Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Proteus Jones posted:

That's not a thing.

He can say it without expecting retaliation or censure from the government, but it does not free him from any social or personal consequences that result. This is one of those consequences. Oh well, nothing of value was lost.

Holy poo poo :edi:

# ? Sep 4, 2017 01:24

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# ? May 30, 2024 16:11

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Proteus Jones posted:

That's not a thing.

He can say it without expecting retaliation or censure from the government, but it does not free him from any social or personal consequences that result. This is one of those consequences. Oh well, nothing of value was lost.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 01:27

MNIMWA: Dec 1, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/yT7sx3f.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/R9NmZbJ.gifv

# ? Sep 4, 2017 01:31

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Proteus Jones posted:

That's not a thing.

He can say it without expecting retaliation or censure from the government, but it does not free him from any social or personal consequences that result. This is one of those consequences. Oh well, nothing of value was lost.

Tell me more.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 01:33

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Burning Man attendee becomes burnt man.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:03

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

I'm amazed that doesn't happen every year.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:09

Leave: Feb 7, 2012; Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

MNIMWA posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yT7sx3f.gifv

I watched that earlier today, when it was live.

I still can't loving believe what I saw.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:13

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

BBC News added "Pidgin" as a language. I'm sure they have research showing it's useful to millions of people but it still looks funny as hell.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41072267

quote:

Japan tell im citizens on Tuesay to hide for inside strong building and for underground as North Korea missile pass Hokkaido Island for Japan before im land for sea.

Japan Prime Minister Shinzo Abe don call dis one serious threat against im country. Im say im don follow President Donald Trump talk and im say both of dem gree say dem must increase pressure on top North Korea head.

North Korea dey carry out many missile test, for 1998 and 2009 North Korea fire rocket pass Japan but dem say na to launch satellite. Dis na di first time dem go fire real ballistic weapon pass Japan.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:26

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:29

Sarcopenia: May 14, 2014

Mu Zeta posted:

Who asked for this?

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:36

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Thank you for giving me the flimsiest excuse to link to this beautiful Rob Ford video.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/jan/22/rob-ford-drunk-jamaican-bumbaclot-video

Rob Ford 'a little drunk' as he slurs Jamaican 'bumbaclot' impression � video

The Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, is caught on camera slurring his words and using the Jamaican slang word 'bumbaclot' in a takeaway on Monday night. Ford, who had said he had quit drinking, later admitted to having drunk with friends that evening � but insisted he was not very drunk

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:39

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Sarcopenia posted:

Who asked for this?

West Africa

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40975399

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:42

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Sarcopenia posted:

Who asked for this?

Tens of millions of people.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:48

JackMann: Aug 11, 2010; Secure. Contain. Protect.; Fallen Rib

Mu Zeta posted:

Dunno why this belongs here. It's just a service for people speaking a different dialect.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:56

Sarcopenia: May 14, 2014

zakharov posted:

West Africa

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40975399

Subjunctive posted:

Tens of millions of people.

All righty then

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:59

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

JackMann posted:

Dunno why this belongs here. It's just a service for people speaking a different dialect.

Why don't they just learn to speak english properly? :britain:

# ? Sep 4, 2017 04:11

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Phanatic posted:

Burning Man attendee becomes burnt man.

This is how you know you took too many drugs.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 04:12

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 28 days!

Old couple gets invited to do a local commercial for their favorite restaurant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIrQ9ilL8aw

# ? Sep 4, 2017 04:47

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Zaphod42 posted:

This is how you know you took too many drugs.

Or, you know, the wrong ones.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 04:50

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Grem posted:

Old couple gets invited to do a local commercial for their favorite restaurant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIrQ9ilL8aw

This is gold

# ? Sep 4, 2017 05:00

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Mu Zeta posted:

I know this will be very useful for some people, but can we stop pretending this isn't hilarious sounding.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 05:10

Sarcopenia: May 14, 2014

Grem posted:

Old couple gets invited to do a local commercial for their favorite restaurant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIrQ9ilL8aw

I love that her lips are quivering the line as if that will help him out and not just ruin the take if he actually gets it right.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 05:41

BovineFury: Oct 28, 2007; I moo for great justice!

I bet this kid got eaten alive in school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTgTTXGpLCk&t=351s

# ? Sep 4, 2017 06:13

BovineFury: Oct 28, 2007; I moo for great justice!

I wish youtube would let you make a specific clip instead of just a start time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxtAF2t3CCY&t=215s

# ? Sep 4, 2017 06:47

Domar: Nov 4, 2010

Phanatic posted:

Burning Man attendee becomes burnt man.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 06:57

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

But who was on first?

# ? Sep 4, 2017 07:37

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

BovineFury posted:

I wish youtube would let you make a specific clip instead of just a start time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxtAF2t3CCY&t=215s

This entire video is great, although if you start from the beginning you're gonna want to turn down your volume a bit.

e: new personal favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxtAF2t3CCY&t=92s

# ? Sep 4, 2017 07:50

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

johnnyratbastard posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5s90LwF.gifv

This is the ultimate value of tiny dogs

hilarity

# ? Sep 4, 2017 13:10

TheMaskedUgly: Sep 21, 2008; Let's play a different game.

New thread title
'Things don hard for us here' - Africans

# ? Sep 4, 2017 13:37

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

# ? Sep 4, 2017 13:48

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

http://i.imgur.com/lHDlB4S.gifv

# ? Sep 4, 2017 17:19

MNIMWA: Dec 1, 2014

MNIMWA posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yT7sx3f.gifv

As a follow-up to this, the guy in the gif who bats the ball over the fence hit his own home run today. OR did he??

http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/09/04/1808776283/1504549905300/asset_2500K.mp4

the face of suffering:
https://twitter.com/rustindodd/status/904785127095619584

# ? Sep 4, 2017 20:53

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

wayfinder posted:

http://i.imgur.com/lHDlB4S.gifv

What the hell did he throw in there? And what the hell was down there that reacted like that?

# ? Sep 4, 2017 21:28

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

MariusLecter posted:

What the hell did he throw in there? And what the hell was down there that reacted like that?

Cigarette, explosive gas.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 21:31

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

MariusLecter posted:

What the hell did he throw in there? And what the hell was down there that reacted like that?

Politcal opinion, Facebook.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 21:46

Mongolian Queef: May 6, 2004

MariusLecter posted:

What the hell did he throw in there? And what the hell was down there that reacted like that?

A hamburger, your mother.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:13

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

I think he just startled a very farty Satan.

# ? Sep 5, 2017 01:20

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000

MariusLecter posted:

What the hell did he throw in there? And what the hell was down there that reacted like that?

A locksmith, and a locksmith

# ? Sep 5, 2017 01:20

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Ratjaculation posted:

Politcal opinion, Facebook.

Nice

# ? Sep 5, 2017 01:58

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Metroid Fitzgerald: Feb 13, 2012; B O O O O B S . . . !

MariusLecter posted:

What the hell did he throw in there? And what the hell was down there that reacted like that?

Zipperelli. posted:

Schadenfreude for people in Texas who spent tons of money on hurricane prep: Harvey has been downgraded to Cat 1, and is expected to be downgraded again here soon.

, the schadenfreude thread

# ? Sep 5, 2017 02:19

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