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Randaconda posted:A lot of those dumb infomercial products were originally invented for people with mobility problems. Not really
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 15:14 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:10 |
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Wasabi the J posted:Speaking of stupid infomercials, I feel like the computer screen trick shot on this one is so exploitable. No, ordinary sunglasses!
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:38 |
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Did you ever want to look like a total douche?
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:42 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Did you ever want to look like a total douche? Yes. I am a fat middle aged lady, I would like to wear and thereby ruin all the things dude bros love.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:55 |
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gently caress yeah you're my hero. e: gently caress I'm now having a hell of a time picturing all the stuff that you could wear the poo poo out of to cause their total and utter ruination. You wear that poo poo girl. All that dude bro stuff. Beer, dumbbells... Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 22:17 on Aug 16, 2017 |
# ? Aug 16, 2017 22:09 |
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Karate Bastard posted:gently caress yeah you're my hero. But, I am sorry, we need at least an Imgur album for full mockage.
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# ? Aug 17, 2017 05:30 |
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Not a lifehack, but a terrible DIY where you can buy 90% of the items for cheap and they also won't leak or catch fire. https://youtu.be/eUpyGdC81_o
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 23:00 |
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Eat your own poop
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 18:17 |
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Bremma posted:Not a lifehack, but a terrible DIY where you can buy 90% of the items for cheap and they also won't leak or catch fire. Why would you build your own pump and power switch. Jesus Christ.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 20:49 |
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Because you're a maker! It's important to make everything from scratch!
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 05:12 |
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Randaconda posted:A lot of those dumb infomercial products were originally invented for people with mobility problems. Yeah but mostly olds. It's amazing to go to Amazon and look at reviews for stuff like the Baseboard Buddy, and everyone (ostensibly) young is like "this is dumb it's a sponge on a stick" and then old people posting "I'm 83 and I can't get down there to clean stuff, this helps "
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 08:39 |
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Pick posted:Yeah but mostly olds. It's amazing to go to Amazon and look at reviews for stuff like the Baseboard Buddy, and everyone (ostensibly) young is like "this is dumb it's a sponge on a stick" and then old people posting "I'm 83 and I can't get down there to clean stuff, this helps " I wonder why people don't complain about completely analogous stuff? I mean you don't really see "this is dumb it's a brush on a stick" when someone is trying to sell you a broom.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 08:56 |
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Also a lot of that stuff might be dumb but it's like the cost of a bowl of soup at Panera Bread so who cares if old people can do something with a not particularly robust stick-sponge. kind of a low hanging fruit.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 09:00 |
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I just realized "sponge on a stick" is one of the most successful (cleaning) products in the past 67 years here:
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 09:07 |
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It's also what the Romans used to clean their butts.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 09:11 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:"sponge on a stick" philistine
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 18:20 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:I just realized "sponge on a stick" is one of the most successful (cleaning) products in the past 67 years here:
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 18:27 |
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Haifisch posted:It's a really popular product for all sorts of uses. That's a sponge on a handle though.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 19:10 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:That's a sponge on a handle though. Handles are just applied stick technogy.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 21:20 |
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https://twitter.com/TheDIYcrafts/status/904741907623903232
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:26 |
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There's a lot to be mad about in that video, but I think the frozen pizza one offends me the most. Frozen pizza only takes 10 minutes in an oven anyway! And it didn't give a setting to use. Also I've never in my life met someone with a garment steamer.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:42 |
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I don't know if I would trust an iron to give me an evenly cooked steak of safe internal temperature.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:47 |
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Humerus posted:There's a lot to be mad about in that video, but I think the frozen pizza one offends me the most. Frozen pizza only takes 10 minutes in an oven anyway! And it didn't give a setting to use. But hotel rooms have them! Traveler hacks!
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:48 |
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"No, not that one! That's my salmon coffee maker!"
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:49 |
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Len posted:I don't know if I would trust an iron to give me an evenly cooked steak of safe internal temperature. Generally, with decent beef, you don't have to worry so much about the internal temperature as you do making the surface safe. It's just like how you can cook pork pink, since they got a handle on trichinosis.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:50 |
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Instant Jellyfish posted:"No, not that one! That's my salmon coffee maker!" Mmmmmm. Salmon arabica!
