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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
:rip: Tyrannus.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



bobkatt013 posted:

And it's Doctor Bong

Please.


Oh, please.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Push El Burrito posted:

"I sleep in a race car bed!" - Tyrannus

"Seven months ago, I slept in a medium bed with my wife and space raccoon child."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



kinky!

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


oh right i forgot she was also evil

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


ZeroCount posted:

oh right i forgot she was also evil

This is obviously step 1 in her extended shenanigans plan to free Mole Man.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Lurdiak posted:

This is obviously step 1 in her extended shenanigans plan to free Mole Man.

We can't see her other arm.

It is obviously behind her back, fingers crossed.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Spider-Man is already in a technicolor gimp suit of sorts with built in bondage shooters, she probably thinks he's Mole Man's sex servant.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



I wish this rid will never end!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I love Tyrannus checking out Spidey in that first panel like "huh, he's not so bad on the eyes, sure why not?"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



oh hey a slap across the face, they're definitely teaming up.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Why use a sword when u got those massive guns??

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Synthbuttrange posted:



oh hey a slap across the face, they're definitely teaming up.

Why not both? Sword to the gut and axe to the head?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Quick Mole Man, go for the ego! Demand that Tyrannus fight you in a duel to the death like a real man and then ask for your whacking stick.:black101:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Tyrannus, please put on pants before enslaving and executing people. God.

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.
I'm hearing Tyrannus' dialogue in Zapp Brannigan's voice and it is wonderful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNN5Qf2AR4

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Metalshark posted:

I'm hearing Tyrannus' dialogue in Zapp Brannigan's voice and it is wonderful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNN5Qf2AR4

Tyrannus: Mole-kipp? Inform the Moleoids that I have mated with the Red She-Hulk.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:



oh hey a slap across the face, they're definitely teaming up.

Spider-Man is uncomfortably turned on right now.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ImpAtom posted:

Spider-Man is uncomfortably turned on right now.

nah, he's pretty comfortable with this treatment by now.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Metalshark posted:

I'm hearing Tyrannus' dialogue in Zapp Brannigan's voice and it is wonderful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNN5Qf2AR4

Thank you. Newspaper Spider-Man is now ten times more enjoyable :allears:

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Metalshark posted:

I'm hearing Tyrannus' dialogue in Zapp Brannigan's voice and it is wonderful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNN5Qf2AR4

Oh my god, it fits too perfectly :allears:

CityMidnightJunky
May 11, 2013

by Smythe

Mikl posted:

Thank you. Newspaper Spider-Man is now ten times more enjoyable :allears:

Same. It's perfect.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Spider-Man beats up Old Man

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
oh no this means in another week or so we'll have to see aunt may get her heart broken as mole man decides he has to stay underground with kala :(

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



I mean he's clearly gonna stay underground, with or without kala

as funny as it'd be to have uncle mole man, I can't believe it'd actually happen

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Synthbuttrange posted:



Spider-Man beats up Old Man

Did he not drink from it like 4 loving strip ago?

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

bunnyofdoom posted:

Did he not drink from it like 4 loving strip ago?

4 days, 4 weeks, 4 years. they all mean the same in the realm of newspaper spiderman

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Kala slapped it out of his had

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
is kala negging him?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

is kala negging him?

Totes. That's her devious plan to save her beloved moley woley.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please don't dump Aunt May, Uncle Moley :ohdear:

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

bunnyofdoom posted:

Did he not drink from it like 4 loving strip ago?

I think at this point we just need an IV drip for him.

Irukandji Syndrome
Dec 26, 2008
if Tyrannus instantly ages 1000 years and dies a withering husk then Mole Man hits that while Kala's on the rebound 5 minutes later, that will be the most hilariously grim thing to come out of this comic period

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Irukandji Syndrome posted:

if Tyrannus instantly ages 1000 years and dies a withering husk then Mole Man hits that while Kala's on the rebound 5 minutes later, that will be the most hilariously grim thing to come out of this comic period

Not sure if that would top Pete and Rocket Raccoon shoving Ronan's dead body into Rocket's tiny ship, but this comic has surprised me before.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Uncle Melvin is too good for this world

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Irukandji Syndrome posted:

if Tyrannus instantly ages 1000 years and dies a withering husk then Mole Man hits that while Kala's on the rebound 5 minutes later, that will be the most hilariously grim thing to come out of this comic period

Spider-Man is standing there chained up in the corner.

"All's well that ends we-"
"Silence, slave!"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
kala doesn't know what she's getting herself into. the second she assigns him any task (bdsm-related or otherwise), he will bumble around and accidentally cause her underground kingdom to collapse.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Spider-Man obviously has a fetish for blunt-force trauma to the head.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Begemot posted:

Spider-Man is standing there chained up in the corner.

"All's well that ends we-"
"Silence, slave!"

Every strip that has Spidey speak should have the smacking panel at the end imo.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Begemot posted:

Spider-Man is standing there chained up in the corner.

"I guess in some nutty wa-"
"Silence, slave!"

FTFY.

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