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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Choco1980 posted:

Wait wait wait, are we just going to glaze right over the "Hip Hopportunity" thing here?

Did you uh....read the rest of it?

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Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"
It's not real...

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Ammanas posted:

It's not real...

IT'S REAL TO ME!

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Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Bad news folks the future is gonna be the lame shadowrun future.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/904883299318808576

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

pyf picture of text

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Away all Goats posted:

pyf picture of text

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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False confinement eh? I prescribe confinement.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I'm glad they can't lock me up for deranged masturbation anymore

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

RFC2324 posted:

I'm glad they can't lock me up for deranged masturbation anymore

Nope, now you just have to get a FurAffinity account.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Masturbation for 30 years sounds like an understatement.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I love that there are no fewer than 2 reasons for admission involving horses. "So why are you in the lunatic asylum?" "I FELL FROM A HORSE!"

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
I'm the mental excitement.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Female disease.

E: women trouble.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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"What are you in for?"
"Masturbation. You?" :fap:
"DERANGED MASTURBATION :unsmigghh::fh:

cnut
May 3, 2016

TontoCorazon posted:

Masturbation for 30 years sounds like an understatement.

Depends how old you are.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Novel reading? :ohdear:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Though I do support locking people up for politics

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Screaming Idiot posted:

I love that there are no fewer than 2 reasons for admission involving horses. "So why are you in the lunatic asylum?" "I FELL FROM A HORSE!"

I took this to mean "traumatic brain injury resulting in behavior change and/or cognitive impairment."

I don't even have a guess for "female disease."

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I took this to mean "traumatic brain injury resulting in behavior change and/or cognitive impairment."

I don't even have a guess for "female disease."

Wasn't that the old timey term for bi-polar, or was it something else?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I took this to mean "traumatic brain injury resulting in behavior change and/or cognitive impairment."

I don't even have a guess for "female disease."

Given it's the 1800's, it could be anything from actual mental instability to having an opinion that differs from a man's. If not a broad catagory to cover both and everything inbetween.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Blue Footed Booby posted:


I don't even have a guess for "female disease."

Having Opinions whilst Female.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Randaconda posted:

Wasn't that the old timey term for bi-polar, or was it something else?

Probably hysteria which literally means suffering from the uterus

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

I prefer to believe to believe that the novel part is an adjective instead of the object. Like they got thrown in there for reading stuff in New and novel ways.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I prefer to believe to believe that the novel part is an adjective instead of the object. Like they got thrown in there for reading stuff in New and novel ways.

Some people just couldn't cope after reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince :ohdear:.

I wanted to go with Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Final Problem", but that was four years too late apparently :argh:.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I took this to mean "traumatic brain injury resulting in behavior change and/or cognitive impairment."

I don't even have a guess for "female disease."

Yeah, but that's a bit specific. "We're sorry, but we can't take your husband, as his brain-injury is completely non horse-related. Calm down, or else we'll bring you in for your female disease!"

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Probably hysteria which literally means suffering from the uterus

Note that it includes hysteria, uterine derangement, menstrual deranged, women trouble, female trouble, imaginary female trouble, ill treatment by husband, desertion by husband, female disease, and domestic trouble. In the 1800s you could be declared insane and locked up for being a woman.

Also lol "bloody flux". Flux is diarrhea. You're making GBS threads blood? Off to the asylum with you, ya fuckin' maniac!

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Screaming Idiot posted:

Yeah, but that's a bit specific. "We're sorry, but we can't take your husband, as his brain-injury is completely non horse-related. Calm down, or else we'll bring you in for your female disease!"

They preferred horse related brain injuries because they were more stable.

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Note that it includes hysteria, uterine derangement, menstrual deranged, women trouble, female trouble, imaginary female trouble, ill treatment by husband, desertion by husband, female disease, and domestic trouble. In the 1800s you could be declared insane and locked up for being a woman.

Also lol "bloody flux". Flux is diarrhea. You're making GBS threads blood? Off to the asylum with you, ya fuckin' maniac!

I'm here due to Salvation Army!

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Given it's the 1800's, it could be anything from actual mental instability to having an opinion that differs from a man's. If not a broad catagory to cover both and everything inbetween.

Of course, anything related to women would naturally be a broad category. :rimshot:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Probably hysteria which literally means suffering from the uterus

Treatable by "hysterical paroxysm"

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

Pancho Jueves posted:

Of course, anything related to women would naturally be a broad category. :rimshot:

Dammit. Beaten like a 19th century wife

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

La Brea Carpet posted:

They preferred horse related brain injuries because they were more stable.

:frogout:

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

La Brea Carpet posted:

They preferred horse related brain injuries because they were more stable.

Goons will take any opportunity to trot out a stupid pun.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:
Come on now, stop horsing around.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
Neigh

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Goons will take any opportunity to trot out a stupid pun.
The entire forum is built on a foundation of stupid puns.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I don't even have a guess for "female disease."

Rumda posted:

Having Opinions whilst Female.


Is this the same kind of poo poo that resulted in one of JFK's sisters getting a lobotomy?

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Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Screaming Idiot posted:

Yeah, but that's a bit specific. "We're sorry, but we can't take your husband, as his brain-injury is completely non horse-related. Calm down, or else we'll bring you in for your female disease!"

I assume that being kicked in the head by a horse and being rendered insensible because of it was a common occurrence.

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