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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

In a move that is shocking literally no one, UEFA are apparently investigating FFP stuff with PSG

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

More like the tea lady knowing Rooney

yeah, in the Biblical sense

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Soulex posted:

In a move that is shocking literally no one, UEFA are apparently investigating FFP stuff with PSG

this article is a couple year old and kinda long, but is still very good and the point is still the same

http://theclassical.org/articles/paris-is-earning

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Lol Rooney's all over the papers this morning and his Mrs has flown home to deal with him 🤣

https://imgur.com/a/YeECt

monkeytennis fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Sep 2, 2017

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Apparently the kiss and tell girl wants to start her own career off the back of this. Silly Wazza, you're loaded. Pay a proper escort £5000 for a night and ensure she never breathes a word, Colleen won't care as long as it's not in the paper.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Apparently the kiss and tell girl wants to start her own career off the back of this. Silly Wazza, you're loaded. Pay a proper escort £5000 for a night and ensure she never breathes a word, Colleen won't care as long as it's not in the paper.

The last one he paid ended up doing a kiss n tell on him.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Skinty McEdger posted:

The last one he paid ended up doing a kiss n tell on him.

He's a literal retard and was carrying on a fake relationship with a hooker and videochatting with her and poo poo.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Yeah I'm sure when you're that rich there are agencies that literally exist on their ability to provide discretion. I suppose it must suck knowing no one actually likes you for who you actually are though.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Yeah I'm sure when you're that rich there are agencies that literally exist on their ability to provide discretion. I suppose it must suck knowing no one actually likes you for who you actually are though.

unless your wife finds out and then you get done for doping too

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
I suspect you don't need to click on the linked article.

https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/903898303993085952

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
good god

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Jose posted:

unless your wife finds out and then you get done for doping too

but you can always play in Turkey when that happens

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Yeah I'm sure when you're that rich there are agencies that literally exist on their ability to provide discretion. I suppose it must suck knowing no one actually likes you for who you actually are though.

imagine someone liking wayne rooney for who he is

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Brony Car posted:

I suspect you don't need to click on the linked article.

https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/903898303993085952

what's with her nose

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
At least if he'd have paid and she'd gone to the papers anywhere she would've been better looking. A poor crime to be doing doghouse time for.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Kurtofan posted:

what's with her nose

Looks like a bad nose job

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/WayneRooney/status/61593468186791936
https://twitter.com/RioFerdyyy5/status/903573798695391233

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

he wasnt talking to you rio

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Rooney did nothing wrong. He's the breadwinner of the family and Coleen is fat and ugly, truth.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Hegay posted:

Rooney did nothing wrong. He's the breadwinner of the family and Coleen is fat and ugly, truth.

Hi Coleen, didn't know you were posting here.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Hegay posted:

Rooney did nothing wrong. He's the breadwinner of the family and Coleen is fat and ugly, truth.

You can do better than him, it's ok.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
I think Coleen is cute. And she's not fat, she's pregnant with Wayne's 4th child.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
No surprise that Rooney behaves like a selfish piece of poo poo.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I'm sure this has been mentioned once or twice before, but because I am an idiot who just noticed it, I am going to say it now:

Wayne Rooney looks like Biffa Bacon from Viz.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://youtu.be/SVvIJHzlSWc

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




WRONG THREAD

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
To absolutely nobody's suprise, Tevez is too fat to play

So is Fredy Guarin apparently. Who knew that throwing a pile of money at someone to play in a joke league would result in less effort? I mean look at Higuain, ze

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Too fat to play in the Chinese Super League must be something to see

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Graham Taylor involved in sexual abuse cover-up at Aston Villa, inquiry told
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/sep/13/graham-taylor-sexual-abuse-cover-up-aston-villa?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref


All dead people who were around in the 70s were nonces.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Some mystery people stole a bunch of money:

Seven people have been arrested in connection with a missing £10.25m loan to Northampton Town Football Club.

A statement from Northamptonshire Police said it was investigating "allegations of theft and fraud, bribery, misconduct in public office and electoral offences".

The Northampton Borough Council loan was made in 2013 to redevelop the Sixfields stadium.

Nine other people have also been interviewed under caution, police said.

Detectives would not be drawn on the "nature of the interviews or the identity of those interviewed", Thursday's statement said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-41259436

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Clarke Carlisle has gone missing again.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Rooney gets 100 hours community service and £170 fine for drink driving, Everton fine him two weeks wages thought to cost £300k and then whatever Coleen rinses him for in the divorce.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Rooney gets 100 hours community service and £170 fine for drink driving, Everton fine him two weeks wages thought to cost £300k and then whatever Coleen rinses him for in the divorce.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY


That looks like a penis.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

blue footed boobie posted:

That looks like a penis.

That's very obviously a oval office.

Io_
Oct 15, 2012

woo woo

Pillbug
Looks like a character from Viz.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Io_ posted:

Looks like a character from Viz.

Biffa

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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Rooney gets 100 hours community service and £170 fine for drink driving, Everton fine him two weeks wages thought to cost £300k and then whatever Coleen rinses him for in the divorce.

Should be banned for life from appearing in public imo

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