Avirosb posted:

You don't start with Final Fantasy, you start with Mario Kart

King Possum III posted:

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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loquacius posted:

I can't even tell what this take is

like, I guess it's probably "tearing down confederate statues is a waste of time and effort" but the point and the visual gag seem completely divorced from each other

toanoradian posted:

Multiple people can play Final Fantasy? I thought they were strictly single-player only.

Lurdiak posted:

It's the Black Panthers tactic. Keep saying they're dangerous and violent long enough, and soon all the dumbass centrists will also have thinkpieces about it, and it'll just become accepted as truth with zero evidence, because why would everyone be saying it all the time if it wasn't true?

SwitchbladeKult posted:

I'm frightens me just how many people think schools are leftist training camps and that leftists are the Real Oppressors™.

BgRdMchne posted:

Prism posted:

He walked that back already, last I heard. (And by that I mean he forced someone at the White House to walk it back so he didn't have to actually say that he wasn't giving money.) It's from the Trump Foundation now, not his pockets.

loquacius posted:

I can't even tell what this take is

like, I guess it's probably "tearing down confederate statues is a waste of time and effort" but the point and the visual gag seem completely divorced from each other

Technowolf posted:

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BgRdMchne posted:

dougdrums posted:

This totally didn't happen and other large corporations already donated at least tens of millions iirc.

It doesn't even matter what account it comes out of because it's a relative pittance.

Is it really 00/100 I should be writing? I always write no/100 ... they cash them anyways ...

BgRdMchne posted:

Prism posted:

Edit: https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/903704506977935360
I mean she doesn't say 'yeah, it's coming from the Foundation', but if she won't say it's not... Honestly, I'd be surprised if it shows up at all.

BgRdMchne posted:

dougdrums posted:

Is it really 00/100 I should be writing? I always write no/100 ... they cash them anyways ...

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Who is Varvel even trying to convince: people who don't support Chimp, or himself? Anyone can write a check; that doesn't necessarily prove that you're empathetic to people's suffering. But Chimp has a long history of not giving a poo poo about anyone but himself and his family.

Garrison posted:

Storm clouds continue to gather on many fronts. There’s a nut job in North Korea with advanced nuclear weapons as well as the ballistic missiles to carry them. His continued saber rattling includes blowing up Guam and an EMP strike on America. The lefties criticize President Trump for speaking out against such bellicosity. Other presidents previously tried to buy off North Korea. The Clinton administration sent former president Jimmy Carter to cut a deal with the hermit state. We ended up giving them $5 billion in aid as well as two nuclear reactors. In return, North Korea agreed to stop pursuing nuclear weapons. We know how well that worked out. Recently the well-aged but still unctuously sanctimonious Carter criticized Trump for not pursuing peace.

Obama kicked the North Korean can down the road, but he maliciously aided Iran by giving them billions of dollars to further their nuclear weapons development. Iran wants to blow up Israel and the muslim Obama apparently likes that idea. The former president also helped muslim terrorists. It’s a familiar lefty pattern. Reward those who hate America and our allies.

There’s another hurricane brewing in the Atlantic even as flooding persists in Houston. President Trump handled himself admirably during the disaster, but still garnered no respect from the left-leaning legacy media. They criticized Trump for donating one million of his own money to help hurricane victims. They even made fun of Melania’s choice of footwear. Hillary and her mainstream media continue to push the ‘Russia’ lie without any evidence whatsoever. Clinton is also cashing in on her election loss with a book in which she whines about Trump ‘looming’ during a debate. The vile, lying money-grubber even has the unmitigated gall to ask over $2,000 per individual greeting on her book tour.

Michael Moore continues to lead the ‘resistance’ movement against Trump. The round man wants to do anything he can to thwart our President from doing what he was elected to do. Maxine Waters and others on the spoiled brat left incessantly cry for Trump’s impeachment.

Soros is a billionaire terrorist who funds the violent Antifa and Black Lives Matter movements. He helps flood Europe with endless immigrants who gladly show up to get free stuff. Some see it as an ideal chance to pursue their hobbies such as rape and pillage. Soros funds such operations as a means to destroy western civilization. He and his Illuminati friends are relentless in their quest for a new world order. Soros needs to be arrested and his wealth confiscated.

The far left lunatics possess the sound and fury of a category 5 hurricane. They gladly welcome America’s destruction because they foolishly want our Constitutional Republic replaced with their idea of a multi-cultural post-modern globalist, socialist, and politically correct utopia. Let’s hope President Trump can ride out their storm.

—Ben Garrison

Trogdos! posted:

skeleton warrior posted:

Well, there's been a huge and open WTF reaction as Chimp toured Texas on the weekend and proved that he has no idea how to show empathy/ react to people's misfortunes/ act in a manner befitting a self-aware human being. So of course Varvel's going to get defensive and "prove" that Chimp has empathy because of this check he didn't and never will write.

Remember that it took months of hounding and expose work by the Washington Post before he wrote the donatIon to Veteran's groups he said he would to "prove" his fighting with the Khans wasn't indicative of a lack of empathy or understanding.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Technically, you don't need to put it at all, it's just so that someone can't bilk you out of 99 cents by adding 99/100. You could even put --/100 and it'd work.

loquacius posted:

I can't even tell what this take is

like, I guess it's probably "tearing down confederate statues is a waste of time and effort" but the point and the visual gag seem completely divorced from each other

Ben Garrison posted:

The Clinton administration sent former president Jimmy Carter to cut a deal with the hermit state. We ended up giving them $5 billion in aid as well as two nuclear reactors. In return, North Korea agreed to stop pursuing nuclear weapons. We know how well that worked out. Recently the well-aged but still unctuously sanctimonious Carter criticized Trump for not pursuing peace.

Obama kicked the North Korean can down the road

BgRdMchne posted:

Starving Wolf posted:

Empathy... empathy... hmm... no, not ringing any b- Oh! oh yeah, that's where you pretend to give out a tiny fraction of your money to people to make seem like you care about them! I am a human being and understand human concepts. Beep.

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