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The final season had better up its titty and giants stepping on people game.
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bloom posted:The final season had better up its titty and giants stepping on people game. They need to combine the two things together really.
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Sep 6, 2017 13:00
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A giant with giant titties smashing soldiers with giant titties with her titties
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Sep 6, 2017 13:02
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A zombie giant repeatedly stepping on a titty that makes a comedic squeaking noise. e: possibly a zombie titty?
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Sep 6, 2017 13:13
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davos is a bootlicking masochist
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Sep 6, 2017 13:15
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Doesn't Davos have a wife somewhere? She's probably banging other dudes by now.
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Sep 6, 2017 13:55
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He has Jon Snow now
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Sep 6, 2017 14:45
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I'm gonna poo poo post in here until the wheels fall off
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Sep 6, 2017 14:49
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Do you think Jon and Davos had a special night together? Maybe they were alone in a cabin during a long voyage on the sea Maybe their eyes met in the dark maybe their urges, could no longer be denied
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Sep 6, 2017 14:52
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Zzulu posted:Do you think Jon and Davos had a special night together? Davos gave Jon a sad, awkward handy while he was recovering from frostbite. They don't talk about it.
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Sep 6, 2017 14:59
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GBS ROCKS!!!!!!!!! posted:davos is a bootlicking masochist same
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Sep 6, 2017 15:22
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I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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Sep 6, 2017 15:29
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Zzulu posted:Do you think Jon and Davos had a special night together? I'm sure Davos picked up a few tricks from the coastal brothels in his younger days he could show near-virgin Jon. Ok yuck
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Sep 6, 2017 16:21
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Jon invented oral sex he doesn't need any pointers from some dorky dad
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Sep 6, 2017 17:33
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"Nothing fucks you harder than time... ...but I'll try my best anyways." 
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Sep 6, 2017 17:37
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They have a very important chair that is the focal point of the whole loving show and its made of swords and no ones been impaled on the chair yet. If Cersie isn't thrown onto the chair by a giant wight and then stomped on I'm gonna be so pissed. Also they act like the Skellybones can't swim and they sink but they also don't breath so why don't they just walk to the iron islands under water? Also also why wasn't there a Hot Pie/Olenna/Varys strapon threeway before she bought the farm? Also also also when did they kill off the writers did it happen off screen or something in season four? gently caress.
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Sep 6, 2017 17:56
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aphid_licker posted:Jon invented oral sex he doesn't need any pointers from some dorky dad Imagine being the first guy ever to eat pussy.
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Sep 6, 2017 18:07
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bloom posted:Imagine being the first guy ever to eat pussy. Better, imagine being the first woman getting her pussy eaten KNEEL AT THE ALTAR OF THE TONGUE GOD MY SISTERS
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Sep 6, 2017 18:09
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bloom posted:Imagine being the first guy ever to eat pussy. They were shown to have had a hot bath right beforehand, so it probably wasn't as bad as you think.
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Sep 6, 2017 18:23
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bloom posted:Imagine being the first guy ever to eat pussy. look buddy i don;t have to imagine 
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Sep 6, 2017 18:32
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Supreme Allah posted:Theons the most real character in the show, not the strongest or bravest, just a broken gently caress full of regret, trying to ride out the poo poo storm of life Yeah he good. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:They need to combine the two things together really. I hope they put a giantess fetish in GoT as well because why not lol.
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Sep 6, 2017 18:37
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e: oops
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Sep 6, 2017 18:39
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Theon is maybe the most major character that we have been expected to straight up lol at - imagine Dany or Jon having a moment like the bit where he gets knocked over after his dramatic speech - and one of the few good guys who have been shown to lose their nerve. Fuckin Sam stabbed a loving White Walker. Like Theon is dangerously close to being an actual character with problems and poo poo. Or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnP_-s_XwRQ
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Sep 6, 2017 19:04
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Also the unending amount of poo poo he must give Lily Allen amuses me to think about.
