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ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
it's kinda surprising that it's the guy from rick and morty and not a family guy character

e: whoops new page, SURF PARTY!!



and an actually bad tattoo

ghosthorse has a new favorite as of 03:06 on Sep 1, 2017

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Those poor midget arms.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

ghosthorse posted:


and an actually bad tattoo



Cap looks like he's doing a Goofy impression. Half way through "GAWRSH!"

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
From a facebook vegan-mockery page:



There's a lot of "oh, it would be so pretty if it didn't say VEGAN" comments but even as someone with no tattoos the linework is dodgy at best and those leaves are awful

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Hey look, a whole instagram account for this thread: http://instagram.com/snake___pit (lots of :nws: )

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
"here, jump into this hole marked 'snake pit', it'll be funny!"

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Hey look, a whole instagram account for this thread: http://instagram.com/snake___pit (lots of :nws: )

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Hey look, a whole instagram account for this thread: http://instagram.com/snake___pit (lots of :nws: )

I get that there could be a reason to get a tattoo of a vagina, but it's just so loving hilarious to me as a woman, especially when it's just a straightforward drawing of one. It's like a getting a tattoo of an ear or a foot. It's even funnier if a man gets one - not of a sexy naked woman, just the vagina. I don't know if they're trying to be artistic, or edgy, or zany, or what, but to get a tattoo of regular rear end human genitals is just too preposterous to be anything other than funny.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?


edit: album with facebook comments

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Ralph Crammed In posted:

I get that there could be a reason to get a tattoo of a vagina, but it's just so loving hilarious to me as a woman, especially when it's just a straightforward drawing of one. It's like a getting a tattoo of an ear or a foot. It's even funnier if a man gets one - not of a sexy naked woman, just the vagina. I don't know if they're trying to be artistic, or edgy, or zany, or what, but to get a tattoo of regular rear end human genitals is just too preposterous to be anything other than funny.

I don't understand putting cartoon vulvas in like random objects like a wedge of cheese or a banana. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Also I like the Dark Side of Your Mom.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

"Great line work"

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Hey look, a whole instagram account for this thread: http://instagram.com/snake___pit (lots of :nws: )

The Taz nipple dick owns.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Oh, I dunno. It's better than a Liefeld drawing.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

captainOrbital posted:

I don't understand putting cartoon vulvas in like random objects like a wedge of cheese or a banana. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Also I like the Dark Side of Your Mom.

What it means is "I make bad decisions"

I once rode the bus next to a guy with a tattoo of a rooster with a huge cock jerking itself off. I guess there's a pun there, but how is that really something you want on your body 24/7?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Cock a-diddlin' cock

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Hey look, a whole instagram account for this thread: http://instagram.com/snake___pit (lots of :nws: )

it's CROWN of thorns, not FOREHEAD of thorns, guy

CptSpaulding
Feb 19, 2013


Amazing work! Only if the names weren't blacked out I could hookup with this amazing artist. The detail and line work in the heart and the xo. The fairy... it was so good I had a tear in my eye. All the comments, they're just jealous....

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I think filling a heart with a fingerprint is very cool and original!

gmc9987
Jul 25, 2007

The tattoos are terrible but I think the best thing about this is how he hosed up with the discounts at the end. That's not how referrals work, buddy.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Would pork.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Endless Mike posted:

I think filling a heart with a fingerprint is very cool and original!

legit what I thought that was

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

Field Mousepad posted:

I'm not being sarcastic or making a joke, you have the best user name ever.

It came from a renaming thread in GBS :v:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

LSD at the gangbang posted:

It came from a renaming thread in GBS :v:

Hey that's where my name came from!

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
What a waste of prime real estate:



It's THFC for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

ricketyvickyt posted:

What a waste of prime real estate:



It's THFC for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

I'm glad you said that because I legit had no idea, my best guess was a badly misspelled "thicc"

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Shorts at normal height will read

n
F
C


Really into amiibos

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bombadilillo posted:

Really into amiibos

Made me think, 'are there any splatoon tattoo?'

The answer is yes, of course there are.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Say Nothing posted:

Made me think, 'are there any splatoon tattoo?'

The answer is yes, of course there are.



I'm just frankly glad your post wasn't a nsfw link.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Bombadilillo posted:

I'm just frankly glad your post wasn't a nsfw link.

This times a million. You just know that they're out there, though. :gonk:

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

ricketyvickyt posted:

What a waste of prime real estate:



It's THFC for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

Could have just gotten a Star of David

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Why do so many people want discolored, spurting cocks and swollen vaginas on their bodies permanently?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Rough Lobster posted:

Why do so many people want discolored, spurting cocks and swollen vaginas on their bodies permanently?

IT'S HOW GOD MADE ME, LOBSTER

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

TheKennedys posted:

From a facebook vegan-mockery page:



There's a lot of "oh, it would be so pretty if it didn't say VEGAN" comments but even as someone with no tattoos the linework is dodgy at best and those leaves are awful

Aren't some tattoo inks non-vegan as well?

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Stay high by getting really good at climbing palm trees.

CptSpaulding
Feb 19, 2013


I remember my first joint and the thought of wanting a pot leaf tattoo so everyone knew I smoked.... wait... I was 11 years old. I may have figure it was a dumb idea before I turned 12. I could see a sleeve done nicely and maybe a pot leaf on the canvas some place, maybe a clock at 4:20, but this dumb poo poo? I guess if it wasn't for these idiots I wouldn't have this thread to go to and laugh.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Yeah most :weed: tattoos are terrible.

Destroy Troy does some great ones though, like Marge with her hair as a nug.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Johnny Truant posted:

Yeah most :weed: tattoos are terrible.

Destroy Troy does some great ones though, like Marge with her hair as a nug.

I know this is the wrong thread, but link?

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




trapped mouse posted:

I know this is the wrong thread, but link?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV-Kij3gFw1/

Even better than I remember.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

The shark/whale battleships are loving rad :kimchi:

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Stoatbringer posted:

Aren't some tattoo inks non-vegan as well?

I know the shop I go to specifically uses vegan inks.

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