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Fartbox posted:so UH The main characters will have slingshots as primary weapons, launching small shards, the dire wolves will get dragonglass dentures.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 00:33 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:45 |
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This is one of the best scenes int he series so far, theon & jon chit chat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk4t6pMcY2g Theons the most real character in the show, not the strongest or bravest, just a broken gently caress full of regret, trying to ride out the poo poo storm of life played by one of the best actors on the show.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 04:39 |
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He nailed that speech though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AylmQpEcAs
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 04:43 |
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Supreme Allah posted:This is one of the best scenes int he series so far, This poo poo sucked
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 20:00 |
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:He nailed that speech though Oh hell yeah!
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 20:00 |
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Theon rules and I wish something good would happen to him without him being poo poo on immediately before or after.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 20:02 |
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So Ned kidnapped Theon or stomped his father in a battle then snatched him, or what happened again?
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 20:02 |
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I think his dad gave him away as part of the deal for a truce?
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 20:03 |
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lol poor guy banged his sister on a horse which was the beginning of the end for him RIP He's obviously gonna kill Euron and save the day and his sister...after he gets poo poo on more I re-watched that scene with him and Jon posted above. God drat. You can hate or like the acting in this show but that is a quality scene Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Sep 3, 2017 |
# ? Sep 3, 2017 20:05 |
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:So Ned kidnapped Theon or stomped his father in a battle then snatched him, or what happened again? Ya basically. They stomped the Iron Island uprising and the Starks took the Greyjoy heir so they wouldn't try that poo poo again.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 20:08 |
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Theon could take a kick to the groin so now he's going to become god emperor of the pseudo vikings
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 20:10 |
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In a land of vikings who give themselves brain damage by deliberately drowning, the man with no genitals is king.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 20:15 |
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Kicking theon in the balls had no effect, but his voice is still the same so obviously they just took the shaft Immersion ruined
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 21:37 |
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el dingo posted:Kicking theon in the balls had no effect, but his voice is still the same so obviously they just took the shaft No, removing the balls as an adult doesn't undo changes to the voicebox. Even some who had it done as kids to preserve their soprano can have their voices go to poo poo anyway. Though if he still had his balls it would be possible for him to father an heir to the Iron Islands which could be interesting. Doesn't seem like the kind of long term scheme Ramsey would be interested in though.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 21:51 |
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Oh. Cool, thanks for the testy education. The more you know
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 22:04 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:No, removing the balls as an adult doesn't undo changes to the voicebox. Even some who had it done as kids to preserve their soprano can have their voices go to poo poo anyway. How do the cummies come out?
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 22:23 |
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Waltzing Along posted:How do the cummies come out? Same way the pee gets out.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 22:32 |
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I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 22:32 |
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The Night King will offer to resurrect Theons balls causing him to defect
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 22:50 |
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mcvey posted:The Night King will offer to resurrect Theons balls causing him to defect And with his zombie balls Theon becomes the I-Can-Go-All-Night King.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 22:52 |
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Game of Thrones Season 8, ep. 4 spoilers:quote:Theon attempts to reattach his zombie cock. However it refuses to cooperate and keeps nipping at his thigh, drawing blood in one instance. Theon looks defeated.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 23:02 |
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lmao
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 23:05 |
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a blue light throbbing through THeon's trousers hearken to the dark deal made off-screen
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 23:09 |
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We have a bit of time until season 8, I propose we spend that time talking about theons zombie dick and balls
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 23:10 |
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myDad posted:a blue light throbbing through THeon's trousers hearken to the dark deal made off-screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 23:11 |
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el dingo posted:We have a bit of time until season 8, I propose we spend that time talking about theons zombie dick and balls Are you really suggesting there is something better to talk about?
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 23:22 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:No, removing the balls as an adult doesn't undo changes to the voicebox. Even some who had it done as kids to preserve their soprano can have their voices go to poo poo anyway. look at this authority on castrati ova here
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 23:45 |
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imagine being so knowledgeable about castration that youre comfortable bringing it up in public.... well, everybody needs a hobby i guess.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 23:46 |
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Jon Snow offers to forge Theon a cock made of Dragon Glass. Theon comes across zombie-Yara on the battlefield.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 00:33 |
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If Theon's cock was resurrected by the Night King, would he be able to come indefinately like a fire hose, like Viserion? They could use it to rebuild the wall.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 00:37 |
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mcvey posted:Jon Snow offers to forge Theon a cock made of Dragon Glass. the two most important themes in GoT: genital mutilation & incest
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 00:41 |
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GRRM: "I'll show those HBO assholes what real writing looks like..."myDad posted:the two most important themes in GoT: genital mutilation & incest mcvey posted:Jon Snow offers to forge Theon a cock made of Dragon Glass. He gets five paragraphs into writing this and falls asleep into his sandwich.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 02:56 |
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Theon's not gonna get his dick and balls back. He needs his newfound superpowers to defeat the Night King. NK: No man can defeat me. *ice dragon breathes blue fire at Theon's crotch to no effect* Theon: I am no man! Ice dragon: Taint reaped again.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:34 |
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Do you all think the spoilers for next season aren't legit? I read it and I'm super bummed about most of it.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:36 |
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I'm still holding out for a Tormund and Hound spinoff where they wander Westeros wisecracking.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:39 |
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Spinster posted:Do you all think the spoilers for next season aren't legit? I read it and I'm super bummed about most of it. I dunno...there's a few things that seem off. Could really go either way. But since I don't think they started filming yet, couldn't they change the scripts up?
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 04:10 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:I'm still holding out for a Tormund and Hound spinoff where they wander Westeros wisecracking. If they somehow come across Titus Pullo during this I might throw money at my screen.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 06:06 |
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Also include Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan as a wise old travellers who spit game on everyone
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 06:10 |
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Trast posted:If they somehow come across Titus Pullo during this I might throw money at my screen. Pullo and Vorenus would’ve already killed the Night King
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:45 |
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remember the second octavian, the guy who was like the first daario
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