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Sep 6, 2017 19:20
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Outrail posted:Also they act like the Skellybones can't swim and they sink but they also don't breath so why don't they just walk to the iron islands under water? Maybe they can't handle deep water, or at least not for long. They are ice skellymans who only come out during winter, and liquid water is necessarily above freezing. Maybe they start to rot when exposed to warm temperatures? The one they took to Cersi seemed fine though. Water itself is pretty hard on the dead though. They will swell up and soften. They will be slow and clumsy in the water. You know what else is in the water? Fish. Fish love carrion. So do crabs. Marine snails. All kinds of things in the water looking to slurp off some of that prime skellyman flesh. They don't actually need all that flesh, the boney ones seem to get on fine without muscles or tendons, but it would probably slow them down and the ones without armor or flesh seem more delicate in combat.
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Sep 6, 2017 19:33
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Wait, are the White Walkers dead? Maybe they need to breathe.
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Sep 6, 2017 19:34
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The drowned god sends krakons and mermaids to re-kill them.
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Sep 6, 2017 19:44
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COMRADES posted:Also the unending amount of poo poo he must give Lily Allen amuses me to think about. I wonder if he based his Reek trauma on going cold turkey. Because lily Allen said he was a pretty paranoid wreck when she wrote that song.
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Sep 6, 2017 20:22
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Arcsquad12 posted:I wonder if he based his Reek trauma on going cold turkey. Because lily Allen said he was a pretty paranoid wreck when she wrote that song. The boat jump wasn't scripted. He was looking at Gemma Whelan but could only see Lilly and thought eh, gently caress ya.
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Sep 6, 2017 21:08
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What did Davos say when he got on a ship with Jon Snow? "Bring me my brown pants."
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Sep 6, 2017 21:13
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With the hard shift into high fantasy, I'd rather watch a mini-series about Hot Pie's new life.
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Sep 6, 2017 23:28
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Tricky D posted:They were shown to have had a hot bath right beforehand, so it probably wasn't as bad as you think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xwUmOJYiK4
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Sep 6, 2017 23:30
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When everyone smells like feces and piss and heavy BO constantly, going down on a rank puss probably doesn't even register Everyone probably bathes in the same water in the same tub in the Nights watch
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Sep 6, 2017 23:42
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I'm sure this has come up, but I thought the previous (Targ) rulers for centuries married ruling brothers and sisters together. If that's so, did they ever explain why suddenly it's this scandalous thing between Jamie and Cersei that has to be kept hidden? Or do I have it wrong / the writers just said gently caress it?
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Sep 7, 2017 00:23
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Its against Westeros law to incest. The Targs had dragons and said gently caress your laws im gonna bang my sister.
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Sep 7, 2017 00:51
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Yeah, but I was under the impression that the Targs ran the show for centuries. When the people that literally write the laws and set the example as to behavior do it, you'd figure the rest would get in line. Kind of makes me wonder how Ptolemaic Egypt royals vs. the rest handled it.
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Sep 7, 2017 00:56
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It's mostly scandalous because it means that Cersei was not the mother of a legitimate King (Joffrey was not Robert's kid), was not a legitimate regent, and has no claim to the throne. If the other leaders of King's Landing found out about this, they would immediately ask themselves why they are obeying her instructions at all, or perhaps do nothing about it because they are not named characters I guess
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Sep 7, 2017 00:58
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Xotl posted:Yeah, but I was under the impression that the Targs ran the show for centuries. When the people that literally write the laws and set the example as to behavior do it, you'd figure the rest would get in line. Everyone hates the Targaryens' guts. Is it shocking they'd hate anyone who has something like sibling-loving in common with them?
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Sep 7, 2017 01:04
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I just want Bronn to survive and get to retire and gently caress whores all day.
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Sep 7, 2017 01:08
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I YouTubed and googled some backstory the lore is pretty fun. We'll have a lifetime of side story HBO series for sure. The Targaryen family tree is pretty nuts. I didn't know all this and I hope I understood it right: Targaryens were one of four (?) dragonlord families in old Valyria. One of the dudes daughter's, Daenys the dreamer, had a nightmare of the demise of Valyria. Dude said gently caress it and moved him and his family to Dragonstone, then 12 years later the calamity happened. Also they liked incest because it allowed them to keep their blood pure, so they could control dragons. Which of course contributed to the "madness" I like the idea theory that Bran's talking to them in their head made them nuts Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Sep 7, 2017 |
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