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:50 |
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Samizdata posted:Generally, with decent beef, you don't have to worry so much about the internal temperature as you do making the surface safe. It's just like how you can cook pork pink, since they got a handle on trichinosis. THEY say.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:55 |
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Humerus posted:Also I've never in my life met someone with a garment steamer. Garment steamers are great. Way easier than ironing suit jackets or pants.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:56 |
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MariusLecter posted:THEY say.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:33 |
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Samizdata posted:Generally, with decent beef, you don't have to worry so much about the internal temperature as you do making the surface safe. It's just like how you can cook pork pink, since they got a handle on trichinosis. That is just what the parasites eating your noggin want you to think.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:38 |
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Lord help me, those did look like good hard boiled eggs.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:43 |
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Applesnots posted:That is just what the parasites eating your noggin want you to think.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:46 |
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Humerus posted:There's a lot to be mad about in that video, but I think the frozen pizza one offends me the most. Frozen pizza only takes 10 minutes in an oven anyway! And it didn't give a setting to use. Also who the gently caress has a pan big enough for a frozen pizza?
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:50 |
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rydiafan posted:Lord help me, those did look like good hard boiled eggs. For some reason the video won't load for me past about 40 seconds, so I don't know what they did with the eggs, but actual lifehack: steaming or pressure cooking your eggs to hard/soft-boil them makes them insanely easy to peel. muscles like this! posted:Also who the gently caress has a pan big enough for a frozen pizza?
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:55 |
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I got https://www.hamiltonbeach.com/egg-cooker-25500 when it came up on slickdeals a while ago, and holy crap does it do a good job. I don't like dedicated gadgets, but this is on the level of rice cooker as far as ease/quickness/dumbass-proof-cooking goes e: since the site doesn't have much of a description, it's basically a mini hotplate with a sensor/timer that steams however many eggs to soft, medium, or hard boiled Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 01:12 on Sep 5, 2017 |
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Sentient Data posted:I got https://www.hamiltonbeach.com/egg-cooker-25500 when it came up on slickdeals a while ago, and holy crap does it do a good job. I don't like dedicated gadgets, but this is on the level of rice cooker as far as ease/quickness/dumbass-proof-cooking goes I am wondering how the texture compares to boiled eggs, as I have been told (and been too lazy to check out) baked eggs are superior to boiled.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 01:50 |
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Samizdata posted:I am wondering how the texture compares to boiled eggs, as I have been told (and been too lazy to check out) baked eggs are superior to boiled. Steamed eggs are great. Try them for yourself: Put a half dozen large eggs in a medium frying pan, add 1/3 c. water, and slap on a tight cover. Cook over high heat for 3 minutes, low heat for another 3, then turn off the heat entirely and let the pan sit, still covered, for 9 more minutes before they're ready to eat. You may want to run the eggs under cold water/give them an ice bath to stop the cooking process, but I find it's less necessary than when boiling them in a full pot of water. The problem I've seen with baked eggs in their shells is that the shells can brown, which is a little disconcerting. I expect if the white is thinner on the browned side, that part may be overcooked.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 02:26 |
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Hirayuki posted:Steamed eggs are great. Try them for yourself: Put a half dozen large eggs in a medium frying pan, add 1/3 c. water, and slap on a tight cover. Cook over high heat for 3 minutes, low heat for another 3, then turn off the heat entirely and let the pan sit, still covered, for 9 more minutes before they're ready to eat. You may want to run the eggs under cold water/give them an ice bath to stop the cooking process, but I find it's less necessary than when boiling them in a full pot of water. Next time I have eggs on hand, I will do so!
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 02:29 |
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Humerus posted:There's a lot to be mad about in that video, but I think the frozen pizza one offends me the most. Frozen pizza only takes 10 minutes in an oven anyway! And it didn't give a setting to use. That seems like a perfectly sensible way to heat up a pizza if you don't have access to an oven or grill, though. It's just lifehacky because it's just using a pan lid for its intended purpose. Also, "setting"?
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Hirayuki posted:The problem I've seen with baked eggs in their shells is that the shells can brown, which is a little disconcerting.
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