ready to jump out. As soon as the elevator opened she raced out as if I was chasing her. To onlookers it probably seemed like I had just sexually assaulted her.

By the way, as she was walking away I saw her readjust her skirt again. Gotta make sure Chad has easy access.

Not to single this one out, but similar ones to this have been posted. Ones where nothing bad happens at all.

People don't talk to each other in elevators. The woman was adjusting her skirt for comfort. She had important business-type things to do as part of her working day so she hurried off to do her job.

But to an incel, it is all about them. They concoct vicious woman hating, and self hating narratives in their head, and get themselves all riled up and hatey and then need to spew on the internet about it to get internet cred from their equally mentally ill friends.

. Where the poor innocent woman's story goes "I got on the elevator, there was this quiet guy on already. He looked like he could do with a shower."

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Let’s not

I suspect that a lot of incels come from abusive households where their antisocial behavior stems from their relationship with their parents

The dangerous fallacy with people with mental disabilities can treat them on their own

In that sense, a lot of their beliefs are out of their control

They need help and it would really help them if they did

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

BrigadierSensible posted:

Not to single this one out, but similar ones to this have been posted. Ones where nothing bad happens at all.

People don't talk to each other in elevators. The woman was adjusting her skirt for comfort. She had important business-type things to do as part of her working day so she hurried off to do her job.

But to an incel, it is all about them. They concoct vicious woman hating, and self hating narratives in their head, and get themselves all riled up and hatey and then need to spew on the internet about it to get internet cred from their equally mentally ill friends.

. Where the poor innocent woman's story goes "I got on the elevator, there was this quiet guy on already. He looked like he could do with a shower."

Or, she was uncomfortable since there was some weirdo on the elevator who was staring at her as though he was sizing up her skin for a coat. Whenever one of these weirdos posts a picture of themselves they mostly look like any average person, but there is definitely a prevalence of "it puts the lotion on it's skin..." crazy person eyes.

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Sep 4, 2017

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

Not to single this one out, but similar ones to this have been posted. Ones where nothing bad happens at all.

People don't talk to each other in elevators. The woman was adjusting her skirt for comfort. She had important business-type things to do as part of her working day so she hurried off to do her job.

But to an incel, it is all about them. They concoct vicious woman hating, and self hating narratives in their head, and get themselves all riled up and hatey and then need to spew on the internet about it to get internet cred from their equally mentally ill friends.

. Where the poor innocent woman's story goes "I got on the elevator, there was this quiet guy on already. He looked like he could do with a shower."

Yeah they seem to have missed the developmental milestone where they realize most people just don't talk to strangers.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

quote:

"Tfw Chads are taking innocent brainwashed girls with child like brains and making them do deplorable acts"

You know most modern domination sex is just as immoral as sex with a child who has been brainwashed to enjoy it right?

Most women have the mental capacity of children and only choose chads because they're like an unguided child choosing candy and ice cream over a proper meal with vegetables.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


loving femoid, doesn't even want to put the lotion on its skin when I'm asking nicely :argh:

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
I'm a little hesitant to post this one cause oh boy is it a bit of a doozy, but it does show what incels think of homosexuals

quote:

Chad is, and always will be, the absolute personification of the cis straight white alpha male. He will never be gay. He will never be a tranny. Stop trying to co-opt him into your degeneracy.

By his very nature, everything he does is straight, white and alpha. Most, if not all Chad's would be disgusted at ever being portrayed as gay. Chad exists only to gently caress Stacey.

If Chad was a human being, he wouldn't be a Chad because faggots are not alpha. Faggots do not exist on the Alpha-Beta-Omega spectrum, that is a straight domain.

Faggots are below Omega males, and trannies are below faggots. They are so far removed from Chad, their recent attempts to claim him are offensive.

Chad would beat your dirty AIDS ridden loose rear end for ever implying he would be a human being. You know it, I know it. Stop loving kidding yourselves faggots.

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

The thing that annoys me most is their insistent ignorance of female anatomy. I mean, I get WHY they're ignorant (never had sex and aren't going to Google anything), but they claim to be so rational, intelligent, and to "have it all figured out" that their knowledge of anatomy should be better if that's the case. It's just extra proof they are stupid.

Hymens and vaginas do not work the way they think they do.

"Having a hymen is no guarantee of virginity either because there is a surgery that can repair it or make an artificial hymen."

"No hymen no diamond"

I tried to find the quote about a woman's vagina being shaped for her single and only lover's dick but I couldn't. I have seen it in this thread however. So much bad science.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



My Linux Rig posted:

I'm a little hesitant to post this one cause oh boy is it a bit of a doozy, but it does show what incels think of homosexuals

:aaaaa:

Wait aren't Omega's the ones who have sex with the weird dog dick alphas? I've seen way too many explanations of creepy Alpha/Omega fan fic so now I'm super confused.

Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.

Benny Harvey posted:

May as well be Picard with his head in his hands at this point tho.

I reckon they'd be funnier if they were actually made by incels.

Picard, huh?

Figures.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
Uh, I'll just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3-hOigoxHs

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

chumbler posted:

Yeah they seem to have missed the developmental milestone where they realize most people just don't talk to strangers.

And yet they don't initiate conversation themselves.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Liquid Communism posted:

There are some people who need to be forced to take their medication for the safety of people around them, and given their expressed desires where women are concerned there's a fair chance that a few of the /r/incels crew very much make that list.
Okay, true, but even in those cases I think people should definitely be listened to re: side effects and the like. A lot of the more last resort psychiatric medications have some extremely nasty potential side-effects, which is why they're last-resort, so even if someone isn't allowed to go 'I don't want to take medication at all' and have that listened to, 'this medication makes me feel bad' should be listened to.

Mental health care is still a bit of a crapshoot but it's a lot better than it used to be before the development of effective psychiatric medications, thank god!

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PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

quote:

Faggots do not exist on the Alpha-Beta-Omega spectrum, that is a straight domain.

See, they mean this as a burn, but it really only makes us homos look better by comparison. Good thing straightness isn't actually about the bullshit incels claim it is!

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