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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Remember when that former child prostitute made a statement about Trump having a "sweaty, egg shaped penis"

It's not a lol but may explain why you don't see pics of trump with a lot of children; people are scared to leave their children with someone who allegedly rapes them, then demeans them for not making enough effort like that poor woman claimed.

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Page 2020. Really makes you think

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
I wonder if the Kompromat contains a lot of child abuse and rape?

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Ah yes, 2020, the end of the Democratic Party and the re-election of President Trump lol.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


tardwrangler posted:

Remember when that former child prostitute made a statement about Trump having a "sweaty, egg shaped penis"

It's not a lol but may explain why you don't see pics of trump with a lot of children; people are scared to leave their children with someone who allegedly rapes them, then demeans them for not making enough effort like that poor woman claimed.

Egg Dick

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Catastrophe posted:

Every single photo and video of Trump shows that all emotions other than anger are forced and fake but retarded retards like Joe Walsh think he's a warm, kind, friendly, selfless, caring person simply because he isn't black.

TL;DR death to America and let's start with Joe Walsh.

Careful though, Joe owns a musket.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
people sure would feel bad and ashamed they'd voted a child abuser and rapist for president.

I mean we know he beat his sons publicly, who knows what happens behind closed doors in that family?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

unpacked robinhood posted:

Please consider updating your ublock filters for a zen and peaceful lol experience


You're now posting in 100% lol mode, the retardation kept at the door thanks to the cyber.

HAha hey thanks and also thank you, factsareuseless and lowtax, for letting the MAGA men run amok on this gay rear end web site.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Definitive proof that Obama was a cold socialist dictator of a president:

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

tardwrangler posted:

I wonder if the Kompromat contains a lot of child abuse and rape?

Kompromat would be a good band name

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Over There posted:

Page 2020. Really makes you think

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

perms for chuds when, are the mods really going to let them have 4 strikes?

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
maybe he doesn't drink because of all the awful things that happen when the mask slips

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Mr.Tophat posted:

Happier cows don't make for tastier steaks do they? I thought that was debunked. I just know that people couldn't tell the difference between free range chickens and cage farmed. I'd be happy to be wrong. Unless that makes my flesh more delicious for some cannibalistic nutjob

If Hank Hill is wrong, God help us all.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Former DILF posted:

perms for chuds when, are the mods really going to let them have 4 strikes?

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Maybe that's what the Russians have.

Just got him drunk and put someone defenseless in his way and filmed the result.

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Former DILF posted:

perms for chuds when, are the mods really going to let them have 4 strikes?

lol you poo poo post constantly in the Trump is fine thread and are begging for permabans now? How loving sensitive are you ya nancy?

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Just imagine Donald Trump drunk and furious and looking to take it all out on someone with the buckle end.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i was going to the toilet to relieve myself occasionally, i dont wallow in it like you

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

tardwrangler posted:

Just imagine Donald Trump drunk and furious and looking to take it all out on someone with the buckle end.

lol this is a good one he would look so mad but I bet he'd be really calm about it too

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Trump.mp4 posted:

lol this is a good one he would look so mad but I bet he'd be really calm about it too

61

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

This 1's broken

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Can someone pm me if something funny happens.

Also buy me pms.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Here's a weird lol: I actually predicted Trump as President way back in September 2015. No really.

Flesh Forge posted:

The world has really turned upside down when ostensibly progressive people are advocating revenge killing and neckbeardy comics fans realize something's hosed up with that

Trump 2016 :freep:

l... l.... lol :(

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

tardwrangler posted:

maybe he doesn't drink because of all the awful things that happen when the mask slips

He almost certainly bawls like a baby whenever a drop of hooch touches his lips.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

tardwrangler posted:

Just imagine Donald Trump drunk and furious and looking to take it all out on someone with the buckle end.

Just imagine Donald Trump.


lol

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

tardwrangler posted:

Just imagine Donald Trump drunk and furious and looking to take it all out on someone with the buckle end.

I picture him like that IT'S GOOFY TIME picture except he's just wearing a rubber mask of his own head.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
U want to hear MAGA folk defend the deportation of child immigrants.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Trump looks down at Eric sniveling in the corner, the welt from a shoe heel forming a distinct shape on his cheek

"Looks kind of like a "D".....D for Donald"

He feels pride at the only thing he has actually produced today

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Who's got the sweetest disposition?
One guess -- guess who!
Who never never starts an argument?
Who never shows a bit of temperament?
Who's never wrong but always right?
Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
Who's got a lump and the world's biggest slump?
No one...but Donald Trump!

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Catastrophe posted:

On this Page of our Lord, 2017, STOP REPLYING TO AND QUOTING THE RETARD MEN AS IF THEY'RE REAL PEOPLE.

Yes. Please stop touching the poop!

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
lol if you think Donny 2scoops has the upper body strength to swing a belt effectively

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Danaru posted:

lol if you think Donny 2scoops has the upper body strength to swing a belt effectively

Every swing of the arm takes precious seconds of battery power off of his life.

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

2020, the year when we will be once again allowed to vote for hillary climton

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



WE ARE NOT AMUSED!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes


Disgusting display of patriotism :mad:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

hamtaro posted:

2020, the year when we will be once again allowed to vote for hillary climton

I'm gonna vote for hillary for the first time in my life because of how much it triggers mad buttblasted conservatives

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
In 2020, I'm just going to submit a write-in vote for "Suck My Balls" because who cares and this Earth is over anyway

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
aw I missed the Auspicious Page

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