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Change your underwear inside your sleep sack. It's easy.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 18:27 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 06:08 |
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Well yeah but apparently I can't even change my shirt in front of women in the Army.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 18:35 |
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Ahhhh, I remember being yelled at for calling someone a dick in front of a woman soldier, and then got yelled at again for asking how exactly that's sexual harassment. It's what happens when males have no idea how to function around women.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 18:41 |
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Mustang posted:Well yeah but apparently I can't even change my shirt in front of women in the Army. lmao your unit is dumb. But hey I guess change your shirt in there too, problem solved.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 18:46 |
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Flip the script and set the tone for your warriors and scream MOLON LABE and WE ARE THE SPARTANS while making eye contact with the female guards and entering another man
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 18:49 |
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I spent my Sunday on a raft on the Illinois river, wearing a unkempt beard and a fake boat captain's hat, drinking lager and taking turns pushing my friends off the side. gently caress the army (Lifestyle sponsored by deployment funds)
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 18:51 |
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maffew buildings posted:Flip the script and set the tone for your warriors and scream MOLON LABE and WE ARE THE SPARTANS while making eye contact with the female guards and entering another man But the marine thread is over there.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 19:12 |
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its curtains for Kevin posted:I spent my Sunday on a raft on the Illinois river, wearing a unkempt beard and a fake boat captain's hat, drinking lager and taking turns pushing my friends off the side. I spent my Sunday smoking weed, playing video games, cooking bomb food, and chilling with my dogs. Lifestyle sponsored by VA bennies. gently caress you if you're still in
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 19:13 |
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Don't need weapons guards if you don't bring weapons. Checkmate
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 19:30 |
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Mustang posted:Well yeah but apparently I can't even change my shirt in front of women in the Army. Our squad had one woman who didn't give a gently caress and we figured out not changing in front of each other for two whole weeks.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 19:57 |
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Are the women afraid of seeing nipples? #freethenipple
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 20:54 |
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A Bad Poster posted:Don't need weapons guards if you don't bring weapons. Checkmate This is literally how I survived NTC. Can't get into a firefight if you're viewed as a Non-combatant because you don't have a weapon for the entire cycle. That and pro masks. Didn't have to lug those fuckers around either.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 20:55 |
I walked outside and held my arms out and faced the sky like Andy in Shawshank every time we got "mortared" and when we got attacked or in any firefights I was playing hero trying to get shot so that I could go to the "infirmary" and hang out instead of doing JRTC bullshit. Never died one loving time in three and a half weeks.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 21:45 |
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Bruce Boxlicker posted:/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Civilian agencies tend to have more technical federal IT staff on hand (I've been to a few that were almost entirely fed, which is surprising in this day and age). DoD does to an extent, but it's mostly contractors. JSOC and the IC are entirely contractors with a GS-14 overseeing them.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:32 |
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Soulex posted:Are the women afraid of seeing nipples? She's married with two boys I think she's had enough crusty balls and sweaty noodle armed boys.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:40 |
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Supposedly if you die this rotation they have you fill sand bags before being revived to make it suck so that people don't try to die. With how hot it is that's a huge dick move, especially for the people that are trying to do well out there.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:16 |
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My JRTC rotation involved us working in a SCIF that was notionally back in the states. So we slept in "Afghanistan" and walked to "US" to work every shift. We had a guard at the entrance ('cause SCIF) and everyone inside would just drop all their armor/ACHs and work without them. On day shift (I was nights), our FOB got overrun by OPFOR and they tried to storm the SCIF. It caused a scene and my PSG came out yelling at people, telling OPFOR they can't come in, etc. But he didn't have his helmet. So he died. Another plus is that when we set up the SCIF, there was some big rear end artillery gun pointed right over our Trojan. They were planning on firing blanks (or whatever, I don't know artillery poo poo) but wound up having to take the gun down. In its place was an outline in white engineer tape to be a notional gun that had to be guarded and "fired." Fun times!
