Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Keiya posted:

It kills me that I'd actually prefer Pence right now. He's a hateful sack of poo poo, but he's a hateful sack of poo poo that isn't likely to get us involved in a nuclear war.

Pence would be bad but in a different way. I wouldn't see it as a major victory or anything, outside of the satisfaction in Trump having his ego utterly crushed.

EDIT: Honestly, the scariest thing is Trump being held up as a political martyr and his followers just becoming completely unhinged.

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Pants Donkey posted:

Pence would be bad but in a different way. I wouldn't see it as a major victory or anything, outside of the satisfaction in Trump having his ego utterly crushed.

EDIT: Honestly, the scariest thing is Trump being held up as a political martyr and his followers just becoming completely unhinged.

He would be effectively bad

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nerd plus rage: May 12, 2014; It's a metaphor for something, probably

I know bad perspective is a given in Garrison toons but that thing is nightmarish if you look closely.

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Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

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Playstation 4: Apr 25, 2014; Unlockable Ben

Alhazred posted:

You're at least my age Zelda, you have no excuse not realizing the universality of Rule 34, 4chan or no.

E: Also Chuck Tingle is a goddamn planetary treasure and nobody sasses him.

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toanoradian: May 31, 2011; The happiest waffligator

Alhazred posted:

Those are some thick juicy orange slices you're eating, Zelda.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 05:36

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

toanoradian posted:

Those are some thick juicy orange slices you're eating, Zelda.

I just assumed they were small loafs of bread and didn't think twice.

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Ratoslov: Feb 15, 2012; Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

I think they're potato chips.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 05:49

Jurgan: May 8, 2007; Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Ratoslov posted:

I think they're potato chips.

I thought that was obvious. I can't tell if the last two comments are jokes or not.

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Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Jurgan posted:

I thought that was obvious. I can't tell if the last two comments are jokes or not.

Goons are so damaged by this thread that they need labels to tell what everyday objects are.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 06:04

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

Jurgan posted:

I thought that was obvious. I can't tell if the last two comments are jokes or not.

No.

Alhazred posted:

Goons are so damaged by this thread that they need labels to tell what everyday objects are.

Y-yes.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 06:05

IM DAY DAY IRL: Jul 11, 2003; Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.

Alhazred, SMART & POWERFUL posted:

Goons [SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS POSTERS] are so damaged by this thread [POLITOONS 2017, THREADID=3803673] that they need labels [WRITTEN DESCRIPTIONS] to tell what everyday objects are.

couldn't agree more

# ? Sep 4, 2017 06:07

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

It is some sort of pastry.

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Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

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Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

Two Inch Bee posted:

Oh no! Racists have figured out that they can use arguments to convince themselves they aren't racist!

How will we respond to this new ability that racists now have, for the first time in history?

It would be fitting in a way if these clowns went full "Gulliver after meeting the Houyhnhnms", completely missing Swift's point.

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King Possum III: Feb 15, 2016

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Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Stantis and Allie being derisive of Labor Day makes all the sense in the world.

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Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

King Possum III posted:

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I knew I shouldn't have wished for Animal Nuz back with that monkey's paw.

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Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Neodoomium posted:

Stantis and Allie being derisive of Labor Day makes all the sense in the world.

I'm almost positive that Stantis and Allie, like the vast majority of Americans, aren't aware of the socialist/labor movement origins of labor day.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 08:12

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Pakled posted:

I'm almost positive that Stantis and Allie, like the vast majority of Americans, aren't aware of the socialist/labor movement origins of labor day.

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du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Xander77 posted:

Unbelievable.

I'm literally screeching autistically atm

# ? Sep 4, 2017 09:35

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Xander77 posted:

Ramirez you loving idiot, we have Labor Day specifically because May Day was 2Marxist4DaUSA.

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King Possum III: Feb 15, 2016

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Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

King Possum III posted:

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Me, reading Prickly City.

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Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

I want a "I'm With Hate" hoodie.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 10:21

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

King Possum III posted:

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This is a reference to a cartoon he did in 2009

I'm glad Varvel recognizes the improvements to the economy after eight years of Obama. Very big of him.

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Two Inch Bee: Apr 17, 2003; Damn you, Lyle, and damn your style.

Mantis42 posted:

I want a "I'm With Hate" hoodie.

The perfect accessory to show your allegiance to Hillary Clinton, founder and leader of antifa, beloved by all on the far left.

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Luxury Tent Carpet: Feb 13, 2005; I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

King Possum III posted:

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...s-a7921846.html

:thunk:

# ? Sep 4, 2017 10:46

Starving Wolf: Apr 2, 2010; MUCH LATER; Yams Fan

King Possum III posted:

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Wow, get hosed.

King Possum III posted:

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The existence of Branco is proof to me that we live in the lovely sandbox universe, the offshoot version of the real one that God set up to test how a world without his love or guidance will turn out.

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King Possum III posted:

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toanoradian: May 31, 2011; The happiest waffligator

Two Inch Bee posted:

The perfect accessory to show your allegiance to Hillary Clinton, founder and leader of antifa, beloved by all on the far left.

How many antifas are there protecting the embassy at Benghazi? That's right, none.

Why else would Vince Foster never mention antifa? Because it has all been erased.

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sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

Pants Donkey posted:

This is a reference to a cartoon he did in 2009

I'm glad Varvel recognizes the improvements to the economy after eight years of Obama. Very big of him.

"reference"

# ? Sep 4, 2017 13:38

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Pants Donkey posted:

Pence would be bad but in a different way. I wouldn't see it as a major victory or anything, outside of the satisfaction in Trump having his ego utterly crushed.

EDIT: Honestly, the scariest thing is Trump being held up as a political martyr and his followers just becoming completely unhinged.

I feel like, as much damage as Trump is doing to civil liberties and environmental protections and all that with his actual power as president, he's doing far more damage to America by being this cult of personality figurehead for the alt-right. Pence will not have that mojo.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 13:49

Ralepozozaxe: Sep 6, 2010; A Veritable Smorgasbord!

King Possum III posted:

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While he still doesn't have a job, possibly because he wasn't dressed for success, this man has moved on to making patties in the street out of what appears to be mud.

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duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Ralepozozaxe posted:

While he still doesn't have a job, possibly because he wasn't dressed for success, this man has moved on to making patties in the street out of what appears to be mud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeyC52zeSGA&t=57s

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Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

King Possum III posted:

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

How are you going to do that? "Goring" is what you do with horns. If you have tail spikes, you're going to thagomize her.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 15:36

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

King Possum III posted:

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Was trying to do an edit changing Trump to one of his Hillaries and the text to "BENGHAZI, BENGHAZI, BENGHAZI" on the left and "EMAILS, EMAILS, EMAILS" on the right, but Photoshop is freezing randomly with my new graphics card, so... pretend I did that.

Also, this guy seems really young, long-haired, and, uh... "ethnically named" to be doing the Branco-Lester, "hate-filled old man" routine.