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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

The F Plus did a great AUG episode recently reading recipes that use bodily fluids and secretions.

https://thefpl.us/episode/259

It starts at locally sourced yeast and goes from there.

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Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

cash crab posted:

:nms: "Husky Fan Club" :nms:

It's not what you think it is, but it is worse than you think it is. You dig?

I clicked on that just expecting some fat guys in speedos or something fun but maybe in a socially inappropriate setting. I was surprised.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS










CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

This doesn't look so AUG. Man, Randaconda has some strangely high stand- :stare:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

The slow burn ones are my favorites.

"What am I missing here?"





"Oh....."

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

cash crab posted:

:nms: "Husky Fan Club" :nms:

It's not what you think it is, but it is worse than you think it is. You dig?

Work in a hospital and see the worst stuff, and somehow this thread is the only thing that makes me feel like puking.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/RDglT74.gif :nws:

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 17:30 on Sep 6, 2017

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

:yikes:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Ok that was just funny.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

cash crab posted:

This is horrible. Thank you so much!

I know we constantly throw out new thread titles and whatnot, because so many things become very fitting, but I truly believe that

AUG Thread: "This is horrible. Thank you so much!"

will stand the test of time, my friends.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/FINbq7d.gifv

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Simply Sara goes Swimming.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Truly a graceful aquatic creature we are.

The Sex Cannon
Nov 22, 2004

Eh. I'm pretty content with my current logo.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

two deciliters

get a load of this fuckin' guy

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007










Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The Sex Cannon posted:

get a load of this fuckin' guy

I intend to. Very slowly.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Randaconda posted:

guy with baig fake wang

umm....you might wanna NSTW that

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
...dad?

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

Got a genuine lol out of me for this one.

Also, some of the pics that Randaconda posted (Mr Glory Hole, Veggie-Dad) are in the wrong thread, I'm sure.

Teach has a new favorite as of 18:49 on Sep 6, 2017

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XWPo9j8O4I&t=23s

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Somewhere, someone is masturbating to this, or writing an erotic short story about it. Possibly both.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003




where do you find these? I know this guy and he's rad

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Peanut Butler posted:

where do you find these? I know this guy and he's rad

Way to doxx yourself, non-rad person.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Peanut Butler posted:

where do you find these? I know this guy and he's rad

Evidence says you're a liar

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Aah God I love Vic Reeves.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Okay, so one spurt is about half a teaspoon. That glass looks like a whiskey glass, say two deciliters.

Even that glass on the right has got to be the result of weeks of jizzing.

AUG Thread: the result of weeks of jizzing

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



It'd be one thing to see this on Tumblr or Facebook... But LinkedIn? :wtc:

EDIT:

Heath posted:

Why does your profile pic look so despondent?

Mostly because I don't like pictures where I'm looking right at the camera, or anywhere near it, really.

Rupert Buttermilk has a new favorite as of 00:46 on Sep 7, 2017

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Why does your profile pic look so despondent?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

its all nice on rice posted:

Somewhere, someone is masturbating to this, or writing an erotic short story about it. Possibly both.

Ken Bone

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Heath posted:

Why does your profile pic look so despondent?

Who's doesn't in this lovely world these days?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Picnic Princess posted:

Who's doesn't in this lovely world these days?

My crab queen is radiant.

:love:

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Twitch posted:

I clicked on that just expecting some fat guys in speedos or something fun but maybe in a socially inappropriate setting. I was surprised.

Having had a wolf/husky mix, it wasn't surprising. If I made a list of everything she ate, it could be summed up as Awkward-Ugly-Gross-Wierd.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu5yyVqywwA

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.


Oh poo poo! He just went stupid sayan!

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008
Dang he hosed his lips off.

Here's some homegrown aug from my belly-button:



Intoluene posted:

Did you somehow find a tag in your bellybutton?

I was too lazy to wash a new t-shirt and had a real busy day. It wasn't until I was home on the couch that I thought to investigate the prickly tickling sensation.

SantaJesus has a new favorite as of 14:32 on Sep 7, 2017

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

SantaJesus posted:

Dang he hosed his lips off.

Here's some homegrown aug from my belly-button:


Did you somehow find a tag in your bellybutton?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Intoluene posted:

Did you somehow find a tag in your bellybutton?

Pictured: Excavation apparatus

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Thanks GBS

https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Experience:Results_of_Experiment_by_Isopropanol

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

please do not post my personal documents

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Wow I thought that was an article on the psychonauts video game and got really confused by all the weird sex

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