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:21 |
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Mustang posted:Supposedly if you die this rotation they have you fill sand bags before being revived to make it suck so that people don't try to die. This would be a unit thing; the NTC side doesn't give a gently caress what you do with your notionally dead, as long as they don't wind up at Starbucks. Not my problem anymore, though. I'm gonna go look at my dd214 for a while, then go to the dog beach.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:30 |
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God is there a single loving training exercise that isn't an exercise in stupidity? Like training is supposed to challenge you and give you learning moments, but it always turns into a retard version of Simon Says, with guns.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:32 |
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Mustang posted:Well yeah but apparently I can't even change my shirt in front of women in the Army. That's dumb. Your unit is dumb. Do you guys not have females in the companies yet? And at least you aren't light infantry in NTC. We went in May. Nights were freezing and when we did all our walking. Day was 100+, no shade and when we did security and slept. It was loving miserable and just a week long march march with some react to contact here and there. We were told to air assault with rucks (Watching us get into the Blackhawk and out was hilarious. They had to close the door so the rucks wouldn't spill out and when we landed, the crew chief had to get out and pull rucks off us because we were stuck. Apparently the entire company ran into the same issue.), so no one bought assault packs to save weight. I know that sounds dumb. But ounces=pounds. Especially when we had over 100lbs of bullshit to carry for the entire rotation. About a day or two into it, they realized no one could make it more than a day with our rucks so they put it on trucks. So only 10-15 people had their assault packs. But we couldn't fit anything like sleeping bags, cold weather gear or woobies cause we HAD to bring our full mopp bullshit. Kaliber fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Sep 4, 2017 |
# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:37 |
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gently caress the army forever, gently caress you if you're still in
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 00:08 |
Kaliber posted:That's dumb. Your unit is dumb. Do you guys not have females in the companies yet? Just wanna say I'm not reading any of this because the army sucks and by association the longer a post in this thread is the more it sucks by default
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 00:09 |
NUKES CURE NORKS posted:Just wanna say I'm not reading any of this because the army sucks and by association the longer a post in this thread is the more it sucks by default It's a Kaliber post so if you crushed it up and snorted it you'd be living on-post with your contract wife who camwhores on the side and her three kids who you escape primarily by driving your retardedly expensive motorcycle around while drunk before you know it
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 00:13 |
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i smoke joints rolled off of paper with kaliber posts on it
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 04:00 |
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Wasabi the J posted:God is there a single loving training exercise that isn't an exercise in stupidity? Tell that to 1/25 SBCT whose learning moment was to do a weapons check in the direction of a town that you are about to enter to help evacuate residents.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 06:03 |
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Soulex posted:Tell that to 1/25 SBCT whose learning moment was to do a weapons check in the direction of a town that you are about to enter to help evacuate residents. Wait was this Afghan 2011? Because this sounds like stories from out in the town of Qalat
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 07:07 |
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gently caress Qalat. Who puts a main route right through the tightest part of that town? I don't mean Highway 1, but the road entering the city from the south which forces you through a choke point with a two story concrete wall on one side and a wheel-swallowing drainage ditch on the other. The Stryker's RPG cage would be an inch off the wall while its opposite wheel track would be right on the edge of that ditch. The only route in that area with a higher pucker factor was one that had a section with a steep side slope on loose dirt and a very high number of IEDs, and which was also within line of sight of an ANP station (you can do that math on that one).
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 08:22 |
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Soulex posted:Tell that to 1/25 SBCT whose learning moment was to do a weapons check in the direction of a town that you are about to enter to help evacuate residents. Smart money says this was A Co 1-5, if it was the 2011-2012 deployment.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 12:46 |
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NTC rotation. Not Afghanistan but I wouldn't put it past them. Maybe they we're so bad in NTC that the Army was like "hahaha no idiot"
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 16:20 |
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I'm at Ntc again after leaving here 40 days ago from another rotation lmao
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 05:45 |
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Ashmole posted:I'm at Ntc again after leaving here 40 days ago from another rotation lmao Welcome to hell!
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 05:56 |
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Aren't you also a 19A? You here as an OC?
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 06:32 |
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Mustang posted:Aren't you also a 19A? You here as an OC? Dang, you got a good memory. I haven't posted in a few years. We did a R and S rotation and now I'm here for LTP getting ready for the next one.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 14:23 |
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I thought you were getting out during the mass Exodus of YG11?
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 14:36 |
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There are a few of us poor schmucks from YG11 still left. Just biding time.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 18:38 |
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psydude posted:I thought you were getting out during the mass Exodus of YG11? I'm YG12 because of how my BOLC date worked out but definitely thought about it
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:55 |
YG69 says gently caress u if ur still in (I don't know what YG is)
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 20:07 |
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Year Group I'm pretty sure
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 20:09 |
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YG420666
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 21:53 |
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Triggs posted:There are a few of us poor schmucks from YG11 still left. Just biding time. I wonder what YG spacetoaster is. He's definitely the highest YG army person in who posts in here. Unless one of you is some old fogie who's been out forever and ever but still posts. Congrats on your 6 yrs of service raise.
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