KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

Capt. Sticl posted:

Edit: I don't know how to spell periodontist.

Sometimes I spell "Jerry" with a G!

...and an I!
:cawg:

# ? Sep 4, 2017 01:24

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 10:21

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Hello, 911? How are ya? :haw:

# ? Sep 4, 2017 03:41

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

The Narrator posted:

Hello, 911? How are ya?

Wow, Poison Control? That's even higher than #1!

# ? Sep 4, 2017 04:41

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

Wow, Poison Control? That's even higher than #1!

1st and 1st? How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

# ? Sep 5, 2017 16:34

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Ginette Reno posted:

1st and 1st? How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

George, you've got to go downtown.

It's all downtown.

# ? Sep 5, 2017 16:58

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

JethroMcB posted:

George, you've got to go downtown.

It's all downtown.

I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!

# ? Sep 5, 2017 18:47

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

DuhSal posted:

I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!

Well, don't stick around and let your troubles surround you. There are movie shows...

...downtown.

# ? Sep 5, 2017 21:01

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

JethroMcB posted:

George, you've got to go downtown.

It's all downtown.

I've got to get on that internet.

# ? Sep 6, 2017 01:00

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

I've got to get on that internet.

We can check porn...and stock quotes!

# ? Sep 6, 2017 02:14

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DrBouvenstein posted:

We can check porn...and stock quotes!

DrBouvenstein, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

# ? Sep 6, 2017 04:52

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

DrBouvenstein, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

# ? Sep 6, 2017 05:18

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

DrBouvenstein posted:

We can check porn...and stock quotes!

Porn quotes :newlol:

# ? Sep 6, 2017 06:08

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

The Narrator posted:

Porn quotes

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:16

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

DuhSal posted:

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:33

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

Do they have a castle in Windsor?

# ? Sep 6, 2017 21:35

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

Do they have a castle in Windsor?

No but the difference is negligible.

# ? Sep 6, 2017 23:23

Electromax: May 6, 2007

Ginette Reno posted:

Do they have a castle in Windsor?

What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid?

# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:23

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Don't you see? You're just avoiding the middle man. You were gonna give her her spare keys, so she was gonna give 'em to me. So, all that's happening is that instead of giving them to her, you're giving them to me. It's just unfortunate that when she gave you yours, you didn't give her hers. 'Cause then she would have given 'em to me, because she has mine. So then I would have never had to ask you for hers, so that I could get mine.

# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:25

Electromax: May 6, 2007

Electromax posted:

What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid?

TMMadman posted:

Don't you see? You're just avoiding the middle man. You were gonna give her her spare keys, so she was gonna give 'em to me. So, all that's happening is that instead of giving them to her, you're giving them to me. It's just unfortunate that when she gave you yours, you didn't give her hers. 'Cause then she would have given 'em to me, because she has mine. So then I would have never had to ask you for hers, so that I could get mine.

Hey TBS-watching buddy, nice quotes.

# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:29

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Electromax posted:

Hey TBS-watching buddy, nice quotes.

You have screwed me again, Pennypacker! :mad:

# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:47

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

You know, if you take every post I've made, and condense it doesn't to one post, it looks decent!

# ? Sep 8, 2017 01:05

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Change the subject? Toilets is the subject!

# ? Sep 8, 2017 01:05

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

You have screwed me again, Pennypacker!

Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here...and Mr. Vandelay is here...then who's watching the factory?

The Saab factory?

# ? Sep 8, 2017 01:06

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

JethroMcB posted:

Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here...and Mr. Vandelay is here...then who's watching the factory?

The Saab factory?

Jerry, that's in Sweden :confused:

# ? Sep 8, 2017 01:09

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Narrator posted:

Jerry, that's in Sweden

I have the body of a taut pre-teen Swedish boy.

# ? Sep 8, 2017 01:10

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

The Narrator posted:

Jerry, that's in Sweden

Jerry, these are load bearing walls!

# ? Sep 8, 2017 01:12

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Change the subject? Toilets is the subject!

Exquisite marble, high ceilings, and a flush like a jet engine!

# ? Sep 8, 2017 03:20

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Gyshall posted:

Jerry, these are load bearing walls!

You sayin'... you want a piece of me?!

# ? Sep 8, 2017 13:26

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

Exquisite marble, high ceilings, and a flush like a jet engine!

Sperry Rand Building. Fourteenth floor, Morgan Apparel.

Mention my name, she'll give you the key. :smug:

# ? Sep 8, 2017 13:56

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Sperry Rand Building. Fourteenth floor, Morgan Apparel.

Mention my name, she'll give you the key.

Vandelay! Say Vandelay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Sep 8, 2017 15:07

Electromax: May 6, 2007

Ginette Reno posted:

Vandelay! Say Vandelay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*choking* _{moops! moops!}

# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:11

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

Vandelay! Say Vandelay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you want to be my latex salesman :smugbert:

# ? Sep 9, 2017 04:10

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

So that old lady... She's just a liar?

# ? Sep 9, 2017 04:30

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Feels like an Arby's night.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 04:37

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Gyshall posted:

So that old lady... She's just a liar?

And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 07:18

Imagined: Feb 2, 2007

I was at the dog park today and there was a real cute girl there with two Bassett hounds named J. Peterman and Larry David. She said she'd had another named David Puddy..

# ? Sep 10, 2017 06:01

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Imagined posted:

I was at the dog park today and there was a real cute girl there with two Bassett hounds named J. Peterman and Larry David. She said she'd had another named David Puddy..

Yeah, that's right

# ? Sep 10, 2017 06:31