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Wirth1000 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQzdyBbzvjc It's a yoke!
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Zaphod42 posted:I found a better one This would be like sidecar racing but a million times more insane
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RIP Theophany. The one good poster in this thread.
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I'm going to pour a cheap wine out for Theophany right now in memory of him. Into my mouth.
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1500's 1.500 pound alcohol review or whatever gross money canadians use
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Just lol if you don't bring a bottle of Olde English to the big family christmas dinner.
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just lol if your family doesnt have better alcohol on tap anyways
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1500quidporsche posted:Just lol if you don't bring a bottle of Olde English to the big family christmas dinner. Just lol if you're playing 40hands to get through it.
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1500quidporsche posted:Just lol if you don't bring a bottle of Olde English to the big family christmas dinner. I bring a bottle of Old English so I can help restore cherished family furniture.
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1500quidporsche posted:Just lol if you don't bring a bottle of Olde English to the big family christmas dinner. LSD
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1500quidporsche posted:Although I think Diana should've been publicly executed for going against the Queen. That's hella treason. But she was 
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OhsH posted:just lol if your family doesnt have better alcohol on tap anyways They stopped handing out free hol after my uncle called my retarded cousin a ginger bitch on my birthday lol.
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1500quidporsche posted:They stopped handing out free hol after my uncle called my retarded cousin a ginger bitch on my birthday lol. this party is lit a f
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OhsH posted:1500's 1.500 pound alcohol review It's just called canadian tire money. I've got a huge wad of it, at least 6 bucls.
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ilmucche posted:This would be like sidecar racing but a million times more insane Imagine sidecar racing but the dudes riding in the sidecars have pipes and try to smack each other Formula Road Rash
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https://twitter.com/racinghumour/status/904329490578452480
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Skarsnik posted:This threads short memory about what an unbearable little poo poo Vettel was amazes me sometimes Vettel has never been an 'unbearable little poo poo' at any point in his carreer. Only somebody who eats boiled horse meat would say such bad things about someone as good as Vettel.
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Powershift posted:Makes you wonder what kind of terrible poo poo Alonso has done to deserve his terrible situation. weeb
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Powershift posted:Makes you wonder what kind of terrible poo poo Alonso has done to deserve his terrible situation. Lots of anime
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Powershift posted:Makes you wonder what kind of terrible poo poo Alonso has done to deserve his terrible situation. Leave Scuderia Ferrari
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Powershift posted:Makes you wonder what kind of terrible poo poo Alonso has done to deserve his terrible situation. A very long list of incredibly attractive women.
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Powershift posted:Makes you wonder what kind of terrible poo poo Alonso has done to deserve his terrible situation. Being an ex-Ferrari driver. Instant career killer. Just ask Schumi
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Wirth1000 posted:How is no one talking about how big of a whiny baby Kimi is? He's at least funny.
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Hamilton sex tape just got leaked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31CuA_qNl3w
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wicka posted:Vettel is a really bad driver who cries a lot. Top notch post, op
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having been a lurker of this thread for years i must say that rivals dot com puns are part of the essence of the thread and that probes for them are really gay poois shamilton (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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tupacalypse posted:having been a lurker of this thread for years i must say that rivals dot com puns are part of the essence of the thread and that probes for them are really gay adrian sutil
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If anyone is curious what Sutil has been up to (lmao) here's his g/f's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenniferbex/?hl=en
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wicka posted:Vettel is a really bad driver who cries a lot. This but also Nando San crying hero 
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2nd pic should be his P45. Also lol at them trying to copyright two pictures they stole and something someone else said.
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1. Make bad 'memes' 2. ...? 3. Profit!
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Anyway now here are my      OFFICIAL FROMULA 1 RACE RATINGS1 44 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes - as we all know 69 is the funny sex number and as a big fan of funny numbers I think this is a good amount of poles to have. Fortunately this will be his last pole this season as Ferrari are about to win every other pole and race for the rest of the year 69/69 2 77 Valtteri Bottas Mercedes - I'm sorry that I pretended that Valtteri was Heikki Kovalinen in a previous post and would like to apologize. This guy entered a Formula 1 race, qualified for the race and even finished it in 2nd. What an achivement! 5/10 3 5 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari - WHAT A TOP DRIVE FROM MY BEST LAD SEBASTIAN VETTEL AGAINST ALL ODDS MANAGING TO SECURE 3RD PLACE FOR THE GLORIOUS SCUDERIA AT THE HOME OF THE SCUDERIA MONZA ∞/10 4 3 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer - confirmed to be a rapist over team radio, did some good overtakes I guess. 6/10 5 7 Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari - was a bit poo poo, let the scud down this weekend, but I'm sure he will definitely be awesome for the rest of the season. 9/10 6 31 Esteban Ocon Force India Mercedes - What a great drive from Estrogen cockon 8/10 7 18 Lance Stroll Williams Mercedes - Wow what a top top top top top weekend for Canada's Pride Lance Stroll. Who says you need money to be good in F1? 10/10 8 19 Felipe Massa Williams Mercedes - Terrible terrible terrible drive from everyones least favorite Brazilian FailPeePee Assa, randomly crashing into people. Almost killed Max 'The Future of F1' Verstappen and totally ruined his race. Should be banned from the sport -420/10 9 11 Sergio Perez Force India Mercedes - HEY, HEY HEY DO YA REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO DRIVE FOR MCLAREN? DO YA? GO ON DO YA REMEMBER??????? ALSO I KNOW ITS HILLARIOUS THAT IN THIS CONTEXT THE JOKE IS THAT MCLAREN WERE CONSIDERED GOOD AT SOME POINT /6/10 10 33 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer - What can I say fantastic qualifying performance, combined with a fantastic drive after being almost killed by a geriatric braindamaged Brazillian he still manages to finish in the points. 9001/10 11 20 Kevin Magnussen Haas Ferrari - So last time I was insanely illegally probated for being far too funny for the thread with a rivals dot com pun for this guy so i'll try again. Keven F*gnussen. 6(hours of probation)/10 12 26 Daniil Kvyat Toro Rosso - I bet Danii is sick of being called the torpedo 9000 times a second when he's on screen. Didn't do anything, bring back minardi pls. 5/10 13 27 Nico Hulkenberg Renault - What a fraud, somehow lucking out by making sure good lad Jolyon 'jol' Palmer has a bad car. Also here's a rivals dot com pun Pricko Spunkenberg 4/10 14 55 Carlos Sainz Toro Rosso - I can't think of a mean thing to say about nuestro Carlos, he's a good lad that deserves to not be driving for a lovely fizzy drinks team. 8/10 15 8 Romain Grosjean Haas Ferrari - big bitch, delayed qualifying by 9000 hours so I ended up spending the saturday drinking and helping a friend swap his bin wheels onto his motorcycle. probably bitched on the radio during the race about something 2/10 16 94 Pascal Wehrlein Sauber Ferrari - this guy fuc 17 14 Fernando Alonso McLaren Honda - I'm pretty sure this guy has brutally murdered Jolyon Palmer by now, I cannot condone the murder of a good lad who means well 10/10 18 9 Marcus Ericsson Sauber Ferrari - if you think I can think of something to say about this guy then you'd be wrong. you can't even make a good rivals cot com pun out of his name. NC 2 Stoffel Vandoorne McLaren Honda - So I've been informed that it was actually this guys home gp last race and not Max 'the future of F1' Verstappen's. 9/10 NC 30 Jolyon Palmer Renault - killed by Spaniard 4/10
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