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SlipkPIe posted:Can you even imagine their response if they ever actually got persecuted in any real way, even once? I think it would sound similar to when I have to give my cat ear medicine Ohhh long johnson. Ohhhh nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Jesus message was actually "you are tiny gods, and so are you neighbors" but he had to be really careful saying it and it eventually got him nailed. Rejoice! In the world that is to come, we won't have the pathology of counter-Christlike behavior from declared Christians.
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Do...do you want credit, President Re-Re?
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Sep 6, 2017 15:23
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Blast of Confetti posted:the way some people talk about god it legit sounds like he's the lovely boyfriend in an abusive relationship but people keep coming back to him because they need him lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y8oGFEojQg
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Penn State University: Sponsored by Donald Jumbrotron Trump https://twitter.com/TheShlembear/status/905436753720483845
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Sep 6, 2017 15:27
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We should organize a Hurricane Beauty Pageant.
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Sep 6, 2017 15:32
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/aigkenham/status/905382966775435267 Ken Ham isn't verified on twitter, owned
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Zzulu posted:Come to Sweden mates, we don't give a gently caress about god here What about the reports from the guy who doesn't leave his apartment about fireworks and sinister looking teens, though?
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One thing this administration has carefully eroded is my tolerance of religion. I was raised as a Protestant and it was basically not a big deal. Church was fine, I liked my church community and taught Sunday school and bible study every week for years. I've personally read the Bible, cover to cover with my mother, like 8 times. I stopped believing in God at 14 but kept up appearances for my mom, who was a church deacon and elder. She was 50 or so when she finally gave up the ghost and admitted she had lost her faith. But now I'm almost 30 and I wake up every day reading about people acting like God sent Trump to save us from the great unwashed (BROWN!) masses and I'm just wondering: "What the mother gently caress bible are you reading?" Like everything, every single thing Trump does every day is the exact opposite of what God would want. By literally every metric found within the King James Bible (the most common translation on Earth) Donald Trump is the guy who prepares the world for the Anti-Christ. He is literally a fat blonde greed demon and the millions of people who voted for him think it's getting them closer to heaven. So LoL I guess at highlighting not only the stupidity of my country, but also that a first world nation steeped in scientific advancement is still steered by a horde of fearful septuagenarians who believe an invisible (yet somehow white) all powerful ghost man is floating in space, watching us blow each other up and cheat and lie and steal and just rubbing his hands together like some fiendish super criminal.
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Sep 6, 2017 15:53
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He's getting people closer to heaven by bringing about armageddon where they, the "right" ones, will be saved. Eschatology is one of the few unifying things across most Christian sects. Everyone else will die and they, the ones who read the Bible in the correct way, or go to the correct Church, or wear the correct underwear, will go to heaven while literally everyone else dies. Trump is just another conduit to that endgame, so it makes perfect sense for him to be praised like this by people who should really be loving their neighbours.
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Sep 6, 2017 15:57
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Bust Rodd posted:One thing this administration has carefully eroded is my tolerance of religion. A country founded partly by fleeing religious extremists results in a (partly) regressive society? I would never
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:religious extremists lol
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Sep 6, 2017 16:00
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the "christian fundies are stupid" rabbit hole is literally bottomless and it's a giant waste of time to let yourself tumble down it
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Sep 6, 2017 16:01
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At least they're teaching female reproductive biology.
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Sep 6, 2017 16:02
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I was raised in a fundamentalist Christian household that is now rabidly pro-Trump and it breaks my brain. I lost my faith many years ago but my father has called Trump's election a miracle. I cannot reconcile a political philosophy that embraces Trump with the message found in my father's bible. I've had trouble looking at him the same ever since.
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proof of concept posted:the "christian fundies are stupid" rabbit hole is literally bottomless and it's a giant waste of time to let yourself tumble down it Yeah but it's fun to laugh at retards
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Sep 6, 2017 16:06
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"race war!" it all makes sense when you frame it that way dont unravel the thread, all you get is a fat naked white man
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related Trump lolquote:[Trump], his wife, Melania, and two staffers took communion when it was passed. But Trump, momentarily confused, mistook the silver plates circulated around the auditorium and dug several bills out of his pocket. "I thought it was for offering," he said with a laugh to his staff. He contributed several minutes later when the offering plates were passed.
