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Concerned enough about his posture to get a gym ball but still slouches on it like a slob.
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Isn't he married in the comics? If so, I'd go with the idea that his wife and doctor were more concerned with his posture (and the former with the floor scuffing), but the hunching is more his way of rebelling. That was my interpretation. Either way, I absolutely love watching him race down rabbit holes after Spider-man.
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His wife died 
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wiegieman posted:Just 10 issues of J. Jonah Jameson solving crimes and righting wrongs.  "Jigsaw" Jameson is on the case.
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The J stands for Justice. All of them.
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Last I remember he had another heart attack and was living a healthier lifestyle. So it could be part of that. Good for you, Jonah!
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Push El Burrito posted:Last I remember he had another heart attack and was living a healthier lifestyle. So it could be part of that. Good for you, Jonah! That scene in the second Spider-Man movie where his desk is covered with pill bottles and he's desperately trying not to yell at Betty Brant is so great. 
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prefect posted:That scene in the second Spider-Man movie where his desk is covered with pill bottles and he's desperately trying not to yell at Betty Brant is so great. That's from the third film.  You just complimented Spider-man 3.
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Lurdiak posted:That's from the third film. There's a lot of good scenes in Spider-Man 3
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Yeah I know. There's barely any bad scenes in it (most of them are in the last 20 minutes), it's just that none of the scenes follow each other and the film is an incoherent mess as a result.
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Lurdiak posted:That's from the third film. I don't care, because JK Simmons JJJ was the best Jonah. 
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prefect posted:I don't care, because JK Simmons JJJ was the best Jonah. They should've just kept JK Simmons in all three versions. I suspect the reason that JJJ never even cameoed in the Amazing Spider-Mans or Homecoming is because how the gently caress can you follow that up.
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Crossposting this from the TV thread, Zdarsky did a charity sketch:
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is that Charlie cox as Namor?
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Looks unsettlingly like Paul Ryan.
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And Colter as Hulk and Ritter as Dr. Strange. Iron Fist is using his Silver Surfer powers to be the background.
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Lurdiak posted:Yeah I know. There's barely any bad scenes in it (most of them are in the last 20 minutes), it's just that none of the scenes follow each other and the film is an incoherent mess as a result. If there's ever been a film that embodies "less than the sum of its parts", I've yet to encounter it.
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You didn't die from nuclear holocaust along with the others Cyclops, are you ok with that? No?
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He also either used direct photo reference or committed to the bit enough to draw Cox doing his blind acting and not matching the other two's eyeline.
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evilmiera posted:You didn't die from nuclear holocaust along with the others Cyclops, are you ok with that? No? Oh it wasn't anything so dramatic. Count Nefaria tried to take control of Norad with his ani-pals. The X-men promptly routed them, and while running away, Thunderbird jumped on Nefaria's jet and punched it so hard it exploded, killing him. The odds John Proudstar was going to have a long career were pretty low.
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Kalli posted:The odds John Proudstar was going to have a long career were pretty low. In another timeline, Wolverine was the redundant tough guy they killed off, and Thunderbird is the hyperpopular icon of comic book superheroes.
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purple death ray posted:There's a lot of good scenes in Spider-Man 3 you son of a bitch
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TenCentFang posted:In another timeline, Wolverine was the redundant tough guy they killed off, and Thunderbird is the hyperpopular icon of comic book superheroes. In another (popular) timeline, John "Thunderbird" Warstar became Apocalypse's Horseman of War, so that checks out. Somewhere in the Multiverse, there was (is?) a reality where Slapstick or Morph or someone else equally ridiculous ascended to become Apocalypse, and picked equally-appropriate Horseman - Howard the Duck and Squirrel Girl, for example. Perhaps Doom saved us all from that outcome, and Reed Richards et al managed to *not* restore it. Only via future one-shots, events and parody pages will we ever know... WHY THAT ONE WATCHER ONLY DRINKS AND CRIES
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Lurdiak posted:His wife died 
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Knormal posted:SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAAAAAN It actually kinda was Spider-man's fault. He was all "Don't worry Jonah, I'll keep her safe!" Then like 5 seconds later his spider-sense didn't warn him a huge piece of shrapnel was headed for her head and she died.
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As News-Paper Spider-Man has taught us many times, his spider-sense is blind to falling rubble.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:As News-Paper Spider-Man has taught us many times, his spider-sense is blind to falling rubble. 
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:As News-Paper Spider-Man has taught us many times, his spider-sense is blind to falling rubble. And butlers! 
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TenCentFang posted:And butlers! that 3rd panel makes it look like spidey is sucking on his thumb while he takes a nap
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Kharn_The_Betrayer posted:that 3rd panel makes it look like spidey is sucking on his thumb while he takes a nap Can you prove he isn't?
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I want a list of all the batshit Z-list villains that Stan Lee has created and debuted in Newspaper Spidey, because they are equal parts wonderful and terrible. I want Big Time, Clown 9, Hammerhand, and all these other gormless morons to exist in the official marvel handbook and be played entirely straight.
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CzarChasm posted:I want a list of all the batshit Z-list villains that Stan Lee has created and debuted in Newspaper Spidey, because they are equal parts wonderful and terrible. I'm almost certain Stan Lee's involvement with the newspaper strip ends with the use of his name.
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TenCentFang posted:I'm almost certain Stan Lee's involvement with the newspaper strip ends with the use of his name. I suspect Larry (his brother?) does the actual writing.
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prefect posted:I suspect Larry (his brother?) does the actual writing. Yeah, Larry is his brother. But I wonder how much he even does at this point.
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PANT NAZIS - COMICDAFT
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It's a G for GOOD BOY! Yes he is! Yes you are!
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See, this is why George Reeves always dodged when the bad guys threw guns at him.
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CzarChasm posted:I want a list of all the batshit Z-list villains that Stan Lee has created and debuted in Newspaper Spidey, because they are equal parts wonderful and terrible. I want Big Time, Clown 9, Hammerhand, and all these other gormless morons to exist in the official marvel handbook and be played entirely straight. This is probably the closest you'll get for now
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Jiro posted:It's a G for GOOD BOY! Yes he is! Yes you are! His superhero name is in fact G-Boy, and he's great.
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