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the only way it'd be funnier is if he took money from the plate and everyone tripped over their rear end to defend it
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Alan Smithee posted:the only way it'd be funnier is if he took money from the plate and everyone tripped over their rear end to defend it *drops a 5 and fishes out four singles*
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Sep 6, 2017 16:21
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The gospel of Trump would be a hilarious read
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:related Trump lol Deeply religious he is
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:I was raised in a fundamentalist Christian household that is now rabidly pro-Trump and it breaks my brain. I lost my faith many years ago but my father has called Trump's election a miracle. I cannot reconcile a political philosophy that embraces Trump with the message found in my father's bible. I've had trouble looking at him the same ever since. same I'm 99% sure my parents voted for Trump because my dad proudly admits it and my mom refuses to discuss it w/ me Bust Rodd posted:But now I'm almost 30 and I wake up every day reading about people acting like God sent Trump to save us from the great unwashed (BROWN!) masses and I'm just wondering: "What the mother gently caress bible are you reading?" Like everything, every single thing Trump does every day is the exact opposite of what God would want. Here's an article for you: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/05/donald-trump-why-do-evangelicals-support-him the tl:dr is that evangelicals (now a minority group who celebrate their persecution!!) know that Trump is not 'one of them,' but they see him as useful for destroying gay marriage, women's rights, science & public education.
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Sep 6, 2017 16:26
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Mike pence calls his wife "mother", what the gently caress
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Sep 6, 2017 16:27
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he also fucks horses
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Plavski posted:He's getting people closer to heaven by bringing about armageddon where they, the "right" ones, will be saved. This. Crazy people are hoping for the Apocalypse and the rapture and a fast pass to heaven.  Which won't happen, because lol ya'll idiot crazy assholes.
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haljordan posted:Mike pence calls his wife "mother", what the gently caress Blast of Confetti posted:he also fucks horses One of these things is weirder than the other and it's not the one involving horses.
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haljordan posted:Mike pence calls his wife "mother", what the gently caress he's telling your children not to hold his hand, telling your children not to understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuK0f-Zur9A
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bloom posted:One of these things is weirder than the other and it's not the one involving horses. what's worse loving horses or your daughter
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People joke about Trump winning in 2020 but I actually do wonder how the US comes back from this. The political system is basically a joke, and any institutional legitimacy is gone. Is political violence/a breakup of the US really beyond consideration? Not in the immediate term, but over the next few decades?
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maybe your daughter has a horse face? Best of both worlds.
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Sedge and Bee posted:wonder how the US comes back from this. lol
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:I was raised in a fundamentalist Christian household that is now rabidly pro-Trump and it breaks my brain. I lost my faith many years ago but my father has called Trump's election a miracle. I cannot reconcile a political philosophy that embraces Trump with the message found in my father's bible. I've had trouble looking at him the same ever since. It's probably because he's stupid and votes 'R' regardless of whatever is behind that 'R'. To him, voting republican means he's voting for everything he wanted out of a republican win, and just ignoring the stuff he didn't want because HE AIN'T NO DEMOCRAT. My dad and I have talked about how much of a retard Donald is, but he still voted for him because "I AIN'T NO DEMOCRAT!"
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Sedge and Bee posted:I actually do wonder how the US comes back from this. Honestly? Education. Which is why America truly is hosed
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https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/905445803392512000quote:The status of Trump's 11-bedroom gated compound on Plum Bay, which is on the market, was not immediately known. But officials with the French government, which controls the side of the island where his beachfront property is located, said the territory suffered serious damage.
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:I was raised in a fundamentalist Christian household that is now rabidly pro-Trump and it breaks my brain. I lost my faith many years ago but my father has called Trump's election a miracle. I cannot reconcile a political philosophy that embraces Trump with the message found in my father's bible. I've had trouble looking at him the same ever since. I wish my family were big Trump supporters so I'd have a legitimate excuse to never talk to them again.
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Sep 6, 2017 16:37
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Bigly insurance payouts, Donald Trump is solvent for another day.
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Blast of Confetti posted:you're dad is a retard yes, a hate-filled one at that. it's just difficult seeing the man in that light. back before fox news stole him away from me
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Sedge and Bee posted:People joke about Trump winning in 2020 but I actually do wonder how the US comes back from this. The political system is basically a joke, and any institutional legitimacy is gone. Is political violence/a breakup of the US really beyond consideration? Not in the immediate term, but over the next few decades? I take it you're too young to remember the bush years 
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